Mobile phone classic advertising language

Warm congratulations! Warm congratulations! China Unicom Tianjin Deshun mobile phone store successfully upgraded! There are all kinds of fashionable mobile phones of major brands in Deshun Mobile Phone Trade City, and all kinds of models are on sale. Here, with good reputation and excellent service, you can easily enjoy the happiness of purchasing a machine, enjoy the charm of high technology and freely experience the perfect mobile life.

Customer satisfaction is our greatest support. Our shop solemnly promises that there will be no parallel imports, fakes, renovations, etc. All our mobile phones are genuine authorized products. You can go to the mobile phone franchise store in * * * * to buy a mobile phone. There are many choices and discounts!

* * * * Mobile phone supermarket, launched 10 anniversary happy shopping activities, bought beautiful gifts, bought high phone bills, and created 1 1 ultra-low-priced fashionable new mobile phones.

In terms of brand management, we have become strategic win-win business partners with many well-known digital mobile phone companies, and established stable supply and marketing relationships with well-known manufacturers such as Nokia, Samsung, Bird, 7-up, Gionee and Lenovo, so as to improve the quality assurance of product sources. Buy a mobile phone to go to the * * * * mobile marketplace. You can choose from all brands. Choose a mobile phone to go to the * * * * mobile marketplace. You can choose small profits but quick turnover. The price is not expensive, the service is better, and everything is based on honesty. We will make a real mobile phone world for you with our heart.

* * * * Mobile phone chain stores take high-quality service as the cornerstone, providing consumers with fast repair, maintenance and return visit services, thinking about what customers think, anxious about what customers are anxious about, and sincerely waiting for them. Our business scope mainly includes five major businesses: mobile phone maintenance, mobile phone maintenance, mobile phone decoration, mobile phone payment card and novel mobile phone related products. * * * * Mobile phone chain stores will persevere and make unremitting efforts to build the best chain service brand in China!

The same price is better than quality, and the same quality is better than service. Deshun adheres to the business philosophy of reputation first, service first and customer first, and insists on selling mobile phone products with the best quality, the most favorable price and the most guaranteed after-sales service. And solemnly promise that all mobile phones sold in our store are genuine authorized products. In line with our consistent purpose, we will provide customers with high-quality mobile terminal products, comfortable purchasing environment and first-class professional services to meet their purchasing needs. Buying a mobile phone to Deshun Mobile Phone Trade City will make you happy and satisfied!

Dear customers and friends, welcome to Yongchang mobile phone monopoly. With good industry reputation and high customer satisfaction, our store has obtained the sales agent qualifications of Nokia, Samsung, OppO, BBK, Gionee, Tianyu, Vito, Konka, Coolby and other brands. Yongchang insists on never selling mobile phones and accessories with poor quality, unreasonable price and imperfect after-sales, and provides high quality and low price products for the public.

In order to give back to customers' long-term patronage, Yongchang Mobile Company, together with major manufacturers, launched a variety of mobile phone promotion activities, such as buying a mobile phone to send a phone bill, paying a phone bill to send a mobile phone, buying a mobile phone to send a large memory card, buying a mobile phone to send an original Bluetooth headset, and buying a mobile phone to send a beautiful gift. There are many activities, many discounts and great surprises waiting for you!

We solemnly promise that the mobile phone products purchased in Yongchang monopoly are not expensive and the service is better. If there is any quality problem within 7 days, return the goods unconditionally according to the manufacturer's test report, and the quality problem occurs within 15 days. All mobile phone products will enjoy free warranty, lifetime maintenance, free download and other services within one year with the test report. Yongchang mobile phone sincerely welcomes your purchase!

Wan Fu welcomes the Spring Festival and the New Year is high! * * * * Communication brings you good news: From now on, our company will jointly launch the jubilant special promotion activities of the four parties with mainstream brands such as Nokia, Samsung, Hyundai, OppO, BBK, Coolby, Lenovo and Tianyu:

The first activity was surrounded by jubilation, and the buyers laughed.

During the activity, the price dropped sharply, and there were special brand machines in 99 yuan-199 yuan, which made you unbelievable! Activity 2: Happiness is a double-edged sword, and consumption gives points.

