Sichuan Eighteen Strange Rhymes

The jingle of Sichuan's Eighteen Eccentrics is as follows:

1. Sichuan's No. 1 Eccentric: Mother calls grandma, and grandma calls mother-in-law.

As we all know, Sichuan people call their mother "grandma", but they just pronounce the word "milk" flatly and softly. Grandma is the mother of parents, or the mother of uncles and aunts, but Sichuan people still pronounce the word "grandma" flatly and softly when they call grandma "grandma" or "grandma". In the past, most Sichuan people could not pronounce words accurately and had deep-rooted local dialects. Now, with the comprehensive promotion of Mandarin, young people are happy to speak Mandarin.

2. The second weird thing in Sichuan: a bowl of wine takes turns.

In the past rural areas of Sichuan, relatives and friends gathered together to have wine, with eight people at a table and a bowl of wine taking turns. No one was too dirty to show everyone was friendly and happy. If someone thinks something is dirty, everyone will criticize that person and call him a "fake foreigner". The so-called "fake foreigner" is someone who thinks he is not good enough. Nowadays, everyone loves cleanliness and hygiene. Everyone has his own wine glass and his own bowls and chopsticks when drinking and eating.

3. The third strange thing about Sichuan: the vast plains make the car slow.

The Chengdu Plain stretches as far as the eye can see. The distance seems to go straight, but you have to take many detours to reach it. This is because the Chengdu plain is crisscrossed by rivers. Although there are many small bridges, it is difficult for large vehicles to pass through. The road to Shu is difficult, and the river road is even more difficult.

4. The fourth strange thing in Sichuan: If a woman doesn’t get married, her mother won’t love her.

When girls in Sichuan grow up, they have to get married, otherwise the neighbors will gossip and their parents will be embarrassed. Especially mothers, who worry about their daughter's marriage all day long. If the girl doesn't get married, her mother will scold her.

5. The fifth strange thing in Sichuan: The storyteller on the table sprays rice.

Sichuan people love to drink and listen to storytelling by storytellers, which is a great pleasure. A few good friends gathered around the dining table to drink and eat food, and it seemed very comfortable to listen to storytelling. However, the storytelling speaker put a small stool in the middle of the dining table, sat on it, and talked about storytelling. No one would object to farting, and it would only make people laugh. laughing out loud.

6. The sixth weird thing in Sichuan: The son pretends to be me, and I beat my son.

Sichuan people speak like this. They always pretend to be "I". Sometimes if you don't pay attention to pretending to be "I" in front of an old man, you will be beaten up by the old man. There are also smart people who argue: Lao Tzu was a man and a saint during the Spring and Autumn and Warring States periods.

7. The seventh strange thing in Sichuan: The chant is rat.

In Sichuan, there have been many trackers throughout the ages. They had to shout "haozi" in unison and work together to pull cargo ships and passenger ships. Over time, people from other provinces began to call people in Sichuan "haozi" and misunderstood them as "haozi". "Mouse" is really interesting.

8. The Eighth Sichuan Stranger: The sparrow goes to Guangdong.

In the 1980s and 1990s, a large number of Sichuan people went to Guangdong to work. Even the sparrows from Sichuan gathered on the roof of the train and followed the vast number of Sichuan people to Guangdong. Winds from east to west, north and south, bring wealth to Guangdong. This was the call of the local government at that time, and there were such slogans on the streets and alleys.

9. The ninth strange thing in Sichuan: Women don’t go into the river and are too embarrassed to cross the bank.

In summer and autumn, women in Sichuan will not go into the river to take a bath. Even if they occasionally pass by the river bank or the other side and see a man taking a bath, they will speed up and run over, or walk over quickly, feeling ashamed. Face flushed, heart pounding.

10. The tenth strange thing in Sichuan: Big girls love to tie their belts.

Originally, most older girls in Sichuan have thin waists and high iliac bones. After putting on their trousers, they will not fall down without tying the belt; however, since ancient times, Sichuan girls have liked to tie their trousers. Belts, all kinds of trouser belts are regarded as clothing decorations; therefore, all Sichuan women tie their trouser belts, which is in sharp contrast to Yunnan girls who do not tie their trouser belts. Nowadays, Sichuan girls wearing belts and bags look even more educated and graceful.

11. The 11th Sichuan Stranger: Kimchi is the best dish to go with wine.

In the past, there were many craftsmen in Sichuan who loved drinking. However, craftsmen in the vast rural areas were very poor and often had wine but no food, so they used kimchi to drink wine, which became a habit.

