Classic quotations of stealing food humor

A Complete Collection of Humorous Classic Quotations in Stealing Vegetables

In study, work or life, everyone must have come into contact with some famous sayings, which are short and pithy, and do not emphasize literary talent. What quotations have you seen? The following is a complete collection of humorous classic quotations from Stealing Vegetables. Welcome to reading. I hope you will like it.

The humorous classic quotations of stealing vegetables 1 1. If others don't steal, unless you don't plant it.

It's a pity that you are not a hero until you reach the Great Wall.

Teacher, that poor monk stole the vegetables in your garden. If you have any complaints, please come to the temple in the middle of the night to discuss with me. Classic quotations network

4, the thief also has a way to tell you that I don't know, I still don't steal.

Today, I stole vegetables online and visited your small vegetable garden. In a flash, the vegetable garden immediately became a wasteland.

However, while China kept our friendship, he was stealing food.

7. I advise you to have an extra dog and steal it just because you are an old friend.

8. I once stole food from a place. I didn't cherish it. I didn't realize it until I lost it. I'm sorry that the most painful thing in the world is this. If God gives me a chance to start over, I will cherish it. If I have to add a quantity in front, I will say: even stealing one will do.

9. Fruits and vegetables have their own hearts. Only beautiful people are allowed to steal them.

10, stealing vegetables can be remembered, but it was already disconsolate when stealing.

1 1. There are many dishes and beautiful girls here. Come and steal them.

I met Jun Chu, stole food and returned with a full load.

13, there are dishes from thousands of miles away, and there are no strangers across the street.

14, I left gently, just as I came gently, I waved my sleeve and only took away a handful of vegetables.

15, if life is just like the first time, come to your house and steal if you have nothing to do.

The humorous classic quotation of stealing vegetables is 2 1. Gently, I stole it, just like I came gently and clicked the mouse gently, never letting go of a fruit.

Get up in the middle of the night, just to steal your food, talk nonsense everywhere and cry bitterly.

Growing vegetables is as gorgeous as summer flowers, stealing vegetables is as beautiful as autumn leaves.

I would rather steal from the whole world than let the whole world steal from me.

Farmers who don't want to steal vegetables are not good farmers.

6. I want to choke the vegetable thief.

7. The success of the vegetable thief = 99% speed+1% patience.

There was a cooked dish in front of me, and I didn't accept it (the computer was too stuck). I didn't regret it until it was stolen. The most painful thing in the world is this.

9. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to the vegetable thief: "Go to hell!" "

10. When we steal vegetables, we play with speed. After all, stealing them is cool. Even if we are addicted to them, we will die.

1 1. I'm a farmer and I'm afraid of who I am.

12. A girl from a rich family likes to grow vegetables. A promising young man in his father's company fell in love with her, but she fell in love with a married man who stole her vegetables.

13. So a story about property, love, friendship and vegetable fields happened.

14. Stealing food is a good thing, but stealing food is a bit too much. Our country is not rich yet, so we should worry about the world first, and then enjoy it.

15. Everyone should steal food early. Whoever steals food late, don't wait. It's sad as a teenager!

16. Steal other people's food and let them grow it themselves.

17. I stole two dishes, one is radish, and the other is radish.

18. I can't find the word "can't steal" in the dictionary.

19. I stole you, but I dare not say it, because I would die if I said it. I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid that no one will steal you like me after I die.

20. Stealing vegetables is like a dangerous battle. I'm here and the dog is there.

2 1. After stealing vegetables, you will win the battle thousands of miles away.

If I steal more than others, it's because I stay in front of the computer 24 hours a day.

23. When you open 28 plots of land, you will understand that land is just a symbol.

Vegetables are like water in a sponge. You can always get them if you are willing to steal them.

We need to take care of dogs just as we need sunshine, air and water.

26. Oh, not bad. I stole a lot.

27. I am not rich. I just spend all other people's coffee drinking time growing vegetables and stealing vegetables.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that you are stealing my food and I don't know it.

29. We love our good friends, which is the source of our stealing food.

30. If three people steal, there must be a teacher, choose the good one and follow it, choose the bad one and change it.

3 1. Whoever gives me a pitaya will be rewarded with white radish.

32. People who really steal vegetables dare to face the bleak life and face the dripping blood. What kind of mourners and happy people are these? However, nature is often designed for mediocrity, taking care of the dog's money, leaving only a red color and a lot of money. ...

Collecting vegetables is a short-lived dream. When you woke up, it was gone.

34. Planting and stealing are never too old.

35. I only want one vegetable, just one.

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