Joke Collection Website - News headlines - As the information department of the company, I would like to ask you for some slogans for external publicity. Thank you.

As the information department of the company, I would like to ask you for some slogans for external publicity. Thank you.

Posted on the door of the elevator: "How far is it from the information highway? 10 meters to the left."

Posted on the front door of the information department: "If you have any difficulties, please contact IT"

Posted on the left wall: "Guide our brick-laying work with the Three Represents!"

Posted on the right wall: "When the keyboard sounds, concentrate your thoughts, and when the mouse moves, think of the masses ."

Posted in the internal control department: "It would be better to have a river of blood than to miss a single person."