How do turtles shout slogans?

1. Who is the person who always asks you to be responsible for her, but he is not responsible for you? bank

2. A sow crosses the bridge. The bridge can bear 500 Jin, and the sow weighs 300 Jin. But when he reached the middle of the bridge, it collapsed. What happened?

Sows drive across the bridge.

Hu Yifei suddenly dropped from the height of six kilometers to one kilometer. Why is she still alive? Because she is a shareholder in China.

Please name the four lines that Friar Sand in The Journey to the West said the most: 1. Master elder brother and master were taken away by monsters. Master elder brother and master were taken away by monsters. Master elder brother and master were taken away by monsters.

5. Medically, pain is divided into 12 grades. 1 grade is the pain when bitten by mosquitoes, and 12 grade is the most painful grade-pain during childbirth. Then what is the pain of 13? The pregnant woman happened to be bitten by a mosquito during childbirth.

1 What animals can be pasted on the wall? Seals (poster)

The tortoise built a house in its shell and went in. (Punch a health product) Cover the middle cover.

The same turtle tore down the house and got in. A new cover and a middle cover.

It was the same turtle, but it tore down the house again and got in. (Guess another health care product) Giant energy cover (calcium)

Yifei broke something in high school, but she was very happy. What did she break? This is her 800-meter long-distance running record.

4. What is always related to you, but you can't see or find it when you need it? relevant department

A small step forward is a big step for civilization. Where did this slogan come from? I didn't answer this question, but the answer lies in the urinal in the men's room. . . . . . ..^ ^..)

6. Four people were playing mahjong in the house, but the police came and took five people away. Why? Everyone who is beaten is called mahjong.

7.ACBDEFG ... a total of ***26 English letters. How many lETters are left if et leaves? There is 2 1 left, because ET is an alien, and it also took the UFO.

8. One thing in Sekitani Kamiki is longer than all the boys here. What is this? (Of course, it is longer than Ceng Laoshi and Zi Qiao, and Zhang Wei's is the shortest. . . ...）