Slogan of Porridge Noodles jiaozi Branch

Charming space, unlimited creativity. (Advertising words for fashion creative programs)

Follow it all your life, no regrets. (corporate advertising words)

From beginning to end, you moved me. ("Emotion" program advertising words)

Good taste, experience it yourself. ("Fast food restaurant" advertising words)

Ambition is in my heart, and good luck will accompany me. ("Footwear Company" advertising words)

Self-determination allows you to walk. ("Sports shoes" product advertising words)

Friends drink together, and bosom friends get drunk for me. (Advertising words of wine enterprises)

Advertising recording or charm sound production. (Charming voice online advertising words)

Let happiness spread its wings and watch the dream bloom instantly. (Advertising words of "Dream of China" program)

Taste the welcome pine and lead the Chinese style alone. ("Welcome Pine" cigarette advertisement)

I move, so I am. (Advertising words for "sports series products")

Years of love, with a "musical" heart. (Music program advertising words)

Let happiness spread its wings and watch the dream bloom instantly. (Advertising words of "Dream of China" program)

Taste the welcome pine and lead the Chinese style alone. ("Welcome Pine" cigarette advertisement)

"diamond" heart and "stone" wisdom (diamond advertising words)

Your hope, my possibility. (corporate advertising words)

Feel the sunshine and give hope. (slogan "Project Hope")

There is sour and sweet, and there is a taste of "self". (yogurt advertising words)

Happy woman, diamond life. ("Diamond" advertising words)

Drink the past in a cup. (Advertising words of "wine enterprises")

The same choice, different expectations. (Advertising words in supermarkets and shopping malls)

Nutrition is the master and goes its own way. ("green vegetables" advertising words)

Chew old songs and remember classics. (Music broadcast advertising words)

Grasp life and communicate with the world. New song express, happy confidant. (Music broadcast advertising words)

Feel the sunshine and give hope. (slogan "Project Hope")

There is sour and sweet, and there is a taste of "self". (yogurt advertising words)

Happy woman, diamond life. ("Diamond" advertising words)

Drink the past in a cup. (Advertising words of "wine enterprises")

The same choice, different expectations. (Advertising words in supermarkets and shopping malls)

Nutrition is the master and goes its own way. ("green vegetables" advertising words)

Chew old songs and remember classics. (Music broadcast advertising words)

Grasp life and communicate with the world. New song express, happy confidant. (Music broadcast advertising words)

Always be ready, beauty is not discounted. (advertising words of women's goods store)

From beginning to end, you moved me. ("Emotion" program advertising words)

Beautiful, experience for yourself. ("Fast food restaurant" advertising words)

Ambition is in my heart, and good luck will accompany me. ("Footwear Company" advertising words)

Self-determination allows you to walk. ("Sports shoes" product advertising words)

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step and begins with a "heart". (Footwear company advertising words)

I move, so I am. (Advertising words for "sports series products")

Open a happy moment and harvest a good time. (Advertising words of "Good Time Food")

New life, taste with heart. ("real estate company" advertising words)

Screaming is better than making your heart beat. ("Scream" drink advertising words)

The water in the cup tastes like human beings. (mineral water advertising words)

Care, care, care. (slogan "Project Hope")

Because of dreams, so Beijing. ("Beijing 2008 Olympic Games" advertising words)

A friend tastes wine every day. (advertising words for "wine")

Wait for the time to travel and enjoy the wonderful moment. ("Good Times" food advertising words)

The most touching woman knows a woman's heart best. (advertising words for "women's goods store")

Inner desire is the starting point of dreams. (slogan "Vocational and Technical College")

Close to the "sunshine", fresh and natural. ("sunshine ranch" dairy advertising words)

Colorful women, colorful world. (advertising words of women's cosmetics company)

Love the right mouth and want the right taste. (yogurt advertising words)

Follow your dreams and never give up. (Advertising words of enterprises and companies)

Five flavors of life, colorful life. (Advertising words for camera film)

Elegant and fragrant, touching. (shampoo advertising words)

Sweet feelings, Didi forgot me. (advertising words for instant coffee drinks)

Elegant and light, show "sincerity" to the country. (car brand advertising words)

Wonderful moments, eternal pictures. (camera advertising words)

More romantic than the world,

More fashionable than exaggeration. (Advertising words of fashion clothing brands)

