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Tik Tok will be on fire on Singles' Day.

1. "After paying the down payment, I feel that I have earned the whole world, and after paying the final payment, I feel that the whole world is gone."

2. Double Eleven is just around the corner.

There are no bachelors in the world, but the price has gone up a lot. There will be a bachelor.

4. The ugly stroke is 4 and the bad stroke is 7, which adds up to 1 1, which is the reason for being single.

Thank you for lighting the warmest light in my life.

6. Leap the peak and show me great power!

7. "Don't ask me what the Double Eleven is going to enter. What do you think I can get into because I am so poor? I'm going to the grave. "

8. I have met thousands of times in my dreams, and I have been intoxicated in my heart countless times. Just for the reincarnation of love in this life, I am destined to chase after you and your love, and I will never be tired all my life. Sweetness is a permanent taste.

9. "It is said that there will be more than 30 million bachelors in China in the future. For your future, I will reluctantly accept you. "

10. Do you have a shopping festival this November? Or do you want to celebrate Singles Day?

1 1. One, two, three, holding hands, four, five, six, looking up, seven, eight, we eloped to the moon.

12. There are many fish in the sea. Men who "don't eat grass beside the nest" and "don't eat grass back" think that "the grass grows in the sea" is probably "I can find the end of the world, but I can't find the end of the world."

13. The crowd searched for her and set foot on this road. Suddenly looking back, looking around, there are countless aunts and aunts. Occasionally, there are beautiful women patronizing, or married, and most of the rest are basically unsightly.

14. Some people are in love, some are cheating, and some are widows from beginning to end.

15. Who should be robbed by who has become the obsession.

16. I hope my future husband will do less things that are sorry for me today.

17. The fritters touched the chopsticks and said, "Two big men, in pairs, are really shameful!" Chopsticks are very depressed: "I'm not like something that has nothing to do every day, hanging around and fooling around!" " "Happy Singles Day!

18. Cherish the last Singles Day before the end of the world.

19. Let's play a game. Double Eleven sent me a box of snacks. Let me guess who sent it.

20. Singles Day is coming. The changeable weather is constant concern and greetings. Whether you are a bachelor or nunchaku now, I will send you this message on behalf of the International Singles Federation, so that the happy light of Singles Day can shine on your life! Please circulate it to each other, so that the bachelor nunchakus in the world can feel the joy of the festival!

2 1. In the past, cars and horses were slow, and only one person could be loved in a lifetime; Now the cars and horses are fast, and several double eleven express deliveries have been received in one day.

22. After the Double Eleven, let's eat the soil together.

23. If I cancel Singles Day, I will drink 50 bottles of essential balm.