Humorous sentences about sleeping

Humorous sentences about sleeping are:

1, closing my eyes means I want to sleep, and closing my eyes in the world means social sleep. What can you do?

After she left, many things at home were very sad. Every night, I have to comfort them to sleep.

3, lazy baby sheep to report for duty, lying in bed to sleep, all the troubles are left behind, to see who wants to fall asleep first, Duke Zhou tightly held in his arms, snoring like thunder, fast asleep.

Now I have learned a very shameless behavior. When I can't sleep, I will call someone to wake them up. I went to bed.

The slogan reads: The school is my home, and the environment depends on everyone. Since the school is my home, it is not illegal for me to sleep in class.