Are there any funny slogans that are urgently needed?

1. People want faces, trees want skins, and telephone poles want cement.

2. Although famous flowers are taken, they should be loose.

3. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and sparks splashed all the way.

4. The mouse looked for the cat with a knife all over the street. The brothel is full, but it's lonely.

Grandpa comes from his grandson.

7. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.

8. Lower the national flag and raise me.

9. It's dark. Times are complicated.

10. If people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; I'll give you an injection if people let me again; People still attack me and kill the grass.

1 1. Looking back suddenly. A group of dogs followed them.

12. Don't talk to me about feelings, it will hurt more money.

13. Smoking is an art of life; Finding a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

14. No matter how high the grade is, I am afraid that the knife and clothes will hang again and a brick will fall.

15. Sometimes I am as optimistic as a fart, always thinking that I can shake the earth.

16. The idea is very rich and substantial, and now it is very skinny.

17. No amount of water will make you feel lonely.

18. When pants lose their belts, they know what dependence is.

19. When you hold your hand, you will know that your son is ugly and your face is full of tears. If you don't go, I will.

20. If the relationship is long-term, when will you stay married?

2 1. The evil seeds that have actually passed and left behind are called memories.

22. If you can't stand it, you can stand it again.

23. I learned well when the prison collapsed. I didn't go home until the prison collapsed. Detention is nothing, education is fearless. Sentence is a bird, and you will be a lifetime pension. Shoot it ~

24. If the sky is sentimental, the sky will be old and the woman will die young.

25. Take your hand and drag your son away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go!

26. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but no lover will go home to grow potatoes.

27. I am from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and you are from Zhoukou, Beijing. I took your hairy hand and took a gentle bite. Love makes us walk upright.