Mother's Day Roast Chicken Restaurant Campaign Slogan

Lead: Going home by train, a little girl of eight or nine years old is doing her summer homework next to her. There is a saying that the first word is audacity. The little girl calmly wrote: audacity-do whatever you want-do whatever you want-do whatever you want-do whatever you want-do whatever you want.

1. My cousin in primary school asked me, "Brother, don't you study computer?" What do you say 16 times 16? " Me: "Baby, what my brother learned is called a computer, not a calculator." Cousin: "Well, how much is 16 chickens multiplied by 16 chickens?"

2. Me: Grandma, do you know? Chang 'e II independently developed by China has been successfully launched into the sky. How exciting! Grandma: What's so exciting about going to heaven? Did Houyi No.2 follow? Me: ...

3. after lunch, I was going to withdraw money ... when I was waiting in line at the ATM, it happened to be me, and suddenly a girl came running and stood in front of me. I said, why are you doing this? She said because I have no quality. I hugged her and kissed her. She blushed and said, Why are you doing this? I said because I'm a gangster ...

I took a bus today, and there were many people. At this moment, an old man came over, shaking all over, making a cloth bag clang. When I came up, I began to take out my bag. When I saw it, I wanted to take medicine, so I quickly gave up my seat ... then the old man sat down ... and took out a jar, Yida.

5. A buddy asked, "What if someone stabbed you in the back?" I replied, "Self-defense!" The buddy laughed: "Wipe! You have been stabbed and want to lick the pipe! "

6. A traffic policeman stopped a car that ran a red light ... The owner rolled down the glass and said, I am the invigilator today ... The traffic policeman said excitedly that I finally waited for a teacher for so many years. Come on, copy this traffic rule 100 times …

7.a: "Why do men always like to look at women's breasts?" B: "Oh. Then let me ask you, how did you grow up when you were a child? " A: "Milk!" B: "Yes, drinking water is homesick!"

8. At the end of class this afternoon, the teacher assigned homework, questions 6, 7, 8 and 9. I sat in the nearest place in the first row and said, "How about 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5?" Our teacher is an old lady who is nearly sixty years old. She smiled at me and said, "I went up the mountain to shoot tigers!" " "Go up the mountain to shoot tigers ... shoot tigers. ...

9. It's dark and my husband hasn't come back yet. My wife kept calling, but my husband's phone just couldn't get through. My wife was a little nervous ... My husband's phone was finally connected, and my wife asked anxiously, Where are you, husband? Answer on the phone: I am underground! The phone is cut off again, and my wife's hair stands on end. At midnight, my husband finally appeared. Accompanied by relatives and friends, the wife bravely asked her husband: Are you a man or a ghost? The husband said to his wife, What are you talking about there? I'm decorating in the basement, where the signal is not good.

10, female: "I heard that people with AB blood type have strong leadership skills." Man: "Really?" Woman: "Really!" Man: "Then let's have an AB type son!" "Woman:" I'm type A and you're type O. If we want an AB-type son, we must find other ways. Are you really okay? "Man:" No problem, listen to your wife! Woman: What a good husband!

1 1. Dad: You failed six subjects. What happened? Son: It's not my fault. Dad: I don't blame you. Who is it? Son: strange teacher. The Chinese teacher was ill and didn't come to class for a month. The English teacher took a leave of absence for two months after giving birth to the baby. The math teacher is lovelorn and depressed, regardless of us. The chemistry teacher is getting married and going on their honeymoon. I don't know when she will come back. The physics teacher is still in the hospital after a car accident. Dad: And the biology teacher. Is he okay? You still failed. Son: Of course he has something to do. Other teachers didn't come. How can he teach us six lessons by himself?

12. Since a young couple moved next door, I can't sleep well every night because of their slapping. I can't help but criticize them: young man, can't you slap a little louder! Let me stick it on the wall every night.

13, when I first entered the university, I had a big adventure of drinking and playing truth with the people in the dormitory. I lost and was asked to call my same-sex tutor with my real name. I did ... and then another idiot lost and was asked to call the tutor as a mistress ... he shouted ...

