Humorous phrases of red envelopes

Please enjoy the humorous short sentences (144 selected sentences) of red envelopes, and welcome to share and collect them. Humorous short sentences of red envelopes 1 1. Red envelopes that have been issued for many years can finally be paid back. You are as romantic as starlight. 3. May eighteen loves and eighty companions! 4. I have lived an unknown life with known people. 5. Only when you meet a person like a rainbow will you know it. 6. You are as warm as the sunset glow. 7. Listen to me for the rest of your life! 8. I look at you and I have a panoramic view of the mountains and rivers. 9. Excited heart, trembling hands, who is whose little licking dog! 1. I finally got married, and the money I liked was discounted. 11. My friends are not going to celebrate their birthdays today, because I am finally going to hold a wedding! 12. Jackson Yee, I'm sorry, I won't wait for you. 13. Congratulations to this lesbian for getting a long-term meal ticket for life. 14. In the future, my sweetheart will be a pillow person! 15. From then on, two people in one room, three meals and four seasons. 16. Get achievements: bind the other half of life. 17. Enough being a fairy and wanting to be your wife. 18. Actually, the more important thing today is: we. 19. The peach blossoms don't need to bloom. The person I'm waiting for has already arrived. 2. There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Since then, you have me all year round. 21. It was this man who broke my plan to die alone. 22. As xxx students have performed well, this certificate is issued to encourage them! 23. Hold your hand and grow old with your son. 24. It's a bit new to get married for the first time. 25. Finally, holding your hand, I propose a toast to all the guests. The thought of spending the rest of my life with you makes me look forward to the rest of my life. 27. promise, it is this person who has disrupted my plan to die alone. 28. It is better for one person to understand than for ten thousand people. 29. For the rest of your life, the snow will be you, the poor will be you, the glory will be you, and the eyes will be you. 3. When you come to earth, you should look at the sun and walk along the street with your sweetheart. 31. Once upon a time, the person in front of you was a sweetheart. In the future, my sweetheart is a pillow person. 32. I am a lovely girl, and you are lovely. 33. You are the joy of my limited edition universe. 34. For the rest of your life, it's you who cook, you take the courier and you, you take out the garbage when you wash the dishes, you go through the sewer and you. 35. The mountains and rivers are far and wide, and the fireworks on earth are all about you. 36. The stars shine so that everyone can find their own star one day. I am glad that I found you. 37. Successfully joined the ranks of lemon suppliers 38. Potatoes and potatoes, tomatoes and tomatoes, people I love and you 39. Someone asked me if the porridge was warm. 4. I wanted to get something today, but I married her. 41. Love may be late, but it will not be absent. 42. Little grandma is online. The domestic violence mode is about to start. 43. This circle of friends likes it, and the money is 2% off. 44. Excited heart, trembling hands, who is who's little licking dog. 45. May the years be quiet and good, beginning with first sight and ending with old age. 46. I don't want to be good, as long as you don't dislike it; You don't have to be nice. I just like it. 47. I got married today and told you about it. 48. Take your boyfriend out and take your husband home. 49. Once sold, it is non-refundable. 5. Just love you, love you, love you, for a lifetime. 51. Live a good life and love you slowly: neither too early nor too late, just you. 52. I like to mention national certificates and long-term meal tickets. 53. I was arched away by a pig. 54. Go on with your questions. I handed in my papers. 55. The goods distributed by the state have arrived. 56. In the name of love, spend your life. 57. Forever the Empress of the Imperial Palace. 58. Don't obey the government, don't convert to God, don't have to promise eternal responsibility, eat, drink and be merry. 59. I make my own decisions in my own life, so I married myself. 6. I wanted to get something today, but I married her. I have been planning to marry you in a wedding dress since five years ago. 62. The best thing is that you are the only one for the rest of your life, and the worst thing is that the rest of your life is memories. Thank you for your kindness to me. I will cherish it all my life. 64. You are the loveliest person and deserve the best. I'm so glad that I am. 65. The red envelope that has been issued for N years can finally be refunded. 66. Look, this is the tombstone of our love. 67. From now on, kites have wind, dolphins have sea, and you have me? 68. Let's take our time. Please advise us for the rest of our lives. 69. I hope my little friend will make you unforgettable and concerned. 7. I will give you the love and touch you want all my life. 71. Please keep it. The moon and I love you in the future. 72. I don't need to teach you more for the rest of my life. Just listen to me. 73. You are my joy at first sight, you are my eyes, you are my gentle destination, and you are the reason why my mouth is raised. 74. When I first met you, it was fate's will. Like you, it was the soul's department. Falling in love with you was the beginning of happiness. I only want to be together all my life. 75. Tanabata is an annual event, but love lasts for a long time. 76. I will love you for a long time, from school uniforms to wedding dresses. 77. After drinking your love wine, I would rather be thirsty for a lifetime without a refill! 78. Find a person and watch the spring flowers, sunrise and sunset together. 79. There is no age to get married, only feelings to get married. 