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What players will laugh when they see the Three Kingdoms Kill?

As a player who kills the Three Kingdoms, during the game, we will always encounter some words and lines that make you laugh involuntarily, and get to the point.

The father is in heaven, and the soul is blessed by Jiangdong; With Gong Jin around, husband and wife worship each other?

Sun Ce, as the most handsome military commander in the Three Kingdoms, has four blood skills and five skills, which is suitable for the master. He can attack and defend, and he can also check cards. This line, which he often hears when he wakes up, was changed to be very funny by everyone. Should have stood on Gong Jin's side, the result followed, but the result turned out to be Gong Jin's side, and the husband and wife worshipped each other. Reading is quite fluent.

Can you feel my strength coming/my son is cheating?

This line of mink really made me laugh. It's a lie and a wild force. When I plan to dub the lines, my brain is really big. Even without skin, Marten's awakening line has been changed by everyone-brothers, our chicken is back.

Brother Zhuge, don't you dare ...

Wang Lang is a mysterious military commander. Especially as soon as he came out, I quickly went to test the suit and experienced it. My god, this line has been typed, and he is still saying-since the public knows the destiny and the current situation, why should they be an unknown teacher and invade my border? If you defect and surrender politely, you won't lose your position as a marquis. Wouldn't it be beautiful to have Guoan folk music?

I have to say that Wang Lang, a military commander, combined the original words in the romance and created a few funny lines in the game. I also hid some lines that Zhuge Liang gave back to Wang Lang in the skill rap. I have to say, the planning is very hard.

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Compared with the humor of military commanders' lines, it is more funny for players to interact through military commanders' lines.

I just list a few interesting interactions with some players I met in the game:

1. I remember a game where Wang Lang was hacked to death. When he was dying, every time he asked a player for peaches, the player made a sound: "I have never seen such a brazen person!" " I was scolded once, no peaches, and finally "you." . . Don't you dare . Ah. . . "Good sense of picture, feeling Wang Lang was scolded to death, the only regret is that there was no Zhuge in that game.

2. "Will you touch me again?" I can't remember which skin of Sima Yi this line belongs to, but at that time, a Juyi player replied, "Try it!" So a savage took two blood. . . Awkward?

3. "He is good, so am I". Originally, this line would only remind people of an advertisement, but once I met a Cao Pizhu and replied, "Ah, the kidney doesn't hurt."

4. "How comfortable!" . If the female military commander of Wu saved Sun Quan, it sounds a little dirty, but it feels better. If the male military commander rescues Sun Quan, yeah. . .

5. It's an anti-thief sentence played two days ago. Teammate Liu Chan was laid off. He came up and said, "My father is Liu Bei!" I didn't know it was the master Liu Bei who cut him. . . I've met a similar one. Zhuge hacked Huang Yueying to death: "Bright!" The player who plays Zhuge is also very arrogant, adding "desperate bitch, you know your husband is great!" " . This is your family business. I will concentrate on playing cards. . .

6. "Do you recruit or not?" Man Chong's lines are also quite interesting, and many players are also very cooperative: "Confess, confess". Of course, some people say that they will not confess if they are killed.

7. "come on. . . "Look at this charming line, this coquetry tone, this charming gesture (imagination), but there are still many players who don't buy it and type" no, no "

The lines of killing military commanders in the Three Kingdoms and the interactive teasing between players have brought us a lot of joy during the game. Actually, there are many interesting lines and interactions. Welcome everyone to supplement and share interesting lines and interactions encountered during the game in the comment area.

Only Liu Bei, Hua Tuo and Liu Chan are left. Liu Chan, a traitor of Hua Tuo, is loyal to Liu Bei.

After playing the Three Kingdoms Kill for three years, I have to feel that the game is well designed, with classic lines, funny, inspirational and sad. Let's take stock:

Interesting lines

Ma Jie Chao: The whole army is stealing chickens.

Zhang Rang: Open your eyes and see who is cleaning garlic now?

Zhuge Ke: Try your best to smash gold, and those who say expensive words will be cut off.

Da Qiao: Boff is not here. Come on! Sun Quan: Wait a minute, let me think twice. Dong Yun: Maybe some other time!

Xu You: Aunt has my good daughter. It is easy to win Jizhou.

Cao Ang: General Bing, let's see who killed the enemy more.

JI Wang: Wu Yi is not here. She has sent other departments to start.

Li Jue: Wu Yi is good at planning.

: Hu wronged, Wu Yi uneasy.

Wu Yi:. . . . . .

Inspirational lines

Ma Liang: Thanks to your king's help, the Han Dynasty is in danger!

Sp Jiang Wei: Even if you are in trouble, you should forge ahead!

Sun Ce: A gentleman walks in the world and aims at it.

