Self-introduction of male marriage humor

Nowadays, many single men and women will ask for marriage online. An excellent self-introduction, like icing on the cake, is of great help to us. Humorous self-introduction can make people remember you quickly. The following is a humorous self-introduction of male marriage. I hope you like it!

Self-introduction of male marriage humor 1

I am happy, but I am lonely.

I am gregarious, but I am lonely.

I am humorous, but I am depressed.

I've been trying to treat pain as a dimple.

Wearing jeans and a tennis hat.

Those who don't know me define me as a deep but impure person, a person who thinks like a mechanical bite, and what rules me is calm, cold and a little dull. All the dull brains on this planet are perfectly integrated, oh, and perfect. I am very satisfied. Half the people who know me say that I am unpredictable, just like the wind in the south of the Yangtze River in May, which is warm but a little wriggling. I can feel it, but I can't catch it. I just want to entrust a multinational company to make a top-class bag and send me in like a gust of wind, but I often miss it above, but I can't cover it below. Say I'm frank, but at the same time, I'm as vague, confused and have no common sense as Greater China. I often try to help me shuffle the cards, but such people often don't wash their hands. People who know me appreciate my sincerity, sincerity, simplicity, love and caring, although sometimes my mother-in-law is not much better than the old woman who has filled her teeth. When she is bored and nervous, she talks like an old ox pulling a broken car in an old almanac. Although it is broken, it is full of charm. However, this period of time is generally within the tolerance of ordinary people.

He thinks I'm a friend, loyal and capable. Always accompany me to drink in the dark and windy night. If I were at the seaside, it would be a scene of high waves. But I often take sprite and white wine for chemical reaction. I really can't drink when all he sees is the wine glass. It was the mountains and rivers that raised me, not the wine that did this job. This is for boys. I am cute enough for girls, but I am not as cute as an angel. I am romantic enough, but I can't write a love script like Shakespeare. Petty bourgeoisie has a strong emotional appeal. I often write small poems and essays, but I am careless and ambiguous, which makes her understand me and hate me. Love and hate are intertwined in my heart? Sanduo? Versatile and affectionate (cheeky three thousands of feet) I am a high-risk, high-input and high-return investment place. Someone who knows me completely, sorry, not yet. Will this passage be wonderful? Who cares? Let's do it first. Single aristocrat? Besides, because it's a matter of fate, because she will be the angel of my life.

Self-introduction of Male Marriage Humor Chapter 2

19 years ago, a thunder flashed across the silent sky, and I came to this world in the cold and warm wind of early spring. In the quiet corner of Fuzhou, a seaside town, I lay in my infancy and looked up at the most romantic constellation in the sky? Pisces. From then on, two beautiful fish swam to the world, swam into my body and melted in my blood. These are two fish with opposite polarities. One is as quiet as a virgin, and the other is as moving as a rabbit. They deeply affect me. Quiet is literary talent, while moving is martial.

The tender feelings of Pisces perfectly combine these two diametrically opposite personalities with me. I like poetry and songs, instrumental music, painting and sculpture, which is my respect for literature. The pursuit of China traditional martial arts, hiking and ball games brought me a hearty martial arts performance. But rich hobbies can't fill inner loneliness. Not because of emptiness, but because bosom friends are hard to find. I want to find someone who can share my good feelings with me.

Do you often think of that sentence when you are lonely? Looking for him in the crowd, suddenly looking back, that person is in the dim light? . Whenever night falls in this bustling city, when the lights are on, which one is the red candle that shines for me, which one is waiting for my warmth behind the window, and those gentle and delicate hands shake off the dusty body for me. Maybe destiny takes a hand's person is at the other end of the radio wave. I can't see the smoke in the vast sea of people, but I can hear your throbbing heartbeat. If you are the person I will look for all my life, then come, let me hear your heartbeat and let my heart beat with you. When our eyes meet, my soul is no longer confused and my heart is no longer lonely. All the boiling and noise are quiet because of your arrival, and the impetuous mood is peaceful because of your appearance. Come on, I am in a corner of this city, waiting quietly, waiting for your arrival.

Self-introduction of Male Marriage Humor Chapter 3

Self-introduction: Our family is poor and ugly, and there is a sick pig. All the year round, the medicine never leaves the mouth.

Graduate school: Qingyijiang Paddle University

Job position:? Dean of Shanghai Institute of Surveying and Mapping?

Requirements for mate selection: as long as? Not the kind who looks like a woman with clothes on and can't tell a man from a woman without clothes on. Can give me the happiness of the lower body! ?

Emotional experience: a sister Lin fell from the sky. I present 999 roses that have been planted for you for a long time. Please come once in a thousand years. After missing you 100 1 night, give me a chance to love you for ten thousand years.

Finally, I told her what I had been saying for a long time: I love you very much. Do you love me? She smiled and said to me, guess. ? I am ecstatic: love? She smiled and said, Guess again?

Hey! ~ I give my heart to the moon, but the moon shines on the ditch! ~~

My oath: I am willing to die in another country, otherwise, I will only be a catcher in the rye and grow old with you!