English translation master please come in. I am helpless and transparent (English) (Translation) Can I increase the reward?

Haha, they are all a bunch of slogans/notices that are translated into English but do not convey the meaning and make a joke. I tried my best to use Chinese to restore the ridiculousness of it.

1. (A hotel in Tokyo) Please prohibit theft of hotel towels. If you are not a person who would do such a thing, please do not read this statement.

2. (A hotel lobby in Bucharest) The elevator will be inspected tomorrow. During this period, I'm afraid you will be unbearable.

3. (A hotel in Yugoslavia) It is the job of the lobby girl to iron underwear.

4. (Menu of a restaurant in Switzerland) Our wines are beyond your expectations.

5. (A zoo in Hungary) Please do not feed the animals. If you have any food on hand, please give it to the guard on duty.

6. (A Russian cemetery) Welcome to this cemetery, where famous Russian artists are buried every day (except Thursdays).

7. (A sweater store in Sweden) This store sells sweaters for women, made from their wool.

8. (A temple in Bangkok) If women wear men’s clothing, they are prohibited from entering the temple, even foreigners are not exempt.

9. (A cocktail bar in Norway) We respectfully request female friends not to conceive children in this bar.

10. (An airline office in Copenhagen) We accept your luggage and send it to all directions.

11. (Bulletin board of a park in Germany) This Black Forest campsite strictly prohibits people of different genders, that is, men and women, from being alone in a tent, unless they are married for this purpose.

12. (A notice outside a private clinic in Rome) Specializing in the treatment of women and other diseases.