During the activity, all customers who buy mobile phones will get points with the same value. When it is over 100, they will get 1000, and when it is over 200, they will get 1000, and they can exchange the points for beautiful gifts on the spot, so they can buy more and get more! A good gift to take home!

Activity 3 is full of joy and can't hear the price reduction.

During the event, the prices of all brands of mobile phones were lowered to varying degrees. Nokia N9 original price * * * yuan, current price * * * yuan, Samsung 3055 original price * * * yuan, current price * * * yuan. Nokia 5730 original price * * * yuan current price * * yuan, Nokia 16 16 original price * * * yuan current price * * yuan Nokia X2 original price * * * yuan current price * * yuan, Nokia 5230 original price * * * yuan current price * * *. The fourth anniversary fell from the air and the gifts were made into a pair. Customers who buy mobile phones during the event can win the grand prize on the spot, with a winning probability as high as 52%, making it easy for you to take the grand prize home.

We solemnly promise that all our products are genuine and licensed, and there is no renovation, so we will lose ten if we leave one! More preferential activities, more preferential space, details of activities welcome new and old customers to enter the store for consultation, don't miss the opportunity!

Good news, good news! Warm congratulations: * * Mobile phone franchise stores are fully dressed for opening. In order to thank friends from all walks of life for their support and love, we are now offering generous rewards and special activities at ultra-low prices, which are full of surprises! At the same time, all mobile phone products purchased in our store will be exchanged unconditionally within 30 days, and the mobile phone warranty will be 3 years. Professional technical team and strong technical support will enable you to buy machines without worries.

At the same time, customers visiting from March 26th to 29th can participate in the following preferential activities, and get a good surprise:

Surprise 1: the new store opens and enters the store politely. During the event, the first 100 customers who enter the store every day will get mysterious gifts, and at the same time, they can enjoy the chance of surprise lottery, and the winning customers will get more fashion gifts.

Surprise 2: Strong cooperation, manufacturers make big profits. During the activity, customers who recharge their phone bills from our store will get vouchers with corresponding face value, and they will get cash when purchasing.

Surprise 3: 2G card fee is free for accessing the network, and phone fee is free for accessing the network with the mobile phone. The card fee is free for 2G users to access the network, and the card fee is deposited in 50 yuan as a gift 100 yuan. 3G users bring their computers into the network to send calls to 500 yuan.

Surprise 4: A variety of special mobile phones are grandly launched. Nokia 3030 only sells for 180 yuan, Motorola V3 only sells for 278 yuan, and LG3000 only sells for 3 10 yuan. Many brands of 3G mobile phones start from 0 yuan.

Surprise 5: 0 yuan, the 4th generation mobile phone of iPhone, started, and now it is available, and a gift package worth 580 yuan is presented.

Classical advertising

You never know, Antebi Antai Insurance is better.

Listen to what you have heard. Sincerity lies in prudent insurance.

Financial stability, loyal to the life of American friends.

Life is priceless, Taikang has feelings and Taikang life insurance.

Inject a drop of water at ordinary times, and have Pacific insurance when it is difficult.

Between heaven and earth, safety is your Tianan insurance.

Major. Value ping an insurance

China Ping An, Ping An China Ping An Insurance

Shi Sheng, China, Hayes Taiping Life Insurance

Honesty in the World, Steady Life Pacific Insurance

As soon as remy martin opens up, good things will come naturally.

Release yourself Yanjing beer

My heart is free and unfettered, my heart is moving, and Wuliangye is a "free and unfettered drunk" wine.

Have different ideas and good ideas about Martell wine.

Foam is your unity, there is an instant noodle guest.

Want to know the taste of Qingzui buccal tablets?

More delicious food, more surprises, all in McDonald's McDonald's.

More choices, more laughter McDonald's

Vibrant, bold, energetic Brandt, chicken essence

Eager for unlimited Pepsi

Like a beautiful scenic spot. Plum biscuit

MM chocolate only soluble in mouth but insoluble in hand.