The world sees China, and China has Wuhu. (slogan of Wuhu City, Anhui Province)

On the way to welcome guests, I "relaxed" an old dream. ("Welcome Pine" cigarette advertisement)

Have opinions, not exaggerating. ("Clothing" company advertising words)

Taste the milk heart and feel the grassland. ("Milk" corporate advertising words)

Years of love, with a "musical" heart. (Music program advertising words)

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step and begins with a "heart". (Footwear company advertising words)

Let happiness spread its wings and watch the dream bloom instantly. (Advertising words of "Dream of China" program)

Have opinions, not exaggerating. ("Clothing" company advertising words)

Taste the milk heart and feel the grassland. ("Milk" corporate advertising words)

No, it's impossible (sneakers)

Everything has its source, and everything has its source. Shakespeare)

Buy Australian goods and buy you a job. (Australia)

A moment of inspiration is better than a lifetime of effort. (genius)

Tomorrow is the busiest day!

Tomorrow after tomorrow, how many tomorrows, (tomorrow)

Where there is a marriage without love, there is love without marriage. the lover

If there is a marriage without love, there will be love without marriage (lover)

Opinions cover up the facts. (lawyer)

Words speak louder than facts. (lawyer)

Anything is possible.

Anything is possible. -Li Ning

Mom and Dad, I love you! (family)

Mom and Dad, I love you! (family)

The latest classic advertising words are world-famous advertising words.

Goodtothelastdrop。

Drips are fragrant, and the meaning is still unfinished. (Maxwell Coffee)

Obey your desire.

Obey your desires. (Sprite)

Poetic, dancing.

Dynamic poetry, dance close to me. Toyota motor corporation

Just do it.

Do it. (Nike sneakers)

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Wisdom is everywhere. "Motorola mobile phone"

A new generation of choices.

A new generation of choices. [Pepsi]

We integrate, you communicate.

We gather together, and you connect with the world. (mitsubishi electric)

Take Toshiba as an example and the world as an example.

If you own Toshiba, you will own the world. [Toshiba Electronics]

No enterprise is too small, and no problem is too big.

There is no small business that cannot be done, and there is no big problem that cannot be solved. International business machines Corp.

a two-part allegorical saying

1, General Xie Houyu

1, the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea-each showing his magical powers

2. The white lady drinks realgar wine-showing her true colors.

3. Boil jiaozi in the teapot-you can't pour it out when you have it.

4. Blow the horn outside the window-the name (sound) is outside.

5. Horse racing is cornered on the bow.

6, knocked over the five-flavored bottle-sweet and sour, spicy and salty, everything.

7, what's next-ask to the end.

8, lamp oil dry burning core (heart)

9. Dripping water wears away the stone-Rome wasn't built in a day.

10. Tie a chicken feather on a telephone pole-what a big duster.

1 1, lost watermelon to pick up sesame seeds-penny wise and pound foolish.

12, planting wheat in winter paddy field-strange planting (alas)

13, the stone in the cesspit-smelly and hard

14, rolling pin blows fire-I don't know anything.

15, anti-aircraft guns kill mosquitoes-overqualified

16, Toad jumps into the well-I don't understand (plop)

17, a handful of salt was spilled in the oil pan-it exploded.

18, Han Xin points soldiers-the more the better.

19, good mud makes a good stove-good intentions are not rewarded.

20, monkeys fishing for the moon-a waste of time.

2 1, weasel pays New Year greetings to chickens-unkind.

22, Jiang Taigong fishing-willing to take the bait

23, two boats-wavering

24. Walking on the zigzag bridge-make a detour

25. Bao Gong of Kaifeng Prefecture-impartial

26, Confucius moved-all lost (book)

27, Confucius inkstone-the heart is too dark

28, the tiger's ass-untouchable

29. Grandma eats porridge-shameless (indecent)

30. Rats cross the street-everyone is shouting.

3 1, the old woman opens her mouth-her eyes are endless (teeth)

32, deaf ears-decoration

33. Lions on the Lugou Bridge-countless

34. Shen Zhi has become a monk-there is nothing to worry about.

35, cats cry mice-crocodile tears

36. Look at the door-look at the door.

37. It is difficult for a clay idol to cross the river.

38. Ride a donkey and read a songbook-we'll see.

39. Bricks for building walls-from the back

40, a thousand miles to send goose feathers-the ceremony is light and affectionate.