14. Just now, a man reached out and hit me. I couldn't help riding over and giving him a high five. ...

15, the cooking oil at home is used up again. My wife can only boil celery in water. While cooking celery, she patted my fat belly with her hand. I said shyly, "honey, stop filming." I really have no oil in my oil belly! " "

16, lz sister paper, when I was a child, the toilet at home was outside, which was generally the case in rural areas. One day, my brother didn't bring any paper when he went to the toilet, so he asked me to send some paper. As a girl, I took a long bamboo pole and tied the paper at one end. Then I wanted to take the bamboo pole to the toilet door for my brother to take it down, but … but … sister paper, I stabbed my brother into the pit with a bamboo pole … and then my brother was not allowed to eat at the table for a week …

17 A female colleague of mine cried and asked a male colleague to borrow money. The male colleague said: You borrow shellfish from your relatives! Dear, the female colleague said piteously, I have no relatives, and the only one who counts is my aunt.

18, there are some vendors on the way home from work at night. I wanted to buy oranges, so I asked my boss, is oranges sweet? The boss says it's not sweet and it doesn't cost money. At this time, my boyfriend came to him and said, let's have two Jin without sugar!

19, I became more enthusiastic after being rated as an excellent employee. When I saw a customer, my face flushed and I looked around. I hurried up to her and asked her very politely, "What can I do for you?" She was ungrateful and stamped her foot to leave. I followed her and said, "Whatever you have, I can help!" " "The customer turned around and said loudly," Can you help me to go to the toilet? "

20. In the girls' dormitory, m-girls have a good relationship and are single. This is the background. A month ago, Sister A had a boyfriend, and the other three asked for a treat when they were single. Half a month ago, Sister B had a boyfriend, and the other two begged for a treat. Now, if Sister C has something, we will finish it immediately. Everyone was arguing about who would treat first. D said silently, "Let's make a table of three pairs and invite me alone."

2 1. I met a beggar at the subway entrance today. After seeing my face, he thought for a moment, then took out a bowl from his pocket and asked me, would you like to be the manager of my branch? Then I said, am I qualified to be a store manager? The beggar said, with your qualifications, you will definitely become ceo in a few years, and maybe you can go public. I was drunk, too. ...

Yesterday, the mobile phone was browsed by hackers. When he left, he left a message: "There are more beautiful women in your mobile phone than me, and the quality is not bad. I'm going to take some back to get rid of the fire and come back after eating ... "

23. The scholar asked his father, "Father, why do all men in the world like virtuous women? Fame and fortune are all earned by yourself. What's the use of wanting a woman? " Father said, "A good wife and mother will manage the family well." The son is stupefied: "One infects two?"

24. Mother asked her sister to get up together in the morning. Sister: Oh. At three o'clock in the middle of the night, my mother sat up and got out of bed. My sister woke up, got dressed, brushed her teeth and washed her face. Seeing mom still sleeping, sister: Mom, why are you sleeping again? Mom: What are you doing? It's only three o'clock. I'm going to the bathroom.

25. The insurance seller called me today and asked me if the consumption in Shijiazhuang was high. I said not high. He asked me how to travel, and I said I would drive back and forth. Finally, I can't help asking, are you engaged in high-risk, high-pressure and high-radiation work? I said yes, and she said 380 volts is normal? I said no, I usually work at 25,000 volts. She said, what industry? I said high-speed rail driver ... Beep ... Wait a minute, I'm not finished ... Shit.

26. I have long heard that the most common sentence that women and men say in bed is: "You are holding my hair down. Today, watching TV series, I finally understand why Male No.2 always says to the first hero: "If you dare to touch a hair of her, I will never end with you!"!

27. Last night 10 friends had dinner together. After dinner, everyone suggested taking a group photo as a souvenir. The waiter was not here, so I had to take a selfie. My task is to grow big and long. I took six photos of my friends' kidneys and said, "Three, two, one, smile!" " Press the side button, and unexpectedly ... the screen is locked ... and you are beaten on the pretext of wasting your feelings. ...

28. My friend's surname is Ba, and every day I clamor to change it to my mother's surname, because it is often: What's your surname, girl? I don't need your last name. Oh, eight to eight? No, it's Ba Jin's Ba. The child is very stupid in learning. Eight pounds eight and eight pounds eight are an eight!

29. A buddy of mine applied for a driver's license to learn to drive. When he studied subject two, the coach taught him to drive forward and backward. The buddy soon got used to it, and several people in the same car wondered how he learned so fast. My friend said that it's very simple, just like driving a walking tractor. ...

30. The newly opened roast chicken shop posted a notice: "Buy roast chicken, send underwear." For this good thing, the vast number of consumers have lined up to snap up. Lao Wang bought five roast chickens in one breath. Of course, Lao Wang also got his wish and got five pairs of underwear presented by the merchants. After eating roast chicken, Lao Wang's family began to have diarrhea. Lao Wang is too old to grab the toilet. It's all in his pants. Holding the underwear presented by the merchant, Lao Wang said with great emotion: "It's still thoughtful of the merchant!"