Drips are fragrant, and the meaning is still unfinished. Mike's coffee.

With health, Amway has a future.

Ice and fire love Haagen-Dazs, ice cream hotpot

Camouflage yourself. Justrini Brooks whisky

If you feel comfortable, you will be everywhere.

Lazy wine

Passion like fire, free dance, infinite feelings, Martell with blue ribbon.

Fang Shuijing China Chinese Liquor Factory

In the harvest season of life, rice smells delicious.

If you have enough friendship, you can drink enough wine for several years, Maotai.

Maotai beer, Maotai in beer

Jiangshan is charming, national wine, Maotai Group.

How charming the country is, the hero will not fail, Maotai Group.

Snow beer, enjoy the release of true feelings

The real taste is in it. Jin Jiu, China

Time flies, love what I love. Jin jiannan

Palace wine in Tang Dynasty, Jian Nanchun in its heyday.

Drinking the new fashion, Mengshan pure wine

Passion is everywhere, Tsingtao beer

Healthy wine, Yiyang tonic wine

Harmony between heaven and earth, Gu Jing tribute.

Modern white wine, made at sunrise

Drinking a little every day is healthier. Ningxia chinese wolfberry wine

Genius wine, the wealth wine of China people.

Jingui wine industry, quality is important.

Love and righteousness drink Langquan.

The first one in the East, China Mine Magnetic Wine.

Tuopai Qujiu tastes better.

Baofeng wine is just good wine.

Success has its own way, Anhui Kouzijiao.

Milk wine, milk wine.

Earth-shattering God of Grains

World-famous, passion forever in Wuliangye Group.

The Year of the Sheep is auspicious and Wuliangye is happy.

Wuliangye, the choice of your life.

Classic advertising slogans of the past 20 years

1980: delicious! (Nestle Coffee)

Drips are fragrant, and the meaning is still unfinished. (coffee)

It is the first in China and enjoys a good reputation at home and abroad. (pearl cream)

Serve the people and time the public. (Tieda timetable)

198 1 year: the goal is to "leap"-the world's advanced level! (Jump TV)

Put on the radar and break through the world. (radar table)

1982: Coca-Cola. [Coca Cola]

Eventually there will be a road, and there will be a Toyota. Toyota motor corporation

Quality first, customer first. (Venus TV)

Unique design, the latest products, women's automatic watches. (Oriental Watch)

1983: Yan dance, Yan dance, a song for a love. (Yanwu tape recorder)

Everything is for the user, and everything is responsible for the user. (Hisense TV)

1984: Pepsi, the choice of a new generation. [Pepsi]

Quality first, sharp! (Sharp)

Shanghai Volkswagen will always be with you. Volkswagen company

Electric washing machine, love for mother. (electric washing machine)

1985: See you every day, Dabao. (Dabao)

High-quality Lenovo-Sharp (Sharp Electric Appliances)

1986: Lewanjia, Wan Jiale. Wan Jiale

Philips-a symbol of cutting-edge technology. [Philips]

Shanghai Santana, the new trend of automobile. (Santana)

1987: When the sun rises, our love will never change. (Sun God)

Boeing 757, the most suitable aircraft for China civil aviation passenger transport. Boeing company of America

High-quality and high-quality praise for the new world, internationally renowned watch citizens. (citizen)

1988: Elaborate creation and meticulous service. (Venus TV)

Gather the stars of science and technology to create a precedent for electronics. (Xinghe Audio)

1989: Where is the trip to the Central Plains? Zhengzhou Asia! [Asian Shopping Center]

Twenty this year and eighteen next year. (Belle Beauty Soap)

Eastern Airlines, fly to the world. (Eastern Airlines)

Rong Sheng Rong Sheng, quality assurance. Rong Sheng refrigerator

Classic Advertising Language in Recent Twenty Years (Ⅱ)

1990: only soluble in mouth, but insoluble in hand. (chocolate)

There are thousands of roads in urban and rural areas, and Lulu has space flight. (space car)

Go to work happily and go home safely (public service advertisement)

She works and you rest. (Kaige automatic washing machine)

199 1 year: You can taste the fragrance when you drink Wahaha (Wahaha).