4 1, ginger is spicy

42. Fifteen buckets draw water-seven up and eight down.

43, 42 cotton-no way (playing)

44, temple fire-wonderful (temple) zai (disaster)

45. Sun Shengda listened to this spell-headache.

46. The telescope on the observatory-so ambitious.

47. There are sores on the top of your head and pus on the soles of your feet-it's terrible.

48. My nephew plays with lanterns as usual (uncle)

49. Wear a skirt on snowy days-beautiful and moving (freezing people).

50, onion mixed with tofu-one clear (green) and two white

5 1, the dumb eats coptis chinensis-you can't say if you have bitterness.

52, dumb lawsuit-speechless

You can eat three liters of rice at a meal-your stomach is very big.

54. The tattoo on Yue Fei's back-loyalty to the country

55, early flowering red plum-stand out.

56, Zhang Er monks-scratching their heads.

57. Sesame blossoms are on the rise.

58. Pig Bajie entered the daughter country-he didn't want to leave.

59. Draw water with a sieve

60. Blow the horn by plane-March forward triumphantly.

2. Two-part allegorical sayings of Three Kingdoms

The reincarnation of Cao Cao-doubt Cao Cao's employment-meritocracy

Huang Zhong took up the battle, did not borrow an arrow from the ship, and returned with a full load.

Zhang Fei sleeps-Huang Zhong shoots an arrow without closing his eyes-and hits every shot.

Zhang Fei's debt collection-the momentum is fierce, and Kong Ming practices the piano-is a cliche.

Killing Guan Yu-framing Dong Zhuo's trip to Beijing-with no good intentions.

Ma Su's fight was exaggerated, and Wei Zhu was shameless.

Zhang Fei went into battle in disguise-the rampaging Dou became an official in name only.

Zhang Fei Embroiders-There is a fine Guan Yu in the rough-Fearless.

Zhang Fei pulls down the bridge-a mountain without courage-free of charge

Zhang Fei wears a mask-Liu Bei weaves straw sandals with big eyes-expert

Guan Yu opened his eyes-he wanted to kill someone.

Zhao Zilong sent troops-returned victorious.

Xu Chudou Ma Chao-shirtless

Fierce flying knife-aggressive

Zhang Fei ate a certain weight.

Zhang Fei's massacre of the city-evil.

Liu Bei cast his son-to buy people's hearts.

Liu Bei borrowed Jingzhou-if he borrowed it, he couldn't pay it back.

Xu Shu walked into Cao Cao without saying a word.

Cao Cao defeated Wancheng

Cao Cao meets Ma Chao-cutting beard and abandoning robe.

Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-a piece of cake

Guan Yunchang farted-blushed.

Cao Cao met Jiang Gan-terrible luck.

Guan Yu sneezes-bragging about himself

Ancient and modern jokes

1 examiner: what education?

Candidate: I didn't graduate from primary school.

Examiner: Have you ever been in a fight?

Candidate: It's the usual practice.

Examiner: Do you have a criminal record?

Candidate: Just came out.

Examiner: What about physical fitness?

Candidate: Not bad. You can kick over the peddler's tricycle with one foot.

Examiner: Dare to take other people's things?

Examinee: This is my strong point, just like taking my own things.

Examiner: Does the old man dare to fight?

Candidate: Cai Xiao, my father crippled me.

Examiner: You passed the exam. What our city management needs is talents like you!

Examiner: One more question. What should I do if something happens?

Applicant: Just say it's a temporary worker.

Examiner: Go to work tonight.

2. One day on the bus, a man and a woman collided because of the crowd.

The fashionable girl turned back and said, "Are you sick?"

The man was puzzled and replied, "Do you have any medicine?"

The people in the car snickered!

The woman felt very angry and replied, "Are you mentally ill?"

The man said coldly, "Can you cure it?"

The whole car is funny!

The bus driver stopped and laughed on the steering wheel!

Second:

The bus was very crowded, and a woman stood at the door.

A GG pushed out of the car from the back and said to the woman, "Sorry, get off.".

The woman didn't move.

GG stepped on her when she pushed past.

As a result, this woman was so powerful that she kept cursing: "You are crazy! You're crazy! ~ ~ ",loud enough for the whole car to watch.

GG hasn't spoken. When he got off the bus, he couldn't stand it. He turned to the woman and said, "Repeater!"