Editor's note: I used to take classes on Yuquan Road, where there were many women selling CDs. One day, a classmate was pestered by a woman when she went out and asked, Do you want a CD? Ignore it and keep walking. Chase, ask again: What happened to people and animals?

Sorry to bother you for so many years.

Come to me if you miss me. Don't lose face. You know my temper. If you ask me, I will bow my head.

"Everything that can last for a long time is based on liking. I dare not look at you. Every look is a confession. "

"I am becoming more and more indifferent, just to forget the person I fell in love with when I was young."

"I never like to compromise, but I have compromised for you for a long time."

I used to care about many things. You were hot and cold to me, and you left me. Now, I often say that whatever you want, I don't care.

"Enjoy your feelings. You really can't meet that great man too early. You will not be stable for the rest of your life. "

"I hope you have a good life, I hope you have a good life, I don't want to talk about debt. Thank you for coming to see me. "

Sorry, I can't be friends with you. After all, I like it so much that I still want to have it after watching it for the second time. That's it, mountains and rivers will no longer.

"No one can be pure until the end, but please remember, don't forget your original self."

It's my pleasure to meet you and like you in this life. No matter how much I like you in the future, I don't think I will be crazy about you again in those years, so unforgettable. I can finally say goodbye to you completely. I'm sorry to have bothered you for so many years.

Banners and slogans that suggest reminding everyone of the traffic rules.

Remind everyone to pay attention to the banner slogan of traffic rules-1. Be a hero, don't drive a hero car.

2. Say goodbye to traffic violations and build a traffic civilization.

Don't worry about crossing the road. The red light stops and the green light goes.

4. Shout a slogan and make three obeisances.

The rope always breaks at the worn place, and the accident often happens at the weak link.

6. Drive carefully for thousands of miles and drive more than once.

7, the car accident is as fierce as a tiger, don't be careless.

8. Driver: You and I will spend the rest of our lives in your hands.

9, the car is as fast as the wind, don't go.

10, illegal driving is very harmful, and the traffic safety is Qian Qian.

1 1, civility is safety, and accidents come in an instant.

12. Establish modern traffic awareness and develop good traffic habits.

13, get out of the alley, see clearly, don't hurry, walk slowly.

14, think twice, think about your life, think about your family and think about the future.

15, Wenming Road is clear, and it is warm to go home safely.

16, be careful, safety is golden.

17. Drive on Wan Li Road and take every step.

18, it's best to stop for ten minutes, and don't grab a second to ensure safety.

19, how can there be a green light without a red light?

20, laws and regulations in the heart, peace in the hands.

Remind everyone to pay attention to the traffic rules banner slogan 2 1, the car is good, the road is good, and safety is the best.

2. Civilization is emphasized at traffic lights, and honor and disgrace are emphasized at zebra crossings.

3. Hit-and-run, breaking the law, hell to pay.

4, disaster prevention and safety, compliance for safety.

Happiness and security are linked, and life is closely related to obeying the law.

6. People obey the rules on the road, while the law is smooth in the middle of the road.

7. Infinite scenery is at the peak of danger, so traffic safety cannot be relaxed.

8. Obey the rules and treat life well.

9. I miss my loved ones while driving and go home safely.

10, narrowly escaped death 1000 times, with one accident.

1 1. The person who points out your violation in time is your true friend.

12, traveling light will only make your loved ones sad.

13, wait and see when passing the intersection, and signal courtesy when turning.

14, civilized driving ensures safety, happiness, peace and happiness.

15, drinking too much is harmful to the liver, and drunk driving is fatal.

16, follow the rules and regulations to connect you and me, and the roads are smooth and guaranteed.

17, one person and the whole family left the car, and one person took a safe family photo.

18. Drive honestly and carefully.

19, a complete collection of famous sayings and aphorisms: After experiencing spring, summer, autumn and winter, safety will always stay in your heart.

20. Driving is not overloaded, and peace is always there.

Remind everyone to pay attention to the traffic rules banner slogan 3 1. I would rather let the car go first than rush into the road first.

2, the car is good, the road is good, and safety is the best.

3, one slow, two look, three pass.

The road connects you, me and him, and safety is tied to thousands of families.

