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What are some humorous and classic advertising slogans?

Li Ning, everything is possible!

Rossini: Time always follows me! Time exists because of me.

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Radar Insect Repellent: Kill Mosquitoes

Let’s do better. (Philips)

Intel Pentium: Give the computer a Pentium "core".

(Tbilis) Diamonds are forever, one will last forever

Have you had a drink today? (Robust)