Our boss asked me to make some jokes and post them in the toilet and update them regularly. I don't know what to make it look like.

A girl is ugly. She can't get married and wants to be trafficked. Finally, my dream came true, but I couldn't sell it for half a month. When the kidnapper sent him back, she insisted on not getting off the bus. The kidnapper gritted his teeth and stamped his foot: Go, don't want the car.

Twenty years ago, dad held you waiting for the bus. Everyone laughed at the ugly child and dad cried. An old man selling bananas patted his father and said, "Stop crying, big brother, and give a banana to the monkey!"! Poor thing, I'm so hungry that I have no hair. "

On the plane, a parrot said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water." The pig followed the parrot's example and said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water." The stewardess was furious and threw the parrot and the pig off the plane. At this moment, the parrot said to the pig, "Silly Z, I can fly."

An old farmer was hoeing in the field, and a crow flew by and took a shit and fell on the old farmer's face. The old farmer looked up and cursed, "Damn you! I don't know how to wear shorts when I go out! " The crow said, "Shit! You shit and wear underpants! "