A strong fragrance, a ray of warmth (southern black sesame paste)

Drink Baker beer and listen to yourself (Baker beer).

As soon as remy martin is open, good things will come naturally (remy martin wine)

1992: The advertisement of Xinfei is not as good as that of Xinfei refrigerator. (Xinfei refrigerator)

Master Kong's instant noodles are delicious and visible. (Master Kong)

Peace through the years, the promise of Sanjiu Weitai. (Sanjiu Weitai)

It is certainly bright to have health. Pan Ting shampoo

There are as many moving stories as there are southern motorcycles. (southern motorcycle)

1993: What will happen tomorrow? (Lenovo Group)

The coldest hot news this summer. (Xiling refrigerator)

The voice is the best, and they know each other far away. [Best communication]

The treasure of youth keeps you young forever. (Treasure of Youth)

Take Fukang road and take Fukang car. (Fukang Automobile)

1994: Did you drink today? (steady)

Haier, always sincere. (Haier Electric)

Soft leather, starting with Ponzi. (Ponzi skin care products)

Take China Road and FAW Audi. (FAW)

When you set foot on a light bike, you will succeed. (riding a motorcycle)

Let 100 million people get smart first! (Giant Brain Gold)

1995: tolerance is the general trend. (Royalstar washing machine)

If you want good skin, use Dabao sooner or later. (Dabao)

With Santana, you are not afraid to travel all over the world. (Santana)

We care more about you. (Gree Air Conditioning)

1996: The sun is redder and Changhong is updated. (Changhong TV)

Everything is under control. [Ericsson]

People-oriented technology. Nokia

Infinite jump. Motorola Inc

The Great Wall of Wan Li is in flames, while Wan Li is in danger. (Siemens)

Every year and every day, we are making progress. (Lenovo Computer)

1997: Weiwei Soymilk and Kuaile (Weiwei Group)

It's delicious (Nestle Coffee)

I said I only have eyes for you (Wahaha mineral water)

Let's do it better.

1998: real gold is not afraid of fire. (Kim Jong VCD)

Nongfu Spring is a little sweet. (Nongfu Spring)

Every day is refreshing. (Delicious sanitary napkins)

Men should have their own voices. (Alcatel mobile phone)

27th floor purification (robust pure water)

1999: Rejoice and confidence! (delighted)

Live every day well. (Sohu)

Knowledge changes fate! (public service advertisement)

Technology makes you more relaxed. (business communication)

Clear and cool! (Sprite)

Nongfu Spring is a little sweet (Nongfu Spring)

2000: Pagers, mobile phones, business communication, all of them are indispensable. (business communication)

Who makes me move? (FM365 website)

Classic Advertising Language in Recent Twenty Years (Ⅱ)

Health creates the future (Neptune)

2002: Diamonds will last forever.

White cranes are dancing in the white sand, and my heart is flying (white sand)

Peace in China and Peace (Peace) in China.

Yipin Huangshan, the sky is high and the clouds are light (Huangshan)

True love pays, and hearts meet.

Just do it.

Real name Johnson (Johnson)

I do not see any at all. You can feel it.

Different roads to success have different achievements.

2003: More lubrication and less friction.

My site listens to me (China Mobile Communication)

I just like (McDonald's)

Passat, Achieving Tomorrow (Passat Series)

As long as you want (Lenovo)

Different tastes and different moods (Mengniu Mood Two Yuan Milk)

Men should be hard on themselves (cheongsam)

Love life and choose calmly (Aux air conditioning)

Shake it before drinking (Nongfu Spring Nongfu Orchard Juice)

Cooking wine is a hero, and talented people win the world (talented men's wear)

Information technology industry

Speed superman, amazing, HP designjet5000 HP printer

Unlimited freedom, easy to own Lenovo computers.

In the digital age, the power core "core" Intel and CpU

Real-time color Epson color printer

Small space, as big as alliance, printer

BenQ's "micro-carving" scanning technology, seeking pleasure from every detail BenQ, scanner.

LG Window of the Future LCD TV's Personalities of the Times

How many e-commerce do you want?

