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On July 8th, China Consumer Newspaper published a news.

A variety of APP content in the little genius children's tablet is not suitable for children to use, and has been talked about and rectified.

Oh, full of porn? I won't be sleepy if you say so. It's hard to find when I want to. Let me see how yellow and violent you are.

Come on, the first one: Spider-Man City Hunter, let's see how intense the children have been playing the game for six hours.

Is that it?

Some stick figures are yellow and violent.

Oh, yes, there are indeed yellow stick figures and guns, which are too violent and must be removed!

Seriously speaking, in fact, everyone can see that this game, which has stolen the titles of Spider-Man and City Hunter, is actually just an ordinary puzzle-solving hand tour, which knocks down opponents by avoiding the enemy's sight and then goes through customs clearance. If this is to be taken off the shelf, then Angry Birds and Happy Meals should also be downloaded together.

Then "Granny Scary" to see how scary she is.

Such a kind grandmother seems to have nothing to do with terror.

Let's look at the game again. Players should enter grandma's house to investigate her hidden secrets, stop her by throwing bombs, oil drums, gas tanks and other items at her, hide under the bed, and look for opportunities to expose her secrets in her basement.

Okay, I understand this game. In fact, the game Hello Neighbor is plagiarized. Even the icon should be patted with a shovel? Repeat? Just a moment, please.

Besides, what can children learn from this game? Hit someone with a gas tank? Climb over other people's walls, enter houses and look for basements?

As for this last pure plagiarism game "Plants vs Zombie King", it is even more outrageous.

This is a simple skin-changing game similar to fishing up, and even the image of zombies is much cuter than the original. I don't know why I can still touch these parents' restricted areas.

As for comic software, I remember the last time I saw something like this.

Or a green orc that children can't hold at all?

Of course, there are love comics and love comics in these comic software, but do you think these comics can make me blush? That's not necessary.

Therefore, if you don't want your children to play games and read comics, you can say so, but you don't have to beat around the bush and put all the responsibility on games and comics.

The real reason.

The reason why the little genius was taken off the shelf this time, the so-called yellow storm content is just an excuse. The real reason is actually that these applications make parents lose control.

This is contrary to the slogan promoted in the advertisement: every content must go through security inspection and parental control. In violation of the advertising law, it is not true, so it leads to rectification.

As for why the third-party application market has not been interviewed, why can these pirated applications without version numbers be downloaded?

Probably because these things are not achievements.