There are some interesting children in the back. They have been playing the scene just now.

A said, "You are crazy! ............................... "B" said: "You repeat the machine, you ..."

The whole car laughed ~!

Later, a little MM also got off the bus, squeezed past and said timidly, "I ~ I ~ I want to go down, I'm not crazy ~!" "

The whole car laughed again ~!

The woman didn't speak, and a word came from the side: "Are you out of power?"

The whole car is laughing ~!

3. Confucius said; Fight with bricks, don't play chaos! Press your head! Whether you are dead or not!

Buddha said; Bullshit! I am kind! Stop playing! A brick is dead! ! !

On Monday, I got on the bus with nothing but 1 yuan. Sitting from the starting point to the finish line, it was calm all the way. But when I got off at the terminal, I found a note in my pants: "When an adult goes out without anything, it is not shameful to lose him." - "

On Tuesday, I took a broken wallet with 1 cent in it. When I arrived at the terminal, I found that the money was still there, and a note was stuffed in my wallet: "We are not beggars, please don't insult our profession. - "

On Wednesday, I still broke my wallet, which contained 100 counterfeit bills. When I arrived at the terminal, I found that the money was still there, and a note was stuffed in my wallet: "It is illegal to hide a large face value, so please turn it over to the relevant department consciously. - "

On Thursday, I took an envelope containing a stack of overdue People's Daily of Talented People in the Straits. When I arrived at the terminal, I found the envelope was still there. I took out my newspaper and looked at it. The newspaper was replaced by the latest straits talent newspaper, with the remark of 1: "Now is the consulting era. Only by updating information in time can we seize the opportunity and win success! - "

On Friday, I put a toy mobile phone in my pocket. After arriving at the terminal, the mobile phone was still there, and there was another note: "Please don't make such jokes, which will affect the normal work of our company. - "

On Saturday, I took a toy pistol and stuck it in my waist. When I arrived at the terminal, I found that the gun was gone and a note was stuffed in my pants: "I hate you robbers most, you have no technical content at all!" " Confiscate criminal tools! - "

On Sunday, I was about to get on the bus, but there were too many people to squeeze in. While waiting for the next train, I felt in my pocket and found that I had more money from 20 yuan and a note: "Big Brother, it's not easy to do our job all day. This is 20 yuan. You can take a taxi to where you want to go, please don't mess with us. "

6. One day, there were too many people on the bus, which was hot and boring. I don't know who farted, which made the environment worse. My friend can't stand it, and I don't know who it is. I can't help it As it happens, the conductor is asking, "Who didn't buy the ticket?" My friend suddenly had a plan and said loudly, "Fart didn't buy a ticket!" " Suddenly, a particularly fat woman, holding the ticket high in her hand, said loudly, "I have bought the ticket!" "

7. A sculpture was completed in the new building of a university: a girl held a book in her left hand and a dove symbolizing peace in her right hand. This name was publicly solicited from students outside the school, and as a result, many people's slogans coincide-reading is the best for a bird!

9. The loss of bicycles in school is very serious. The new car disappears in the blink of an eye, but sometimes with luck, the lost bicycles will reappear every few days. One day, my roommate Xiao Jing bought a new gearbox car. She showed off to everyone and said, "I locked this car with the latest lock!" " The next day, Xiao Jing came back from self-study at night and looked depressed. He still holds a note in his hand, which reads: Don't be the master here, I borrowed the car, and I will pay you back in a few days!

A few days later, the thief really returned the car. Xiao Jing is very happy, but she is worried that the car will be "borrowed" again. He bought ten big locks, locked the car tightly, and put a note on the thief: See how you "borrow"! When Xiao Jing went downstairs the next morning, she found five more locks on the car, and there was a note on the lock: See how you ride!

There are three tadpoles at 10. They went to a restaurant for dinner ... and waited for a while. The first course was fried frogs. ..

Three tadpoles sang in unison: I don't want to grow up. ...

