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I'm a pedicure. I want to do it at one o'clock. What about all thumbs?

I am a pedicure. I want to do it at one o'clock. What about all thumbs? What should I do if my pedicure is all thumbs? Do more and talk less. With real kung fu, do you still have to rely on your mouth?

Also, considerate service, smile is the best expression.

At present, I am doing pedicure, and I am thirty! What do you want to learn? I think it is better to try to do something by yourself than to learn something. Why don't you try to open your own small pedicure shop?

I am a pedicure and want to change careers. What shall we do? Open a small shop by ourselves or with friends, specializing in pedicure. Or open a beauty shop. If possible, please ask several other beauticians to take charge of pedicure.

Amateurs can also contribute with their own pedicure knowledge. Helping others is also for your own good!

In fact, you can also consider working in the health room or being a coach!

I believe it's not a big problem for you!

I am a waiter in a pedicure shop. How to write the resignation report? You should write how good you are to your company first, but you have some problems that you must solve, so I appreciate your work in the company these days.

I am a pedicure boss. Let me write five words about my goals and dreams. You can use "ideal" to resign! Write a resignation letter for your ideal. Your boss and employees will support you to realize your dream.

I am a veteran. What should I do if I want to be a fitness instructor? Take out the hospital certificate to prove your identity. You can hire a small gym for training. After the large-scale examination of the coach qualification certificate, it is necessary to start from the teaching assistant.

I am a teacher, and I want my student's iPhone8. What should I do? If this turned out to be a teacher, of course, students should learn not to be vain or compare with others, so some teachers should be simple, which is not good.

I am a pedicure technician. I retire every day because I am old and my self-esteem is hurt. I don't know what to do now. How old are you? Do you still have strength? If you can, quit your job and find a formal place to do it.

I am a football player. How to write your own composition can correct me.

The winter comprehensive sports meeting in our school was held in the breeze, and the atmosphere of unity and hard work was everywhere, leaving a lasting aftertaste for teachers and students.

The sports meeting opened on February 17 1 on time. The students first walked into the playground with neat pace and cool style, showing the healthy and upward style of Yucheng students in the new era. After Secretary Jiang Zhirong's speech,

Followed by the performance of the school aerobics team and dance team, the students dressed in bright red aerobics costumes, together wrote a beautiful and powerful rhythm, performed their own aerobics, vigorous movements, exquisite modeling, wonderful.

The performance drew applause from the students from time to time, and the whole playground was filled with a cheerful and healthy atmosphere from beginning to end.

Based on the concept of competition and friendship first, students actively participate in various competitions of the sports meeting.

In sports, players compete with each other and struggle hard. With a bang, the starting gun rang and the athletes rushed forward like arrows. In the fierce track and field arena, all the participating students struggled hard and showed their style and level. At this time,

Shouts of "Come on, Come on" immediately sounded outside the runway, and the loud voice echoed over the playground, inspiring the athletes to strive forward, and the atmosphere of the stadium was full of joy.

Some students stood up and caught up after falling on the track. Although they have fallen behind, their spirit is still an example for us to learn. In such activities, students can hone their iron will and keep fit.

At the sports meeting, the teacher's figure has also become a beautiful scenery at the sports meeting. Teachers who stand on the three-foot platform on weekdays are not inferior on the basketball court. The lasting aftertaste left by the 40-minute basketball match between teachers and students pushed the whole winter comprehensive sports meeting to * * *.

Although the time of school sports meeting is short, it has created a valuable platform for equality, cooperation and communication between teachers and students, which has brought the relationship between teachers and students closer, and its spiritual motivation for teachers and students is undoubtedly long-term.

On June 27th, 2008, our school held a winter sports meeting-relay race.

At about nine o'clock in the morning, students from grade three to grade eight of the school quickly came to the playground. After the queue ended, Director Feng of the school presided over the opening ceremony of the sports meeting. The first item is "Raise the national flag, play the national anthem and salute!" .