Four seas and one family's solution

No matter when and where, we will walk with you in China.

Detailed communication network China Mobile

Customer First, Serve Shanghai Telecom with Heart

Let communication be everywhere in China.

I come from China Netcom.

If you fight, you will have a good time. If you love fighting, you will win China Telecom.

House/building property

Integrate into the first world, control the personal world, and be the home of Beijing Aviation Entrepreneurship.

Between mountains and rivers, between heaven and earth, Beijing Guanyun Mountain Villa

If it is a classic, it will never reproduce the classic home of Madian in Beijing.

Crouching tiger, hidden dragon, enjoying freehand brushwork life is the second happy village in Beijing.

Pragmatism Beijing Wang Du House

Choose your neighbor and live in your heart. Shanghe Village in Beijing has a heart.

Realize your life dream Beijing Mao Jing International Apartment

Calm and noble Beijing deep blue Hua Ting

The scenery of flowing water, the ocean scenery of Beijing

Rich minimalism Beijing Qin Lang Garden

Outside the window, the soul and the Western Hills have jointly broadened Beijing Century City.

Every time I was inadvertently moved sincerely.

The waterside is my home, next to Beijing Lishui Bay.

Perfectionism, Shanghai Life Edition Shanghai Xinfukangli

Carefully create differences Guangzhou Zhujiang real estate

per diem expenses

I don't care about eternity, I only care about time and clock.

Time changes everything, only radar watches ... forever beautiful radar watches.

Elegant attitude, true personality Longines watch

Now there is a newer world waiting for us to see our glasses.

Sofitel DD charm soap with great articles.

Belle Beauty Soap 20th this year 18 next year.

100% pure ivory soap

Flat, not the best way, ups and downs, enrich life. Taiwan Province province breast augmentation advertisement

It's no big deal, just be a woman! Breast enhancement capsule

Knowing the changes in temperature, moving Siemens refrigerators from time to time.

Show the charm of sound

A little color every day touches life. Amway, cosmetics

Spaghetti test. Pizza test. Passion test. Not just a lipstick. It's Lipfinity.

Procter & gamble long-lasting lipstick Lipfinity

Diamonds are eternal, one is eternal, and jewels are eternal.

If you are fed up with cockroaches breeding in your home, if you are fed up with mice settling in your home, DEp Company: pesticides and rodenticides.

Children who learn piano will not break the piano in Shan Ye, Taiwan Province.

Our fishing rod likes fishing gear even after watching the fish.

This product can be used to bond anything except the heartbreak adhesive.

Easy to install, easy to win Columbus Snow Chain Company.

Training If you don't like this course after a class, you can ask for a refund of the tuition, but you must speak French in French.

transport

The preferred and fastest way is UpS Global Express.

The only good news is that we arrived at UpS before us.

Mission accomplished! Federal Express Corporation

Go home, rooster. With BTS, everyone gets up so early! BTS airbus

Did bad traffic ruin your love life? BTS airbus

Go back and forth 13 times a day, and leave Waterloo Eurostar Paris for London as soon as possible.

The speed of the plane, the price of the truck, aviation.

We don't create products here, but we create the soul of products, Martin. Aiman advertising company

automobile

Calm Philip Burkart, aim at Qianli Buick.

Get off to a smooth start and own Buick easily.

Amazing beauty, the accident of heaven and earth Passat B5.

Toyota has never stopped making progress.

Taste, safety and aestheticism Volvo

I am afraid that you will follow me, but I am afraid that you will lose Volvo.

Fast-paced life, delaying aging Volvo V40T4

There's no place you can't go, only places you haven't been, Chevrolet.

Let time test Chevrolet.

As strong as a rock. Chevrolet car

Da Yue Kia Motors is automatic, comfortable and proud.

Let you follow your heart and stop at Fukang.

Start a new life, Fukang

Drive modern cars and realize modern cars in the future.

Creative freshmen, with inspiration as the material, create Dongfeng Citroen with imagination.

The inspiration of Dongfeng Citroen is within reach.