Of course, there are many kinds of kimchi, and some kimchi are so delicious that they are not used with rice but can be used with wine. They are truly wine-drinking dishes. Nowadays, life has improved, and Sichuan people have a lot of food to go with wine. Pig ears, peanuts and other foods have become better food to go with wine. Kimchi is also a must-have "piece of cake".

12. The twelfth oddity in Sichuan: Men and women playing mahjong are called mutual respect and love.

In Sichuan, people play mahjong in the streets and alleys, and couples often take turns playing to show mutual respect, respect and love for each other. Of course, most people hate gambling, and playing mahjong is just for fun. There are also some people who gamble secretly and are cursed and reported. At the same time, most people hate gambling and call those who love gambling "second-raters", "wasteful" and "people who are not doing their jobs properly".

13. Sichuan’s Thirteenth Oddity: Chongqing Hot Pot, which makes people sweat all over the city in summer.

Sichuan people love spicy hotpot the most, and they also love hot pot the most. In Sichuan, Chongqing hotpot is the most famous and has become a business card of Chongqing. Chongqing is also called a mountain city. The city is built around the mountains, and the roads are built around the mountains, soaring into the sky like a whirlwind. There are many hot pot restaurants on both sides of the road, coupled with the huge crowds and the constant flow of passengers, I sweat profusely all day long, making a mountain city dripping wet. Every Sichuanese person was sweating profusely and looked like they were in full swing.

14. The fourteenth oddity of Sichuan: Sichuan mats are sold all over the street.

In summer, Sichuan is very hot, and nearby provinces are also very hot, so Sichuan mats become a hot commodity. Putting a mat on the bed to sleep is very cool and comfortable, and it also facilitates the loss and evaporation of sweat. There are mats for sale in the streets and alleys. Each of the bamboo craftsmen bent down and stood upright, holding the cylindrical mats, waiting for buyers to buy. Don't be in a hurry. If you have good products, don't worry about selling them. Mat weaving is a major side job for rural people in Sichuan, and many families rely on mat weaving to support their families.

15. The fifteenth strange person in Sichuan: falling in love secretly.

Sichuan people are shy, both men and women are shy. Sichuan guys are very shy, and Sichuan girls are even more shy. It is the first time for men to get married, and for the first time women to get married. When it comes time to talk about marriage, Sichuan boys and girls, with the help of matchmakers, first get engaged and then play house. The so-called play house means that you come and I fall in love. Sichuan is a basin with weak ultraviolet rays and relatively muggy air. Therefore, the skin of Sichuan people is very white and tender, and blushes often appear on the faces of couples in love. It is so interesting!

16. The 16th Sichuan Stranger: Talk more and you will feel happy.

Sichuan people are hospitable, smart and lively, and they love to talk. If they don’t talk more, they will feel very unhappy. In rural areas, when juniors meet their elders on the road, they must say hello and give way, otherwise, the elders will say that these juniors have no tutor; in cities, when juniors meet their elders, they must shake hands and pass cigarettes, otherwise, the elders will say that these juniors look down on people. . Normally, the neighbors come and go, do housework, drink and eat together. Especially the elderly, they always like to gather together to talk about the bad things about the old society and the good things about the new society.

17. The Seventeenth Sichuan Weird: Sichuan men are afraid of their wives.

As we all know, Sichuan men are hardworking and brave outside, but at home they love and fear their wives, so they are nicknamed "raking ears". No matter how Sichuan men show off their power outside, as soon as they return home, they have to hand over the money they earn to their wives for safekeeping and do housework as soon as possible. An unmarried woman has a high status, as high as a queen. The man has to pursue her hard until she catches her, and he has to please and care for her in every possible way.

18. The 18th Sichuan Stranger: It calls itself the land of evil spirits and never forgets to talk about ghosts.

Since Sichuan is a basin with thick fog inside, many overlapping shadows and projections will be produced under the light. In addition, some people are suspicious and fearful, and they will think they have encountered ghosts and talk about it with great interest. The Tao and the vomiting are endless. Sichuan people love to burn paper, burn incense and offer sacrifices, which is largely related to the heavy fog in Sichuan. Sichuan is very hot in summer and very cold in winter. With more free time, most people are bored and have nothing to do, so they make up ghost stories to pass the time.