How to describe the Wang incident with funny sentences?

1, the north wind blows, the autumn wind is cool, and good women meet hooligans. If you are in trouble, I will help you. I live next door. My name is Lao Wang. Transparent cupboard, solid bed, I'll see where you hide. The sky is gray and wild. If I get caught, I won't be surnamed Wang.

2. The wind is blowing, and the autumn wind is cool. Whose wife keeps the room empty. If you are in trouble, I will help you. I will live next door. My name is Wang. Lao Wang Lao Wang, don't be crazy. The transparent cabinet has a solid bed, and the labor will see where you are hiding. I don't hide in the cupboard, I don't get into bed, I enjoy the cool in the kitchen skylight, but I don't need to hide at all. You enjoy the cool in dozens of floors, and you accidentally paid the price of your life. The sky is wild, and I'm afraid of death and I'm not surnamed Wang.

3, ten years of life and death, I don't think about it, I can't forget it, I have a lonely grave, and I have nowhere to talk. I have a new house with a savings loan. I am a good neighbor. His surname is Wang. In a few days, I like to add a crib, Lao Wang, Lao Wang, don't be crazy! Transparent cupboard solid bed, see where you hide!

The widow next door kept the room empty and begged me for help in tears. His daughter-in-law Lao Song begged me not to forget to visit. Lao Wang, I am really busy, not for myself, nor for others; Busy all my life, I just want what it feels like to have no bed in the world; Everyone in the world says that Lao Wang is good and doesn't let women run around. If you don't believe me, please listen to the sound of the bed next door.

5, the north wind blows, the autumn wind is cool, whose wife keeps the house? When there are difficulties, I help, eyeing; Seven feet tall, only one stick, height 18 cm; Strong body, superb technology, graduated from Lan Xiang; About Shuang Shuang, I met the teacher's mother and sang like a bridal chamber every night; Now, Ming Sheng, I live next door. My name is Wang!