With the bright five-star red flag rising in Ran Ran, Ran Ran, I seem to have returned to the scene a year ago and two years ago: our class was successful again and again, and the students were smiling again and again. Maybe this is a dream!

Suddenly, the national anthem stopped and I came to my senses. Finally, Director Feng announced: "The 2008 Winter Games officially started!" "Oh-!" The crowd suddenly boiled, and the students cheered and almost screamed.

Everyone shouted dumb and their hands were numb, far from expressing their joy and excitement.

When our teacher Li called the roll one by one, the athletes in our class flew to the runway like arrows.

I am not the protagonist of this competition, but I can't help but form a cheerleading team with many students in my class, such as Wu Qilian and JASON ZHANG, to cheer for the athletes! Contribute to the collective

Color! With the referee's command, the athletes began to run, and a fierce and tense game began. What is the first stick? Is she too nervous or is her opponent too powerful? She ran third for the first time.

We can't help worrying about her. Then, the "Scud" students in our class, Gu Yuxiang, Deng Chengbin and Tan Xin, appeared one after another, and the cheerleaders shouted at the top of their lungs: "May 151, always the first!" Shouts resounded throughout the blessed land.

The mobile stadium seems to inject infinite strength into our athletes. In our waves of cheers, they caught up and tried their best, but they fought calmly and didn't lose their sticks or make mistakes, from the second place.

The stick passed to the third stick, then to the fourth stick, and from the third stick to the second stick, the gap narrowed step by step. About half an hour later, the last classmate, Luo Ceheng, took the stage. Seeing his energy and self-confidence seems to have left a dark impression on the students.

It says, "Students, watch me!" After receiving the baton, we flew out like arrows, as if our eyes could not keep up with his footsteps. After several times, we surpassed the first place, rushed to the finish line quickly and held the baton high. I was with him.

The students all rushed over and crowded together, cheering and celebrating there, and some students left excited tears.

At this time, our teacher Li came over with a big smile and said, "Students, sports competition is not only a competitive activity, but also a collective activity of unity, hard work and calm response. You have worked hard! " The competition is over, and our class won the first place, but teacher Li's words still remain in our hearts.

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This afternoon, the school held a lively winter sports meeting and all the students were very excited.

The first competition is to do broadcast gymnastics. I was too scared to go out when I was waiting in line. I'm afraid I did something wrong and was criticized by the teacher. My heart is as anxious as fifteen buckets of water.

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Two events are short rope jumping,

The students danced as hard as they could. Some students gritted their teeth and their faces rose like red apples. The short rope in their hands moves quickly and draws an arc. Some are dancing leisurely and slowly, and my heart is for him.

The children squeezed a sweat; Not to be outdone, I also accelerated the pace of skipping rope, caught up with it and got a good score of 10 1 point. At that time, there was really a trace of unspeakable happiness in my heart!

The last project is skipping rope. Our class is in a mess because of one person's slow speed, and we have not achieved ideal results, but we will not be discouraged and believe that "failure is the mother of success".

This sports meeting is really interesting.

This week, the school held a winter sports meeting. Different from the past, the theme of this sports meeting is "sports for all", so that students who don't like sports can exercise, experience the fun of sports together and enhance our physique. There are many sports, such as standing long jump, solid ball and shooting.

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A project is the standing long jump of a class. The students who jumped in front of our class didn't get satisfactory results, only jumped to three lines. It's Yao Jingfeng's turn. I saw him conniving and jumping like a clever little monkey.

After crossing the five-point line, all the students cheered for him and he advanced to the final. Finally, it was my turn. I stood happily on the jump shot, took a deep breath, stumbled and struggled, and jumped to the three-point line. Who knows?

My center of gravity is unstable. I put my hand back on the one-point line and only got one point. I didn't give up and continued to jump for the second time, skipping the two-point line. For the last time, I got up my courage and tried my best to move forward like a frog.

