How to write the personal homepage of Mini World

You can write the following points:

Either be tolerant or cruel.

2. I am not a fortune teller in the square, and I can’t talk as much as you like to hear.

3. In the end, I couldn't outrun that BMW, and I could only watch it fly away in the sunset. It wasn't that my engine was bad, but that my car chain fell off.

4. Instead of planting grass so that no one can lie on it, why not plant cactus instead!

5. The extinction of dinosaurs is because makeup created the world of beauties.

6. I don’t care if you brush your teeth, but tell me where my facial cleanser is!

7. Men like popular women, and women like popular men.

8. Listen to your words and save me ten books!

9. There is nothing special about you, you just have a strong face.

10. There is no other half with 100 points, only two people with 50 points!

11. How far is forever? Just get as far away from me as you kid!

12. I sat on a stone that was 150 million years old and was in a daze for an afternoon.

13. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but the problem is that I am poor.

14. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. But when I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me...

15. There are many love stories in ancient times and contemporary ones. There are many love accidents.

16. I was lazy in bed in the morning, so I took out 6 coins from my pocket: If all six are heads, I will go to class! After thinking about it for a long time, I decided to forget it and don’t take the risk...

17. There is a grave in my heart where the widow is buried.

18. My future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare.

19. Now my thoughts are very Dongporou, but my emotions are very salty and pepper pork ribs.

20. Friends around me, please become famous quickly so that my memoirs can sell well.

21. The government thinks about how to reasonably collect taxes, the boss thinks about how to reasonably avoid taxes, and I think about how to reasonably sleep more!

22. You will have a period right after graduation; you will have a wife a year after graduation; you will regret having a wife later; you will have a second wife later; you will regret having a second wife most of all.

23. You used to be my heaven and earth, but now you have been replaced in all directions.