Game classic funny quotations

Quotations refer to a person's speech records, which are generally used in formal style, usually to illustrate someone's statements and language characteristics over a period of time. The following are the classic funny quotations of the game that I carefully recommend for you. Welcome to read the collection. I hope it helps you.

The game classic funny quotations 1, my brother's previous love life, is also quite chaotic.

I spent 80,000 yuan to buy a pottery jar of the Western Zhou Dynasty. I went to Jianbao column for appraisal yesterday. The expert said seriously, "Where is this from the Western Zhou Dynasty?" This is from last week! "

3, you will never be an excellent college student, relying on excellent quality!

I want to let the world know that I am low-key!

5. Unload the baggage that cannot be unloaded, no way back; Endless tears, chasing an untraceable future

6. Fireworks blooming at the same time in the night sky can see each other's beautiful moments, but I can't light up your life. ...

7. We don't know what we have until we lose it.

8. If people are bored, you can play with your nose for a while.

9. If you haven't experienced the crash on Monday morning, you won't know the value of Friday afternoon.

10, what are the bad guys, men who take off their pants during the day and women who don't take off their makeup at night?

1 1, the real warrior should dare to face up to the beautiful girl and dare to face the bleak single;

12, you can't treat me as a holiday just because we have a holiday.

13. Push yourself and others.

14. It's a long way, so I'd better take a taxi.

15, my site, you are the landlord.

16 How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

17, what I was most afraid of when I was a child was not dreaming that I couldn't find the toilet. Is that people haven't wake up, the toilet has been found.

18, I think there must be a lot of people who secretly love me, because for so many years, no one has confessed to me!

19, I always have a question in my heart. It's been five years, five years. What does Big Wolf do? ...

20. A person's longest love history is probably narcissism. ...

2 1, three elements of success: 1 persistence; 2 shameless; 3 Insist on shameless. Did you do it?

22. Donor, the poor monk is here for alms. Do you have a sauce elbow? Fried chicken legs will do. It's good.

23. keitel, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?

24, people are iron, rice is steel, and don't pretend to panic for a day.

25. My heart is not a bus. I don't want you to sit down if there is a vacant seat.

26. A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard, and all you can come up with is a fart.

27. I am in the Jianghu, but there is no legend about me in the Jianghu!

28, people can't extricate themselves, except teeth and love.

29. The brothers in the dormitory decided to punish Mr. Zhang as follows: let him hold the telephone pole covered with advertisements of old Chinese medicine and cry with tears: My illness has finally been saved!

30, I want to puppy love, but it's too late. ...

3 1. Rats never waste time at night, but we humans waste one-third of our time every day.

32. Deliberately study, work, live and live like individuals!

33. Put down the shelf of your college students and find a bowl of rice first!

I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

35, life is interesting, because life always fucking plays with me.

36. Love is mean, and it is mean again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women come!

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

38. The Internet is like a prison. You stole a wallet in, but you know everything when you go out.

39. People who are born not afraid of death are not born, so don't pretend to be TM!

40. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed.

4 1. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

42. There is a saying that if a man squats down on the main road to tie your shoelaces, you can marry such a man! I mean, do you want to settle accounts?

43. The wife's initials are LP and the beautiful initials are PL. I suddenly understood that a wife is often the opposite of beauty.

44. Kneel down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry to have wronged you.

45. I am finally indifferent to your bright head.

46. Don't tell me you love me. I feel sick after hearing this sentence …

47. I sent my heart to the wrong address. Would you please give it back to me now?

48, wandering the streets, asking about the whereabouts of happiness …

49. There is only one road, or a dead end for short.

50. I actually have a good figure, fat but not greasy.

5 1, I don't accept junk, I can't let you be on call!

52. Not every kind of milk is called Sutron, and not everyone is as pure as me.

You are so rich, why don't you let the devil make the mare go?

54. Don't compare people with dogs. Dogs are at least loyal.

55. Send a text message to someone you like. If he doesn't reply, don't send it again.

56. Beauty generally thinks that men are stupid, while men generally think that beauty is a pig's brain.

57. Not once in a thousand years, but Zhou Libo. You treat me like a turtle!

Bowing for so long is not to win applause. Actually, I mainly want people to check my head.

59. At present, our stock market in China has become an accident.

60. The average leader is ignorant.

6 1, I am very careful, I found that in swimming pools, especially female compatriots, the angle of this kind of swimming trunks is 20 degrees on average for five years.

62. Last time I opened it from the computer, I saw a poster of Chris Lee was beautiful, and the little girl was very sunny! The following is a slogan of the family planning commission, called: boys and girls are treated equally.

63. How can there be experts in the stock market? There can be no experts in the stock market! The stock market has only losers and winners.

64. There is a text called Mulan Joining the Army. I killed her then. I don't believe Mulan will join the army without being discovered! It's impossible! I didn't know until I met Chris Lee! This is technically feasible!

65. Now speculators are called intermediaries.

There is only one "two" between talent and genius. Therefore, talent is good, and genius is always a bit stupid.

67. Don't worry about sunbathing. Maybe if you get a tan, no one will call you an idiot

68, obesity is the pain of breathing, it lives in every corner of my body, eating KFC will hurt, eating McDonald's will hurt, even drinking water will hurt; Obesity is the pain of breathing, rolling back and forth in the blood, regretting the pain of not losing weight, hating the pain of not dieting, and wanting to be thin most.

It's really troublesome to meet strangers, and you have to tell a lie again.

70. Baidu couldn't find you, so it had to go to sogou.

7 1, I wanted to eat my sorrows one by one, but I became fat one by one.

72. How can you get married without experience? No one can be a mother casually.

73. Hunger, if done well, is called losing weight; Pinch this thing, well done is called massage; Being in a daze, doing well is called profound; Being lazy and doing well is called enjoying; Persistence in doing well is called persistence; Play dumb, if you do it well, it's as stupid as you think!

74. Some people say that long-distance love is hard, some people say that homosexuality is hard, some people say that sibling love is hard, some people say that teacher-student love is hard, some people say that long-distance love is hard, and I say that no one is the hardest!

The fool stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind. The dumb shouted, which startled the deaf. Camels come forward and lame people fly. Asako said, look at my face. The madman said: that is, people should be rational.

76. If marriage is the grave of love, then blind date means looking at feng shui for the grave, confession means digging the grave, marriage means double suicide, empathy means moving the grave, and a third party means robbing the grave.

77. Shanglian: I didn't bring my student ID card, admission ticket and ID card; Bottom line: I didn't do any listening, reading, composition or writing questions. Horizontal recognition: focus on participation.

78. A woman loves you and you are her husband. Several women love you, and you are a man. Ten women love you and you are a lover. A hundred women love you, and you are an idol. Thousands of women love you. You are a hero. Millions of women love you, and you are the leader. Women all over the country love you, and you are RMB. Women all over the world love you. Oh, you are a sanitary napkin.

79. When you are in a bad mood, go to the toilet. After that, you looked ferocious and said to the toilet, "You shit for me!" " Then flush the toilet.

80. Li Ao commented on men's love: ① If you don't take the initiative, beautiful women will let other men climb on you. (2) Don't refuse, there will be ugly women crawling up to you. Without commitment, no woman will let you climb on her. Li Ao commented on men's work: ① Don't take the initiative, others will take it away if you take a good position; Don't refuse, everything will be arranged for you; Without commitment, no leader will believe you.