Technology for your use, luxury for your enjoyment Dongfeng Citroen

Five plus two, work plus life-Mazda City, Hainan Province.

Simple and complicated articles FAW-Volkswagen

When Fengshen comes, the world moves Fengshen.

People, Cars, Life and Shen Feng

Come to RV Southeast Africa together.

Think of it as a small Volkswagen beetle.

Analysis of Young People's Dream-Mercedes-Benz

Dress

Li Ning, keep the excitement to yourself.

Anything is possible, Li Ning.

Wearing rose clothes, in order to make friends; Wearing blue is to make a boyfriend. Levi's jeans

Just do it. Nike Nike

Go shopping and be back in 22 seconds, Mary. About Reebok sneakers

If you want to know if I wear a bra, please take off my T-shirt.

Lesson 38, give me a metaphysical question. Ouba company (women's underwear)

The game can begin. Princess Tamtam (Underwear)

diet

Release yourself Yanjing beer

My heart is free and unfettered, my heart is moving, and Wuliangye is a "free and unfettered drunk" wine.

Have different ideas and good ideas about Martell wine.

Foam is your unity, there is an instant noodle guest.

Want to know the taste of Qingzui buccal tablets?

More delicious food, more surprises, all in McDonald's McDonald's.

More choices, more laughter McDonald's

Vibrant, bold, energetic Brandt, chicken essence

Eager for unlimited Pepsi

Like a beautiful scenic spot. Plum biscuit

MM chocolate only soluble in mouth but insoluble in hand.

Drips are fragrant, and the meaning is still unfinished. Mike's coffee.

With health, Amway has a future.

Ice and fire love Haagen-Dazs, ice cream hotpot

medical science

Life Dependence, Health Commitment Wan Ze Pharmaceutical

Tianda Pharmaceutical, your health is a major event.

finance

You never know, Antebi Antai Insurance is better.

Listen to what you have heard. Sincerity lies in prudent insurance.

alcohol

Camouflage yourself. Justrini Brooks whisky

If you feel comfortable, you will be everywhere.

Lazy wine

cigarette

For camels, I am willing to walk a mile.

Marlboro-Men always remember love because of romance! -men only remember romantic love! Marlboro Marlboro

The Statue of Liberty in America. Kent Jian brand cigarettes in America

Thinker's filter, smoker's Yaxing Governor brand cigarette.

Extraordinary, mellow and satisfying 555 cigarettes.

Listen to your own voice on your mobile phone. Ericsson mobile phone

Subversive design, stunning MOTO V70 mobile phone

Inspiration lights up life Siemens mobile phone

Trust intuition, listen to the world, conquer Haier, mobile phone

I can afford it, but I can't let Philips go.

medium

Evening News No Evening News Beijing Evening News

Rational and constructive economic observer

Representing a positive growth force 2 1 Century Business Herald

Opinion supplier new weekly

You don't manage money, and money ignores your weekly financial report.

public welfare

Not guilty at work, it is reasonable to save your life. Condom public service advertisement of disease control bureau of Ministry of Health

I am useful because I care. Don't you have sex? Useful man, AIDS is useless. Condom public service advertisement of Disease Control Bureau of Department of Health

These are Churchill's parents, Hitler's parents and Thatcher's parents. If we have it, our history will be rewritten. Condom factory

Dove advertising words chocolate advertising words

1. dove gives the impression that it melts at the mouth. After chocolate melts, it feels as smooth as silk, fragrant and delicious.

2. Spiritual feelings 2. Pigeons can bring people more than their value as a food.

Close your eyes, pigeons can bring you wonderful feelings, and its delicate texture brings people joy and sweetness.

4. Lovers who are addicted to feelings, Dove chocolate lets lovers hold hands.

5. Pure, smooth and soluble taste.

6. Bring consumers a new taste experience of Dove chocolate.

7. Getting you is the happiness of my life, Dove Chocolate.

8. Dove chocolate is the joy of my life!

9. Dove chocolate is the first choice for people to convey their feelings and enjoy the perfect moment.

10. Discover new Dove, feel more silky, feel more surprises, Dove Chocolate.

1 1. The rich aftertaste in the mouth makes people satisfied and intoxicated, or Dove's deep affection makes people feel the taste of sweet feelings.