Sun Ce: Sun Jiabing of Sun Jiatian has made great achievements in the world.

Wei Yan: I swept the world, so what if I despise the pack?

Taishi Ci: A gentleman was born in troubled times, so he should make great achievements with a three-foot sword.

Yu Xun: Be loyal, and remain modest and retreat from the festival.

Chen Lin: Scholars can be brave, and pen and ink can be used as soldiers.

Zhuge Liang, God: I wish God would help me and swear to the Han thieves.

Gongsun Yuan: How can you be obedient to others in your life?

Sad lines

Zhuge Liang: It is difficult to go to the sky. I really saw with my own eyes that Zhuge Liang's five stars were all spades 2 to 9, all to the end, and then lightning judged that it was spades 3, and Zhuge Liang died. . . . . )

Zhen Ji: Mourning the farewell of a beautiful society, mourning the passing away and leaving a foreign land.

Zhang Chunhua: Heart breaks with emotion, and emotion dies with sadness.

Liu Chen: I would rather die in battle and lose my motherland than surrender to my motherland!

Zhou Yu: Yu He Shengliang.

Zhu Gejin: If you don't live up to your obligations, you and your subjects will recover in the afterlife.

Yu Xun: If you die, the emperor will not reward you.

Wargo: I defeated Shu and the enemy, but I was buried by a traitor. "

Ji Kang: At the end of the song, it's all a dream, and prosperity comes to nothing.

Liu Feng: Dad, why?

Sun Shangxiang: My brother's life is hard to break, so let's say goodbye.

The lines of the Three Kingdoms Kill are very classic, because the designers are in good contact with historical figures, and one or two sentences contain the background ambition of the characters all their lives, which is helpless and sad. What classic lines do you like? Please leave a message.

The lines of killing military commanders in the Three Kingdoms are related to the characters' character, record and ability in the romance.

But I think Wei Yan's lines: "Will I be afraid of you?" As a panacea to match the lines of other military commanders, and has a certain sense of humor.

for instance

Sun Quan: Father, Big Brother+Wei Yan: Am I afraid of you?

Zhang Zhao: Please forgive me. +Wei Yan: Am I afraid of you?

Zhou Yu: Wait and see+Wei Yan: Am I afraid of you?

Liu Bei: Serve people with virtue+Wei Yan: Will I be afraid of you?

Guan Yu: Guan Yu is here, and you will die+Wei Yan: Will I be afraid of you?

Feng Chu: Recycling, turning waste into treasure+Wei Yan: Am I afraid of you?

Cao Cao: I dreamed of killing people+Wei Yan: Am I afraid of you?

Sima Yi: Pay attention next time+Wei Yan: Will I be afraid of you?

Xia Houdun: How dare a mouse hurt me+Wei Yan: Am I afraid of you?

There are too many classic lines in the Three Kingdoms Kill, such as the lines of Lu Xun and Lu Bu in the early days, "All cards are not edges, but without cards, they are definitely not edges" and "Not edges!" Because the pronunciation is unprofessional, it is deeply loved by players, and there are also lines of military commanders who are now adding pop elements, as well as lines tampered by players, which are very funny.

Funny lines: Marten was cheated by his son.

In history, Ma Teng was killed by Cao Cao because of his son Ma Chao's rebellion, so he had a funny line "My son is unfaithful ~".

There is another sentence, "Have you ever felt the arrival of the power of the wild?" Inspired by Fu, the most popular swimmer at that time.

"The 18th route governors? Hum! A mob. " This domineering line comes from Hua Xiong's ridicule of his own strength, which makes people laugh because of the sharp contrast with his own strength.

Every dubbing of the Three Kingdoms killing Mallota is very insidious and funny, especially the recognizable laughter. Among them, the sentence "I want to exterminate the grass" is the funniest. Personally, I think Mallota's dubbing adds a lot to the skin.

Funny lines: the soul of Cen who speaks for cool enterprises

You don't need to know what the original lines of "Military Commander" are. The next four consecutive speeches were all his lines.

If you don't jump, you can't leave.

People will fight to the death, not my job, take-off, AK, barbarian invasion, all on me. Ten thousand arrows were fired in unison, shining. Let bygones be bygones. Don't mention it again. How dare a mouse hurt me? Let bygones be bygones. Don't mention it again. Be careful next time (the wine has been taken away) In a flash, Lei Gong helped me, destiny, hahahaha, the general trend of the world is under my control. Serve the country and be proud to kill the enemy.

I think I can save it again. Thank you, big brothers.

I'm still too young-from Lu Xun.

This red-faced and bearded zombie-from Wen Chou Yan Liang.

Touch me again-from Sima Yi.

Let's move. Give it a try. Who's afraid of who?

Whose line is my father Liu Bei? Please guess.