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Liangzhou Ci 1

Don William Wang

If you want to drink pipa, hurry up.

Don't laugh when you are drunk on the battlefield. You fought several wars in ancient times.

2. "Off the plug"

Don Wang Changling

It is still the moon and border gate in Qin and Han dynasties, and the enemy has fought with the enemy for a long time.

If the battle of Wei Qinglong City and the flying general Li Guang were still alive, the Huns would not be allowed to go south to raise horses in Yinshan Mountain.

Step 3 join the army

Don Wang Changling

There is a snowy mountain with dark clouds in Qinghai, and the lonely city looks at Yumenguan.

Yellow sand wears golden armor in hundreds of battles, but the loulan is not returned.

4. "Get out of the queue and send strong words to Chen Tongfu"

Song Xin qi Ji

Drunk in the dream of watching the sword under the oil lamp, dreaming back to the old days of the military camp, a horn sounded.

Eight hundred miles before the command, fifty strings of the Great Wall,

This is a parade on the battlefield in autumn.

Horses run like Ma Delu, bows and arrows fly like thunder.

It is a good idea for the emperor to complete the great cause of recovering the lost land of the country and realize a good reputation handed down from generation to generation.

Poor hair has become a white-haired man!

5. Seven Laws Long March

Modern Mao Zedong

The Red Army is not afraid of expedition, and Qianshan is just idle.

Wuling makes waves, and Wumeng takes mud pills.

Jinsha water beats the clouds and cliffs warm, and the cross-bar crosses the bridge cold.

It's nice to see the snow-covered Minshan Mountains stretching for miles, and our warriors who crossed it showed a bright smile.

6, "Ji Hai Sui"

Don Cao Song

The fertile waters of the river are painted as war pictures, and people want to collect firewood to keep their feet.

Please don't mention anything about Hou Feng, a success that can only be achieved at the expense of many lives!

7. "Hope of Spring"

Don du fu

Chang' an fell, the country was ruined, and only the mountains and rivers remained; Spring has come, but the sparsely populated Chang 'an is densely forested.

Sad state, can not help but burst into tears, amazing birds, leaving sorrow and hate.

The war lasted for more than half a year, and letters from home were rare, with a hundred thousand gold.

Twisted with melancholy, scratching your head and thinking, the more you scratch the whiter your hair, it is almost impossible to insert a hairpin.

8. Longxi

Don Chen Tao

Tang Jun soldiers fought the Huns to the death, and 5,000 soldiers in battle robes were killed in Chen Hu.

Poor bones by the river, I am still a girl who pursues dreams.

9. Wild Goose Gate Taishouhang

Don Lihe

Enemy soldiers rolled in like dark clouds, trying to tear down the city wall; When our army was strict, the sun shone on the armor, glittering with gold.

Horn sounded all over the sky in autumn, and rouge filled the night purple.

The red flag is half-rolled, and the steel bar is rushed to Xiao; The night frost is heavy and the drums are gloomy.

Sign up for the golden stage, but give you Yulong to die.

10, the pride of fishermen

Song Fan Zhongyan

The scenery in Qiu Lai is different, and Hengyang Goose is unknown.

The sound from all directions rises from the corner, and it is thousands of miles away. Long smoke and sunset, isolated city closed.

A glass of turbid wine is Wan Li's destination, but Ran Yan hasn't come home yet.

Guan Qiang is covered with frost, people can't sleep all night, and the general is white-haired and full of tears!

1 1, bid farewell to the old one.

Don du fu

In the open country, the war has never been peaceful. I am old, but I am not peaceful.

Children and grandchildren died in battle, how can they be immune!

Throw away the crutches and go out to fight. The same people shed tears for me.

Fortunately, my teeth are good and my appetite is not diminished, but my body is thin and gaunt.

Wearing armor and armor, the man had no choice but to say goodbye to the chief.

I am sad to hear my wife sleeping on the road, and I still have thin pants and sheets in winter.

Knowing that the last time we met, the poor man didn't pity her.

I can't go home yet, but I still listen to her urging me to do my best.

Tumen's defense is strong, and it is difficult to smuggle.

The situation is no longer the battle to seize the city in those days, even when you die, you have grace.

Life has ups and downs, so don't choose ups and downs!

Thinking of the old days of young people in peacetime, they can't help sighing for a long time.

All the people are soldiers, and the war permeates Lu' an.

The remains of a tree and a blade of grass, a blade of grass and a blade of grass, are all red on the river plain.

Why is hometown a paradise? Ann dares to linger!

Resolutely abandon the hut and go to the front line, and the sky will crack, which is really a man's body broken and dry!

12, 1 1 the storm on April 4th.

Song luyou

I am lying in my lonely country, not feeling sad about my situation, and thinking about defending the frontier of the country.

The night will be over, I lie in bed listening to the sound of wind and rain, in a daze in my dream, riding an armored horse across the frozen river to the northern battlefield.

13, meiling three chapters I.

Modern Chen Yi

How do you feel today? There are many difficulties in starting a business

They went to Quantai to recruit Kibaki and beheaded Yamaraja with the standard of100000.

Chibi 14

Don Dumu

A broken halberd sank into the bottom of the sand, but it was not lost. After polishing and cleaning, it was found that it was the residue of Battle of Red Cliffs.

If the east wind is not convenient for Zhou Yu, I'm afraid the outcome will be Cao Cao's victory and Er Qiao's detention in Tongquetai.

15, "Guofeng Wang fengjun is serving"

Anonymous in pre-Qin period

A gentleman is in service. He doesn't know its date. Is it the best?

The chicken has entered the nest, the sun has set to the west, and the sheep and cattle are heading for the hillside.

My husband is serving in a distant place. How can I miss him?

A gentleman is in service, a few days or months later.

What are the advantages?

The chicken is on the shelf, the sun is setting gradually, and all the cattle and sheep have gone home.

Husband's service is far away, I hope I won't starve my intestines!