12. Milk is fragrant and thick, and you will think Dove chocolate is like silk.

13. Dove is a good chocolate with neat appearance, smooth surface, even section and no bubbles.

14. The mellow and smooth taste has penetrated into our hearts.

15. The heart is free to go, the pleasure is silky, and it is pleasant anytime and anywhere. Enjoy the happiness of Dove chocolate anytime and anywhere.

Classic advertising language for investment promotion

Eye drops advertisement: After dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times to make eye drops spread all over the world.

Advertisement on tombstone: There is an inscription on a tombstone in Scotland: "Hermes sleeps here. Mike Taves. His grieving wife inherited his prosperous business-the vegetable shop, which is open until 8 pm every day and is located on the expressway 1 1. There is an advertisement on the wall of a barber shop: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, but that you have won face. The English country barber shop put up a wooden sign on the bridge, which said, "Gentlemen, I want your heads. Traffic safety: fasten your seat belt and don't cut corners.

Travel: Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon, where the night lasts for 24 hours.

Siemens: Our maintenance personnel all over the world are bored. Adhesive: It can bond everything except a broken heart.

Car: Its only disadvantage is that when you run 100 kilometers per hour, you can still hear every word your mother-in-law nags in the back seat. Advertisement of French perfume: "Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense teaching material is included with the bottle." Chicken feed advertisement: "What if? Perina' Your chicken must be a rooster before laying eggs'; Pet food advertisement: "Please tie up your dog, or it will come to kask Company". Restaurant advertisement: "If you don't come in for dinner, we will all starve to death. "

Swiss tourism company's advertisement: "Go to the Alps quickly, the mountains will be gone after 6000 years."

Dentist's office: "Please feel free to fill your teeth, even when he or she kisses you, you won't notice."

Gas station billboard: "If you are addicted to cigarettes, you can smoke here. But please leave your address so that your ashes can be sent to your family. "

The milk factory advertised in the newspaper: "If you eat a bottle of fresh milk produced by our factory every day for 5,265,438+04 weeks, you will live to be 65,438+000 years old!"

"You will learn to frown skillfully here, so that people will think you are an honest person at first sight," wrote an advertisement for enrollment in a "facial expression institute" in Chicago.

An advertisement for a water heater product: "Don't just look at the high price of this product. If you buy a cheap water heater, you will be in trouble. " Cosmetic advertisement: This product is most attractive to men, so a self-defense teaching material is attached with this product. Spend some advertising money: send some flowers to the person you love most, but don't forget your wife. Barber shop advertising: although unscathed, it is a top effort.

Highway advertisement: 30 kilometers per hour, you can go to the garage; Speed 100 km, you can get home safely; Speed 150 km, you can go to the hospital; 200 kilometers per hour, congratulations, you can see God.

Jiaozi Store: "Everything!" Lime factory: "From scratch!" Pawnshop: "Well deserved!"

Hat company: "Take people by their hats!" Barber shop: "not a penny!" "

Drugstore: "Ask!"

Quit smoking association: "Never make friends with a woman who smokes unless you are willing to kiss the ashtray!" " Typewriter: No discord, no concord! "

Optical shop: "The eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please install glass on your window. " Perfume company: "Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so we will give a self-defense textbook with the bottle." Smoking is forbidden in public places: "Please don't smoke in order to make the carpet have no holes and your lungs have no holes." Road traffic: "If your car can swim, please don't brake and go straight."

New book: "The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!" " "Car showroom:" Always let your driver's license expire before you. "

Traffic safety: "Remember, God is not perfect. He has prepared spare parts for the car, but no one has prepared them. " Cosmetics: "Morning? Spots? Excuse me? Acne? Stay. " Washing machine: "idle wife and good mother!" " "

Sour juice drink: "A little parting is sour, and a happy heart is sweet." Printing company: "Print everything except money."

Flower shop: "Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest. We can even buy some roses for our wife." Beauty salon: Please don't flirt with the woman who just left our hospital. She may be your grandmother.