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Don't stay up late.

"What circle do you mix?"

"I have mixed dark circles."

Staying up late is easy to die suddenly.

I use my strength to prove that I am not afraid of death.

One day I looked up! Said, "The moon is really bright."

Then the moon said to me, "Your head is bright, too."

I didn't stay up late.

This is the night that needs my star.

"Staying up late is harmful to your health."

"I know, so I stayed up all night."

Don't stay up late, it's bad for your mobile phone.

I'll call you when the evening is ready.

Staying up late is prone to sudden death, so I have to stay up all night.

What do you mean, I returned your message in the middle of the night?

Then I really like mobile phones.

The moon doesn't sleep, I don't sleep.

So I want to sleep with the moon.

The princess always loses sleep late at night.

I'm afraid the moon is too lonely, so ... I want to accompany him.

Eyes tired, close your eyes, ten minutes, I am the god of war.

Because I often stay up late, my liver seems to be not very good.

Can you call me sweetheart?

It is said that irregular rest is very harmful to your health.

Scared me to stay up late and cook regularly every day.