1 1 One day, Cao Cao arrested Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. Cao Cao said to the three of them that each of you should go to the orchard and choose a fruit. After a while, Zhang Fei took out an apple. Cao Cao said that if they can put the fruit they brought into their ass, they will be released. Zhang Fei tried for a while without success, so he was killed. After a while, Guan Yu came out with three grapes and Cao Cao said the same thing to him. Guan Yu started stuffing things ... when he stuffed the third one, Guan Yu suddenly smiled, and as a result, he smashed the grapes again and was killed. After arriving in the underworld, the prince asked Guan Yu, "You are so stupid, why are you laughing?" Guan Yu sighed and said, "If you don't laugh, you won't die." I don't want to! Jealous beauty! When I stuffed the third one, I suddenly saw Brother Liu coming out with a durian ... "

12, I went to eat KFC yesterday. The man behind me looks like a couple. Seeing that they ordered a lot of food, they sat next to me. After sitting down, the girl began to eat hard, as if she had been hungry for several days, while the boy chewed French fries one by one, as if he had something on his mind.

Suddenly, the boy put down the French fries, leaned down and asked seriously, "Qingqing, can I chase you?" "

Without looking up, the girl said directly, "No!"

The boy asked again, "Is this completely impossible?"

The girl simply said, "Not at all!"

The boy froze, looked straight at her and stayed there …

At that time, the girl held a chicken leg in one hand and a hamburger in the other. She thought the boy was watching her, so she stopped eating, then looked at the boy with poor eyes and whispered, "So ... can I still eat?" "

Everyone around me, including me, laughed. The boy said helplessly, "Eat, eat ..."

This MM is so cute ... if I don't let it go, I must chase it ... desperately! ! ! !

13, I have been restless at school. I taught myself for the first time when I was a freshman. I was depressed sitting in the classroom, and then I ran to the aisle to smoke.

Not long after I lit a cigarette, a PL girl came over and asked me, "I'm teaching myself now! How did you get out? "

I said, I'm bored by smoking. Well, which class are you in? How also ran out.

PLMM pointed to our classroom and said, that class!

At that time, I was particularly excited to say, are we in the same class? What, are you depressed?

She said: well, a freshman in our class came out from self-study and I came out to find him.

I smiled, it seems that someone still can't sit still. What do you want from him? You're not his mother!

MM: I can't help it. I'm his head teacher!

I was cheated ...

A minute later, I choked up and said, Teacher, you look so young …

14 dad is a worker in a glass factory and has the habit of working with gloves.

One night shift, he took a taxi home. When the car passed a small forest in the suburbs, a cool breeze blew. Dad felt a little cold, so he took out the glove strap from his pocket. The driver saw it in the rearview mirror and asked cautiously, "Brother, what are you doing?"

"Oh, nothing, I'm used to it. I always wear gloves when I work, so I won't cut myself or leave any marks ... "

15 A middle-aged man went to a local private hotel on business.

When eating the night before, the middle-aged man was very upset when he saw several stains on the edge of the plate.

He asked the hotel owner, "This dish looks dirty." The boss replied, "Don't worry, mineral water will make it clean."

Hearing this answer, middle-aged people began to eat very comfortably.

A week passed, the middle-aged man ate in the hotel every day and met a big dog in the hotel.

When leaving, the middle-aged man walked out of the gate, and the dog reluctantly caught up with him and held him tightly and wouldn't let him leave.

Seeing this, the hotel owner went to the dog and patted it on the head. He said softly, "Let the guests go, mineral water."

The hunter hunted and saw two birds in the tree. He shot down one with a gun and found it hairless. Just wondering, another bird flew down and cursed the hunter: Damn, I just coaxed her to take off her clothes, and you shot her down. . .

A parrot was hung in front of a hotel. When a guest arrived, he said, "Hello, welcome!" " An old customer thought, I'll go in and see your reaction. One day he ran in and the parrot said, "Damn it! You scared me! ! ! "

18 A child in the delivery room smiled after birth. The midwife was very surprised. When she gathered around to observe, she found the child's fist clenched tightly. After breaking it, she found that it was an abortion pill. She only heard the child say: He *! Do you want to kill me? It's not that easy! !

19 After the performance, the leader took the stage to hold the beautiful Mongolian actress's hand and asked her name. The actress said excitedly, Maragabi

20 stops are higher and you can see farther; Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible! Go your own way and let others take a taxi. Wear other people's shoes and let others find them.

2 1 what is depression? Just hit more than 30 people, hugged a handful of hemp, stole a wallet, and my wife ran away with someone. At home, when I smelled porridge, it was still rancid. As soon as my eyes turned, the ambulance went to the hospital and fell into a ditch!

