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Red umbrella, white pole, what stem?
This is a brainwashing divine comedy that teaches people not to eat wild mushrooms indiscriminately. It was shot into various versions by netizens and sung. A large number of wild fungi grow in Yunnan, and many people go to Yunnan to pick and eat them when they are mature. The red umbrella and white pole in the song is the most typical wild poisonous fungus "poisonous fly umbrella". If you eat by mistake, you will die as described in the song.
First, the introduction of stalks
Street, lamppost, heavy rain is easy to leak electricity,
Leakage, disconnection, walk away as soon as you see it,
Step aside and stand on tiptoe. Don't drown your ankles.
Flood, flood, electricity, hop, run far away,
Take advice and be careful, they won't be on the board.
This nursery rhyme is about matters needing attention when it rains.
Second, the introduction of original stalks
Red umbrella and white pole, lie on the board after eating.
Lie on the board, sleep in the coffin, and then bury the mountain together.
Buried mountain cried and shouted, and the whole village came to eat.
There is an umbrella for eating, and the whole village lies on the board together.
Lie on the board, bury the mountain, and let's air dry together.
Air-dried, white pole, with an umbrella.
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