8. I would rather not get married than make do with someone. The thought of spending the rest of my life with you makes me look forward to the rest of my life. 82. Live in one place all your life and sleep next to one person all your life. 83. It has always been shallow, but it is deep. You know that even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I will give you a hug. 85. Vow to have a home on the ring finger. 86. My heart doesn't love much. I only love you for 6 seconds in one minute. 87. It took me all my luck to meet you in my lifetime. Humorous short sentences with red envelopes 2 1. Happy New Year without red envelopes is all hooliganism! Isn't there a little big red envelope in this world? The good-looking person has given me a red bag, and the ugly one is still hesitating. 4.? Christmas Eve? Who did I think of? Who thought of me? All the lovers lit a fire around me, but I was full of energy in the cold night. In fact, I was waiting quietly in the wandering? You give me a red envelope. 5. On Christmas Eve, Santa Claus came quietly, brought good luck quietly, climbed up your roof quietly, got into your chimney quietly, and quietly put the gift in your socks. Shh, don't make any noise. Santa Claus asked me to tell you: It's time to give me a red envelope. 6. I missed you in those years, but today, I don't want to miss your red envelope again! 7. Happy Christmas Eve without red envelopes, all hooligans! 8. Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone. Originally, you just want to hear the familiar voice, but what you really want to hear is a string in your heart! 9. Day, blue for you; Flowers, bright for you; Love, moving for you; Heart, jumping for you; Blood, hot for you. You are the most beautiful thing in my life? ! 1. The feeling of kissing you is crisp, the feeling of holding you is soft, the feeling of loving you is sweet, and the feeling of missing you is bitter! ! 11. New Year's Eve is just around the corner. I wish you a happy and prosperous year, a happy and lucky year, a happy and happy year, a peaceful and auspicious year, and a round and happy year! 12. When the Spring Festival comes, firecrackers wake up happiness and good luck, and happiness and good luck will be with you from now on; Red lanterns light up the door and let the god of wealth and the birthday boy enter your house; The Red Spring Festival couplets scared away Nian beast and plague god, and from then on, they were afraid to come to their homes. I wish you a happy Spring Festival. 13. The Spring Festival is coming, the Spring Festival is coming, and the Spring Festival is really lively; Firecrackers are ringing, fireworks are bright, and children's faces are smiling; Celebrate the reunion, send blessings, good luck and good fortune. I wish you a happy new year, and the days are getting better every day! 14. firecrackers sound and laugh, and the Spring Festival is blessed. The lantern is round and round, illuminating the happy year; Friends worship next year in advance, and good luck year after year; The text message of the mobile phone shock indicates that the blessing has been delivered. I wish you a happy Spring Festival and good luck, and a happy and happy family! 15. The sound of firecrackers welcomes happiness, the Spring Festival couplets are happy, the dumplings are healthy, the fruits are safe, the programs hide luck, and the laughter is harmonious. Spring Festival is coming, I wish you a better life. 16. New Year's Eve is coming, information can't be late, friends come to report, and blessings are sent in advance: love is romantic and beautiful, friendship is warm, family ties are always around, work performance is climbing, life is happy and laughter, and the coming year is better. 17. Feel the Spring Festival, feel the New Year, be happy together, be happy together, send you blessings, greet you, be safe and happy, be healthy and warm, have a successful career, have a promising dream, always have luck and be happy every day. 18. Make a phone call to Happiness and laugh in the New Year; Send a fax to happiness, shake the spirit in the new year; Send an e-mail to Happy New Year. Send a message to your friends, all the best in the New Year, and wish you a happy Spring Festival and all the best. 19. Send a sincere greeting, wishing you a happy New Year every word; Send a string of deep blessings and pray for your peace in the new year every minute; Pass on a deep heart, and wish you a happy New Year bit by bit! 2. La Jin Chun Wen, Xin Mao Nianlian, Candle and Chinese New Year; This evening's banquet, we will raise and hand in the lanterns, and the music will be mixed, and the feelings will be stronger, and the child's heart will withstand the cold winter; Wish from afar, sincerity and respect for the monarch, harmony at home, Kang 'an, Fu Lin. I wish you a happy Spring Festival! 21. Brilliant, happy mood does not change. Sincere care, constant blessing sent. Good luck, bring the red envelope quickly. As soon as the Spring Festival arrives, all the blessing messages have arrived. My friends wish you family reunion, happiness, peace and prosperity, a new atmosphere in the New Year and a happy year. 22. Tanabata is not beautiful. What is beautiful is watching the Milky Way with you on Tanabata night. Tanabata is not romantic, what is romantic is the feeling of whispering with you at midnight. Tanabata is not charming, what is charming is the continuous worry you told me. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day! 23. The deep friendship is not in frequent contact, but in the bottom of my heart; Blessing is not the number of words, but the sincerity of feelings. Another year, although my blessing is short, it contains deep thoughts. I wish you a happy new year and all the best! 24. When the Spring Festival comes, leave all your troubles in last year and all your sorrows in yesterday; Happy bells bring good luck, happy firecrackers bring wealth, and bright red Spring Festival couplets stick to luck; I wish you a new atmosphere and a happy New Year. 25. When the Spring Festival comes, people laugh, every household sets off firecrackers, and constant blessings are sent; The financial resources are rolling in good luck; The days are prosperous and happy; Good health and happiness; Children and grandchildren are blessed; When the mobile phone shook, my friend smiled, and good things came again and again during the Spring Festival! 