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A mutton kebab maker was transferred to be a crematorium worker, but was fired within a few days because he would always ask the family members of the deceased: How cooked do you want it to be?

The old man confessed to his wife before his death: I once had an extramarital affair, please forgive me!

Wife: What a big deal, you can sleep now! Which of our children looks like you?

The eagle chased the rabbit, but fell to his death because of the rabbit's words. Do you know what the rabbit said?

It shouted to the eagle: You are not wearing a bra! When the eagle heard this, he hurriedly covered his chest, and the result...

An electrician walked into the operating room and said to a dying patient wearing an oxygen mask: Hello! Listen, take a deep breath, I need to black out for five minutes!

An ant said to the elephant: "I have one, it's yours!" The elephant fainted after hearing this. After waking up, he said to the ant: "I want one more!" After hearing this, the ant Scared to death!

A factory organized museum visits and bathing activities. The factory director's instructions: Lesbians take a shower in the morning, and gay men visit. In the afternoon, gay men take a shower and lesbians visit. Be disciplined and don’t take photos!

The mother came back from her honeymoon with her profoundly myopic daughter to the eye department for emergency treatment, and said angrily: The man who came back with her was not the same man she had honeymooned with before!

A woman was worried about forgetting to bring paper when entering a public restroom. A stack of toilet paper slipped through the crack in the wall next door. "Thank you, who are you?" After a long time, a deep voice said: "Leifeng!"

The hunter saw a bird in the sky and fired three shots but failed to hit the bird. It still fell down. It turned out that when the bullet missed, the bird patted its chest and said, "I'm scared to death, I'm scared to death!"

The husband came home and opened the closet. A naked man stood inside holding a briefcase.

Husband: What are you doing here? The man was trembling: If I said I was waiting for the bus, would you believe it?

I am the only bachelor left in my village. All the other men have had their babies sterilized. Doctor, please sterilize me too. I am afraid that if any woman gets pregnant, I will not be able to bear this responsibility. Get up.

Three nurses recounted how they played tricks on the new doctor.

A: I put cotton wool in his stethoscope.

B: I pricked all the condoms in his drawer with needles.

B fainted.

Hostress: Are you pregnant?

Maid: Yes! Aren't you pregnant too?

The hostess retorted angrily: But I am pregnant with my husband’s child!

The maid happily agreed: Me too!

A white man went to a black area to deliver a campaign speech. In order to win the support of black voters, he blurted out during the speech: "Although my skin is white, my heart is as black as yours."

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A psycho was singing in bed. He turned over while singing and continued singing while lying on the pillow. The attending doctor asked: "Just sing, why are you turning over?"

Psych Said: "**, after singing side A, of course we have to sing side B."

On the cliff, a little mouse waved its short front paws, jumping down again and again and trying to learn to fly. The female bat next to it Seeing his head smashed and bleeding, he said worriedly: If his father doesn't tell him, he is not our biological child!

An old guy lost his car. When he put the newly bought car downstairs, he locked three locks and put a piece of paper: Let you steal it!

The car was not lost the next day, and there were two more locks and a piece of paper, which said: Let you ride!

Hot girl calls for a taxi.

Other: Miss, what will you wear later?

Hot girl: red miniskirt!

Other: Where are you going?

Hot girl: It’s up to the thighs!

A certain literary young man climbed the Great Wall for the first time. He became very interested in poetry and wanted to compose a poem, chanting: "The Great Wall, the Great Wall... is so long!"

Everyone is observing their saliva cells with a microscope. Mary suddenly let out a scream.

The professor came over and read it carefully and said to her: next time you finish your work, remember to brush your teeth and rinse your mouth!

The wife cooked noodles for her husband, secretly put Viagra in them, and served them to her husband, but the husband was furious and said: Why do these noodles stand up one by one...

4-year-old A boy kissed a 3-year-old girl. The girl asked seriously: "Will you be responsible for me if you kiss me?"

The boy patted the girl on the shoulder: "Don't worry, we are no longer one or two years old." "

A policeman went hunting, and suddenly he saw a sika deer, so he quietly walked behind it, raised his gun, and shouted: Don't move, raise your hands. Otherwise I will shoot!

The sleep talk meeting in a boy's dormitory lasted until 3 o'clock in the morning, and he suddenly wanted to discuss a question: "What should you say first when you meet a beautiful girl?"

A certain gentleman woke up from his dream. , said: Don't talk, let's sleep!

Robber: Tell me the password to the safe! Don't tell me I'll kill you!

Female staff: Even if you kill me, you won’t say anything! You ruined me and I won’t tell you!

The robber looked her up and down: You have a beautiful idea!

Art schools stipulate that boys are not allowed to fall in love with female models. Xiaoqiang not only talked about it but also made the model pregnant. The school found out.

A few days later, the school announced that Xiaoqiang was expelled for destroying props.

The husband died mysteriously. The police discovered that the wife was suspicious, and finally the wife told the truth: My husband and I used to [be civilized and polite] to the rhythm of the church bells, but yesterday a fire truck came downstairs.

The female bird burst into tears, and the male bird said angrily: How many times have I told you, this ring was put on me by people from the Bird Research Station, not a wedding ring! I'm not married yet!

I was very annoyed that I couldn’t find a job. One day I had the opportunity to go to KFC for an interview. The manager asked me what I was good at. I said I could sing. The manager asked me to sing. I cleared my throat and sang: : More choices, more laughter at McDonald’s

A certain man’s wife often cheated on her, but she turned a blind eye to it. A colleague sent her a couplet

First couplet: As long as the days are gone It's going well

Second line: Even if it's a little green on the head

Horizontal comment: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Boyfriends and boyfriends sleep in the same room, and the woman draws a line: Those who cross the line are beasts.

When she woke up and found that the man had really failed to pass the line, the woman slapped him hard: You are worse than a beast!

In the restaurant, woman: Are you planning to marry me?

The man is silent.

Female: Don’t think that no one wants me. If it gets popular, I’ll find someone to marry here right away!

The waiter came over: Miss, you scared away all the customers in our restaurant.

A boy touched a lady’s buttocks on the bus.

Ms.: Sir, could you please move your hands elsewhere?

The boy whispered: I really want to, but I don’t have the courage to touch it anymore.

One day a drunk man took a taxi home after drinking, stopped a 110 patrol car, and shouted: Even if you earn one yuan per kilometer, there is no need to write in such big words!

Dude, do you know why I was scolded that day? I saw the words on the clothes on the pretty girl's chest were underlined, so I couldn't help but reach out and click on them.

A woman had no one to propose to her because of her small breasts, and fell in love with one man every day.

The man asked: Is it as big as a steamed bun?

Female: Yes.

The man married her, and during the night of the wedding, the man rushed out and looked up to the sky and roared: "Wangzi little steamed buns!"