Humorous campaign draft

1. A passenger got airsick on the plane and could not help vomiting. Ask the stewardess to bring a plastic bag quickly!

Unexpectedly, I was dizzy, and the plastic bag was full soon!

The stewardess said, "Please be patient, I'll change it!" " "

When the stewardess came back, she found that she had been vomited all over the floor!

The stewardess asked angrily, "What's the matter?"

The passenger said, "As soon as I saw that I was going to throw up, I took a sip at once. I didn't expect everyone else to throw up!"

2. A man came to work with red eyes, and his colleague asked, "What happened to your eyes?"

The man replied, "I was walking in the street yesterday and a young lady's skirt was blown up by the wind." I kindly helped her pull it down, and she punched me in the left eye! " "

The colleague asked again, "What about the right eye?"

The man replied, "I thought she didn't like pulling the skirt down, so I helped her pull it up again."

3. The rooster is on a business trip for a month. When he came back, he heard that quail always came to play with hens!

The cock is beginning to doubt the hen!

Sure enough, within two days, the hen laid a quail egg!

The cock is angry! The hen hurriedly explained, "Shit, premature birth!" "

The fish said affectionately, "I always open my eyes and let you stay in my eyes forever!" "

The water moved and said, "I keep flowing, just to hug you forever!" " "

At this time, the pot said, "It's almost fucking ripe, and your mouth is still so bad!" " ! "

5. The centipede was accidentally bitten by a snake when going out!

In order to spread the toxin, we must amputate immediately!

The centipede comforted itself: "Fortunately, I have many legs!" "

The doctor also comforted: "Yes, brother, relax, you will be an earthworm in the future!" " "

6, the zoo held a seminar!

The host asked, "Can cats climb trees?"

The eagle scrambled to answer: "Yes!"

Moderator: "Please give an example!"

The eagle said tearfully, "That year, I fell asleep, and the cat climbed the tree … and then there was an owl!" " "

7. A pair of lovestruck men and women are close at home!

But the man didn't move after lying on the woman!

The man said disapprovingly, "We are connected now!"

The woman is very unhappy and ignores it!

At this time, the man began to attack violently!

The woman immediately shouted loudly: "Mobile is better than Unicom!"

8. My wife came home from work and found her husband unhappy and covered in scars!

The wife asked, "Husband, what's the matter? Who dares to hit you! " Husband is silent. .

The wife asked eagerly, "What for?"

My husband said aggrieved, "I was on the bus and my colleague called me!" " "

The wife is puzzled: "Did you hit you on the phone?"

The husband said angrily, "Isn't it because I used a fake mobile phone?" ! I was startled by the people around me, and they surrounded me together! "

9. A man knocked down a strange old man on a motorcycle in downtown!

That man was scared out of his wits! More and more people are watching!

Suddenly, the man hugged the old man and cried in tears: "Dad, wait for me, I'll find a doctor for you!" " "

After that, he ran away . .

The old man struggled and shouted angrily, "Come back here!" "

Everyone expressed their feelings: "This son is really filial!"

10, the manager of the company asked people to hang the slogan "Do it at once if you want" on the wall, hoping to inspire employees!

After a while, a friend of the boss asked him how effective this measure was.

The boss said angrily: "The cashier ran away with 654.38+ 10,000 yuan, and the office director eloped with my female secretary, and dozens of employees asked for a raise together!"