Moon cakes fall in love with steamed bread and pursue it desperately. Steamed bread swears to death. The moon cake is sad: (Hong Kong accent) What is this for? Steamed bread: My mother said that your stomach is full of huahuachangzi.

One day, hens were flying around on the roof, and the owner said angrily, "Come down, or I will kill all the cocks here and make your life worse than death." The hen smiled and said, "Finally, we can find the duck."

An American, a Frenchman and an China were walking in the desert. They saw a bottle. After opening the cork, a man came out. The man said, "I am a fairy, and I can satisfy each of you three wishes!" " Americans first said, "My first wish is to ask for a lot of money." The fairy said, "it's very simple, it satisfies you!" Tell me about the second wish. " The American said, "I want a lot of money!" " "After the fairy fulfilled his wish, the American said his third wish:" Take me home. The fairy said, "No problem. "So the United States

Americans returned to America with a lot of money. The fairy asked the Frenchman again. The Frenchman said, "I want a beautiful woman!" " "The fairy gave him a beautiful woman. The Frenchman said, "I want more beautiful women!" " "The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman. The Frenchman finally said, "Send me back to France." After the fairy sent the French back to China, she asked the China people what they wanted. China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy gave it to him. Ask him what his second wish is. China people said, "Another bottle of Erguotou!" The fairy asked him what his third wish was. China said, "I miss China and Americans very much. Please bring them all back. " The French and Americans are extremely popular, but they are helpless, so the three of them can only go on. Walking, I saw another bottle. When I opened the plug, another man came out. The man said, "I am the younger brother of that fairy just now, and my magic is not as strong as his, so I can only satisfy two wishes of each of you." The French and Americans think it's best to let China speak first, so as not to be brought back by him later. So China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy realized his wish. The French and Americans urged the people of China to express their second wish as soon as possible. After drinking Erguotou, China people slowly said to the immortal, "OK.

Okay, that's okay. Go away. "An American, a Japanese and a China are exploring in the jungle. As a result, they were all arrested by cannibal tribes. But the tribal chief said, "I'm in a good mood today. I won't eat you, but you all have to get a hundred boards, but you can have a wish come true before you get a board." "Americans are the first to get the board. He said, "Before hitting the board, put 1 mat on my ass." Mats, boards rained down; In the past, 70 boards were ok. After hitting 70 boards, the mat was smashed, and then there was blood on the board ... After that, America always left. When the Japanese saw it, they asked for a 10 mattress. After 1, 2, 3 ... 100, the Japanese got up and patted their ass, but nothing happened; Then he bragged about his imitation ability and re-creation ability with his smelly mouth, and wanted to sit in the Chinese drama. The China people slowly squatted down and said slowly, "Come, give me the Japanese mat." …

A farmer went to the city for medical treatment. When he saw the doctor's promise, he said,' Doctor, I have a stomachache'. When he saw a farmer, he said angrily,' Go and have a urine test, a stool test and a blood test'. Farmer Shao Qing looked pale and said to the doctor, "Doctor, I swallowed blood and urine, that's all." .

Shit. . . . I can't swallow anything I say-#'

1 The child asked his mother, "How to make sentences with ABCDEFG?" Mom: "A! Is this child B from the C family? Standing barefoot on D, EF doesn't wear it, and there is a small GG. "

2. The four results of breast enhancement: 1 are very different; 2 very different; 3 different; Four is different.

An elephant asked the camel, "Why do your boobs grow on your back?" The camel said, "Stay away from death, I won't talk to anything with a lucky face!" " "The snake laughed hysterically after listening to the conversation between the elephant and the camel. The elephant turned to the snake and said, "Laugh! You have a face, Qi Ji, you are not qualified! "

The driver sent the leader to the literary evening, and the leader entered the venue. The driver was stopped by the security guard. The driver said that I and the leader are a system. The security guard said, "JB and eggs are also a system. JB went in, can eggs go in? "

An adult man came to a hotel. He saw many beautiful cars in the garage, so he asked the boss why there were so many beautiful cars. The boss told him that I have a five-year-old son who can do three things. If you can follow suit, you can choose a car here and drive away. If not, get out of your car. Many people can't do it, so ... he thought, a five-year-old child can. The boss took him to a room where there was a beautiful naked beauty. The child kissed her and he kissed her in return. Then the child touched the beauty's whole body, and he also touched it. The third thing, the child took out the little Didi and bent it three times. ...