26. When the Spring Festival comes, I send you many blessings: I wish you more happiness, more happiness, more money, more good luck, more happy events and more happiness; I wish you all the best in the Spring Festival: I wish you all the best in your mood, career, love, business, transportation and going out. 27. The sound of firecrackers during the Spring Festival is your joyful mood; Hanging the red lanterns high in the Spring Festival is your longing for the future. Spring Festival couplets are put up with your hands, which is the strongest sound in your heart; The blessing of the Spring Festival comes, which is my strength for your New Year. I wish you a happy Spring Festival and all the best. 28. Spring Festival firecrackers sound, arrive home safely, reunite the whole family, celebrate the Spring Festival firecrackers three times, make everyone happy, and spend your Spring Festival holiday with ease and happiness. 29. The tea in the Spring Festival will precipitate happiness, and the wine in the Spring Festival will drink a toast to happiness. You will take yourself home safely during the Spring Festival. When the Spring Festival comes, I wish you and your family all the best and good luck. 3. mellow wine is fragrant and delicious, and family reunion welcomes the new year. There was a gathering of truth and beauty, and parents smiled. Tracts jiaozi served on the table, round and rolling trillion years. Children's red envelopes are hidden in their pockets, and they have more family fun every year. I wish you good luck in the new year and a happy life! 31. On the first day of the Lunar New Year, let's talk about next year. First, we will drive away our troubles negatively, and then we will call happiness and auspiciousness. We will be accompanied by health and safety. When we walk, we must look back. The God of Wealth must be behind. I wish you a happy new year and a rolling financial resources! 32. Set off cheerful firecrackers to welcome the festive Spring Festival, put on fiery Spring Festival couplets and hang auspicious lanterns. Spring Festival is coming, I wish you a cheerful mood, a happy smile, a fiery life and an auspicious year! 33. The Magpie Bridge has a strong friendship, and the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet happily. The milky way is shining brightly in the air, and the world is lingering. Hand in hand and heart in hand, intimate words can't be finished. Happy life is around us, love is rolling like a river, and it is endless. I just want to be with you forever, hand in hand with life and death. May you be happy on Tanabata! 34. Send a health, send a happiness, surround you, send a passion, send a family, hug you, send a blessing, send a wish, send a greeting, send a warmth, wish you a happy New Year and happy every day. 35. Send blessings to the New Year, feel happy every day, send wishes to the New Year, wish your reunion more warm, send peace to your heart, wish your family a happy face, send blessings to your side, wish you endless happiness in the New Year, and wish you a happy New Year and happiness every day. 36. Reunion time, family fun together, auspicious moment, family time together, warm moment, friends gathering together, happy moment, regular broadcast of the Spring Festival Evening, firecrackers and fireworks, blooming happy New Year, happiness and blessings, may you be happy every moment. 37. I hope it is the wind in your ear, and let you listen to my heart; I really want to be the scene around you, so that every picture I show you can be seen clearly; How I miss the clouds above you, which bring you laughter like waves; I am your eternal love, and I know your mood is like the tide of love in Chinese Valentine's Day! 38. Acquaintance depends on fate, knowing each other depends on sincerity. No matter where you are, a true friend always pays attention and love. I wish you a happy Year of the Sheep, prosperity and prosperity, and all the best! 39. Angered me, I ate the map, which is called swallowing mountains and rivers. 4. I am really cruel and simple, thinking about how to harm people all day long. 41.82 mineral water is delicious, and my stomach still hurts now. 42. The red day of shrimp is its time of great sorrow. 43. Looking at your dirty face, I have an impulse to throw up. 44. People who have traveled all over the brothel are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao. 45. If there is another life, I will choose to be a RMB. At the very least, everyone loves you. 46. You should be abstract when you are long, bold and unrestrained when you are alive, and arrogant and sexy when you are not dressed up. 47. Facing the sun, I keep my eyes closed, not because the sun is dazzling, but because I am blind. 48. When the sun comes out, I climb the hillside. After climbing the hillside, I want to sing. 49. I say I love you to the sky, and it thunders and thunders. 5. Asking what the world is like only makes people die unsatisfied. 51. What will happen if sleeping pills and laxatives are taken together? 52. In summer, clothes wear less and less, so where can I put my meat? 53. Don't think that you look like a golden hoop, so I'm afraid of you. 54. In this day and age, Wukong pursues leopard-print fashion and sexy. 55. The teacher said that there is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine. 56. If I hadn't beaten you, I would have fallen out with you. 57.QQ There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.