5. Remember the word "safety" so that you can go to the world safely.

6. Meet by chance and give courtesy.

7, Motu is very fast, and the whole family is very sad.

8. Traffic regulations do not sympathize with tears, and life can't come back.

9. Be careful when driving at night, and measure both the far and near light.

10, safe and happy.

1 1. Cherish life and strictly abide by the rules.

12, vehicles and pedestrians keep order, and everyone is happy for safety.

13. Make way for others and be safe.

14, driving after drinking is forbidden, and drivers are tired of driving!

15, don't drink while driving, don't drive after drinking.

16, safety is the sustenance of parents and the wish of children.

17, be vigilant to ensure safety paralysis curse.

18, the driver greedily drank a drop of wine, and his relatives shed two lines of tears.

19, crossing the road and over the guardrail is a hidden danger.

20, the driver zunzhangshouji, safe and smooth.

Propaganda slogans about obeying traffic rules

The propaganda slogan about obeying traffic rules-1,tighten the safety string and play the melody of life.

2. The Road to Wandering, Dance Academy.

3, life is beautiful, be careful step by step.

4. The traffic is safe, and it is safe for you, me and him to get in and out.

5. Roads connect thousands of households and connect you, me and him safely.

6. Obey traffic laws and spend your life journey.

7. Through spring, summer and autumn, the safety of winter will always stay in my heart.

8. Wear a small yellow hat every day, and travel safety is always there.

9. Travel carefully and drive first.

10, have a look, Ping An Insurance; Take one more step to prevent accidents.

1 1, remember laws and regulations, and be kind to life.

12, don't drive too fast in front of the school, the driver gives a little love.

13, thousands of roads, safety first.

14, safety is the foundation of life, and violation of regulations is the source of accidents.

15, a hundred steps is not as good as one step.

16, small hands with big hands, * * * take the safe road.

17, obey the traffic regulations, the roads are smooth, and civilized travel is safe every day.

18, keep traffic laws in mind, and personal safety is in your hands.

19, red light stops and green light goes. Please take the zebra crossing when crossing the road.

20, safety and law-abiding, accidents and violations.

The propaganda slogan II 1 about obeying traffic rules states that safety and life are a clue, and happiness and safety are connected.

2. Traffic safety education should start with dolls.

3. Make way for others and be safe.

4. Ride safely, ride safely and walk safely.

5, one stop, two watches and three customs, carelessness is a disaster.

6. Safety comes from long-term vigilance, and accidents come from instant paralysis.

7. Life is only once, and safety is with you all your life.

8. Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for illness, and traffic laws are good for travel.

9. The road is irregular, and the country cannot be restless.

10, meet by destiny, compromise and be polite.

1 1. Drive carefully, smoothly and safely.

12, the infinite scenery is at a dangerous peak, and the safety of students cannot be relaxed.

13, take a civilized car, take a civilized road, and be a civilized person.

14, traffic safety, happy life every day.

15, meticulous to ensure safety, half negligence brings disaster.

16, safety is at your feet and life is in your hands.

17. If you are brave for a while, you will regret it all your life.

18, strictness is love, looseness is harm, and accidents are descendants.

19, watch your step, watch your heart, watch every step, and be safe all your life.

20, comity three first, the road is smooth and safe.

The slogan about obeying traffic regulations is 1, stop at the red light, go at the green light, and remember the traffic regulations.

Obey the traffic laws, and peace will be with you.

3. Drive wholeheartedly and be kind to others.

4. Crossing the road: first sight, second sight, third sight.

5. Obey traffic laws and care for the journey of life.

6, do not hurt yourself, do not hurt others, do not be hurt by others.

7. The red light is short and life is infinite.

8. Always keep the traffic lights on and drive safely with your life.

9. Traffic regulations must be kept in mind, and cherishing life is the most important thing.

10, Road Traffic Safety Law, have a safe journey with you.

1 1. Everyone has a small family, and traffic safety depends on everyone.

12, gold and jade are valuable, life is priceless, law-abiding and safe.

13, the heart is irregular and the road is bumpy.

14, civilized transportation, starting from childhood, starting from me.

15, the road is smooth because of civilized driving, and life is happy because of safe passage.

16, observe traffic rules and cultivate a new civilized atmosphere.

17, cherish life and travel safely.

18. Maintain traffic safety and protect life for a long time.

19, crossing the road after school, traffic regulations should be remembered; Put on the yellow helmet first, and then give a thumbs up.

20. Politeness is a virtue, and safety is happiness.