Joke Collection Website - News headlines - Slogan: (A certain cigarette factory area) Smoking is strictly prohibited to prevent fire. Reworded as: Take nothing away except enjoyment, leave nothing behind except safety.

Slogan: (A certain cigarette factory area) Smoking is strictly prohibited to prevent fire. Reworded as: Take nothing away except enjoyment, leave nothing behind except safety.

(1) Slogan: (A certain examination room) Failure is the mother of success.

Rewritten as: Success is the result of cheating

(2) Slogan: (at a certain railway intersection) Race against time, Dora runs fast.

Rewritten as: time and speed are sometimes not necessarily proportional