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How to put the slippers before going to bed?

How to put the slippers before going to bed? This is a ceremony.

Old people say, you can't throw your toes out! Because it will leave the soul. Three souls and seven spirits put on their shoes and went to Dongguan to play. It's over. You can't wake up. You died young and haven't had time to buy an urn.

Then I'll swing in it! The old man told you again,

You can't say that, because a "good friend" passed by in the middle of the night and saw: here are a pair of shoes. Try it on. Look again, hey! There are others in bed. Wait for me to enchant. It's over. You are haunted by ghosts again.

So what can I say? I tell you: one goes to the left and the other goes to the right. What does this mean? Our purpose is to make friends who pass by in the middle of the night want to know what this means. Also let your soul have no shoes to wear, so you will be safe. By the way, how to put shoes before going to bed is a sense of ceremony.

After sleeping, you must wash your shoes left and right. Otherwise, the toe will be put out, and three souls and seven souls will put on your shoes and run out at night. Be careful not to come back.

Everyone puts their toes in it. The consequence of this is that "friends passing by in the middle of the night" will come up to play when they see a pair of shoes here, put on their shoes, and then see a person on the bed. If it's over, you'll be drowned by ghosts.

If you haven't put on your shoes, get out of bed and put them on. I already told you to have one.

Go left, one goes right. You will say, I am awesome, people don't kill people, and Buddha doesn't kill Buddha.

How can you still believe this? I won't be scared by you!

I am an atheist! Please listen to me carefully,

You will know that you must believe it.

You don't believe it, but your subconscious will. When this absurd and heretical feeling of leaving the soul and being controlled by ghosts

After dyeing your consciousness, you are not afraid when you are awake, because your consciousness can transcend everything.

Beyond your subconscious.

However, when you fall asleep, the subconscious will become active. Your subconscious mind has no ability to distinguish. If you don't put slippers according to this ritual before going to bed, then your consciousness will organize a lot of materials to make you sleep restlessly.

Therefore, ritualized things, although seemingly simple and even idiotic, are actually

Very useful. After listening to my story, you are infected with this virus.

Even if it can't affect you today, it has planted a seed in your consciousness.

One day before you go to bed, you will definitely think of my words.

Put your shoes on the left and right, or you will not sleep well.

Everyone was planted the seeds of the ceremony by me and pushed to the market by me.