What advertising words are there in the street?

An advertisement in an optical shop-"Eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please install glass on your window. "

An advertisement of a perfume company-"Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense teaching material is included with the bottle."

No-smoking advertisement in public places-"Please don't smoke in order to make the carpet have no holes and your lungs have no holes."

A road traffic advertisement-"If your car can swim, please don't brake and go straight."

An advertisement for a new book-"The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!"

An advertisement in the car showroom-"Always let your driver's license expire before you."

A traffic safety advertisement-"Remember, God is not perfect. He prepares spare parts for cars, but people don't. "

A cosmetic advertisement-"freckle early, don't leave acne."

An advertisement for a washing machine-"Idle wife and good mother!"

An advertisement for a sour drink-"A little parting is sour, and a happy party is sweet."

An advertisement of a printing company-"Printing everything except banknotes."

The advertisement of a flower shop-"The price of roses in this shop is the lowest, and you can even buy some roses for your wife."

A billboard hung in a beauty salon: "Please don't flirt with the woman who just walked out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother. 」

The advertisement for enrollment in the French class reads:

"If you don't like this course after listening to a lesson, you can ask for a refund of tuition, but you must say it in French. 」

The advertising slogan of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is: "Get rid of freckles early, don't leave acne." . 」

An American newspaper published an advertisement like this:

"Looks like a young girl, thinking like an adult, acting like a mature lady and working like a donkey! 」

Eye drops advertisement: "After dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times to make eye drops spread all over the world. 」

The advertisement on the tombstone

An inscription on a tombstone in Scotland reads: "Hermes sleeps here. Mike Taves. His grieving wife inherited his prosperous career.

—— Vegetable shop, located on 1 1 highway, open until 8 pm every day. 」

There is an advertisement on the wall of a barber shop: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, but that you have won face. 」

The English country barber shop put up a wooden sign on the bridge, which said, "Gentlemen, I want your heads. 」