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Attractive weight loss copyThe advertising language of weight loss products is very short (72 sentences).

1, don't lose weight or buy new clothes!

2. If you don't lose weight today, you will be sad tomorrow!

If you are fatter, your boyfriend won't want you!

4. Beauty always comes at a price.

Don't worry about spraining your ankle when you wear high heels.

6. Keeping beautiful is a woman's lifelong career.

7. Don't lose weight. You are ugly not only because you are fat.

8. There are two children playing hide-and-seek with you!

9. I want to fall in love! Be the most beautiful bride.

10 Are you qualified to eat? Carry out weight loss to the end!

1 1, it's not that I don't want to lose weight, but that the enemy is too strong.

12, don't choose comfort at the age when you can bear hardships the most.

13, no matter how beautiful your heart is, you are a kind-hearted fat man!

14, the vow to lose weight, only after eating.

15, eat less McDonald's, and you will be locked up.

16, how much cosmetics have been saved by losing a little face.

17, you are the best, and you will always hear that you are the fattest.

18, the fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

19, not eating is physical torture, and eating is mental torture.

20. You eat too much! Fat people are very sensitive inside.

2 1, lose weight with visceral fat and subcutaneous fat!

22. Beautiful clothes in the shopping mall. Don't you want to wear it?

23. Hungry or ugly? I want to be thin! Be beautiful!

24. God gave me many opportunities to get fat, and I seized them.

25, losing weight is not so easy, every piece of meat has its temper.

26. If the weight gain is less than 100 minus 20, obey and lose weight.

27. The road to losing weight is tortuous, and the future of losing weight is bright.

28. Will you be unhappy when you are told that you are good-looking and thin?

29, the beautiful skin is the same, and the interesting soul is 200 kilograms.

30. Never underestimate the charm of fat girls after losing weight!

3 1, just want to play with water, how can you get stuck in the swimming ring?

32. The most painful love triangle in the world, I love food, and the fat man loves me.

33. Hold on and don't eat. How dare you eat when you are so fat!

34. Money in the pocket is the most fickle and ungrateful, while body fat is the most inseparable.

35. Stay with me. At least I love you more than ten kilograms.

36. I'm going to lose weight. If I don't succeed, all my friends will lose 200 yuan.

37. Keep your mouth shut, open your legs, exercise more and drink more water. This is the king of losing weight.

38, even if you die, the coffin is bigger than others, and you have to book it! Still lose weight!

39. I will not lose weight. Because now my ugliness can be used as an excuse.

40. The saddest thing is that you have a skinny figure and a full face. Is there wood?

4 1, there is always food, but youth is only once, so there is no reason not to give up.

42. Muscle is a man's most handsome coat, and curve is a woman's sexiest underwear.

43. I have been suffering for some days, so don't let those efforts go to waste!

44. Losing weight in summer is my sister's only goal! Interesting me and my interesting colleagues.

45. I think I can kill such a loser. Why can't you! Yes!

46. It is said that people with big faces can't use touch-screen mobile phones because they hang up when they smile.

If you tell me that you can't stand hunger and ask me what to do, I can only say that you shouldn't lose weight.

48. I know why I can't lose weight all the time, because there is a you in my body.

49. Fat people have only two ways out, either to make their figure better or to make their mentality better.

50. Eat, I want it, thin, and I want it. You can't have your cake and eat it, so I went.

5 1. The maternity counter is here. Is this belly going to be born? There is no size you want.

52. Don't expect to lose weight. Bajie walked a hundred and eight thousand miles and didn't see him thin and vegetarian.

53. Height is not a problem, nor is weight. Not tall or heavy. This is the problem.

54, slow is fast, lose weight too fast, do not follow the body rhythm, lose weight will have no effect, and will rebound.

55. The most unique thing in the world is your flesh. No matter how you ignore it, it will still be with you!

56. I also want to lose weight. I don't want to get fat. I also want to be thinner next time I see you, but I'm hungry.

57. Friends who are losing weight, remember one sentence: You don't have to eat more than others except suffering!

58. In fact, at the moment you want to give up, tell yourself to stick to it, and then stick to it and it will pass.

59. Thin people never know the helplessness of fat paper standing on the weighing scale; Fat people will never understand the desolation of being pushed down.

60. Thin paper never knows the helplessness of fat paper standing on the scale. Fat paper never understands the desolation of thin paper being gently pushed down.

6 1, just talking about losing weight? You know, you still have a long way to go, and a healthy body is the guarantee for you to go on.

62. People lost weight during a holiday, so I want to try the feeling of being out of food at home, so I won't worry about losing weight.

A friend told me that she would come to see me again after losing weight. I was very nervous after listening to it. Perhaps this is the most tactful farewell.

64. Have you ever worked hard for one thing in your life? From now on, start to lose weight and beat your appetite and fat.

65. Happiness is finding someone who makes you lose weight desperately for him, but that person always pats your head and says, eat more and don't be hungry.

66. Summer is coming. Let's lose weight together. Share the second ha of a fat penguin. The pot under his feet will be his future job. It's so cute.

67. man next door finally vowed to lose weight. At the graduation job fair, someone said to him, "Sorry, buddy, you are blocking my cell phone signal.

68. If you want to have a good figure, you must exercise. If you want to have a good face, you must learn to make up! Don't think all day, never do it! The result may not be perfect, but if you don't do it, you can only think about it!

69. I drank some red wine while eating, then took mutton to the night market, drank some beer at the food stall, and drank beer while chatting. summer summer came again and lost weight.

70. Beauty, what's the use of losing weight? Don't listen to others insincerely saying that you seem to have lost weight. What's the use of being thinner? You must listen to others. Wow! You are so beautiful! It is so beautiful.

7 1, I tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think you have real skills. Appearance is more important. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no money! No matter how capable and kind you are, you are just a good fat man.

72. Believe in yourself! You can do it! If you lose weight, you can eat like a pig! If you lose weight, you can buy clothes at will. The salesman will only say: this dress may be a little big for you! If you lose weight, you won't fail. If you lose weight, the world will be peaceful!