The previous jump, I jumped over a quarter line, and just when I was about to be happy, my body lost its balance again. I put my hand on the three-point line and only got three points. I'm sorry that I didn't win glory for my class.

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That was a solid shot, and Yao Jingfeng came again. He smiled and threw a five-point line with a solid ball that was not heavier than iron, winning glory for our class and getting the qualification to participate in the semi-finals. Before I throw the solid ball,

I think the solid ball is very light, so Yao Jingfeng threw five points. I can already throw five points, but I only threw two points when I threw it, and I felt that the solid ball was heavy. I threw two points for the second time, and I pinned all my hopes on the first place.

Three times, I tried my best to shoot and finally made a three-pointer.

The winter sports meeting in our school is in full swing. The third and fourth grades are arranged on Thursday afternoon. The events are: skipping rope, running, high jump ... The jumping competition attracts me the most.

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In the 10 meter dash, Liu is the first in our class. At first, he was left far behind by other students. When the students saw it, they were anxious and shouted in unison: "Come on, Liu!" Liu, Jia

Oil! ..... "He seems to have taken out the strength to suck milk and ran breathless, alas! I can't help it, but this is the last one The funny thing is that when it was Zhang Fengyuan's turn to play, he seemed to have disappeared, and we were anxious like a group of people.

The ants on the pot are running around. Fortunately, Mr. Deng reminded everyone that we soon found him in the basement. No sooner had he arrived at the stadium than the whistle sounded and he began to be late, even though we felt that he was as fast as a rabbit.

Come on, you can only come second in the end. Interesting things followed. Liu Jiajia was slow to respond to the referee's instructions, so the whistle sounded. She still stood where she was and looked around. When she came to her senses, other students had already run out, and she was excited.

After catching up, I won the second place. When I entered flexion and extension, I could only shake my head and sigh. He was always ahead, but when he was only one step away from the finish line, he suddenly stopped. He looked carefree and confident of winning. The referee keeps mentioning it.

Wake him up, he turned a deaf ear before he reached the finish line, and came last! Liu, who ran 1500 meters, only won the sixth place. He was so sad that he cried.

This sports meeting, although our class performance is not very ideal, but we played a style, friendship first, competition second!

The annual winter sports meeting is held today. Early in the morning, the students rushed to school to prepare.

After a while, the headmaster announced: "The 2004 Winter Games officially started!" " "The whole school is boiling.

The first event is the sixth-grade men's1500m competition. The athletes stood in their respective positions, waiting for the referee's order. There was a deafening refueling sound outside the stadium, as if the earth were shaking. There was a bang, and the athletes rushed forward like arrows.

"Come on, Class 62! Come on, class 62! " The students shouted with all their might. After a seesaw battle, Zhang Qiang of Class 63 and Li Minghe of Class 62 gradually took the lead. They are neck and neck, leaving the other players far behind.

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Looking at the end point getting closer and closer, suddenly, Zhang Qiang of Class Six and Class Three fell down. The deafening refueling came to an abrupt end, and everyone shook their heads and sighed: "There is no hope! Unfortunately, what a pity! " At this moment, an amazing scene appeared: Yao Yao.

Li Ming, the leader, turned back from the front and helped the fallen Zhang Qiang. They supported each other and advanced in a strange posture. At this time, the athletes behind catch up and reach the finish line one after another.

The two people left behind didn't give up at all. They moved slowly, getting closer and closer to the finish line. At this time, thunderous applause rang out outside the stadium for a long time.

Li Ming didn't get the first place, but in the eyes of his classmates, he is the real first place!

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We were deeply impressed by the heroism of the athletes in the sports meeting. For the honor of the country, they did their best in the sports field, even if they gave everything. This spirit deeply touched us, and I was full of energy.

The students are full and want to feel the Olympic spirit on the sports ground. In Hengjie School, this sport is a good opportunity for students to show their self-style, and at the same time, they can fully feel the unity of students in the school sports meeting.

The spirit of mutual assistance.

On this day, the campus was covered with colorful flags and the wide playground was full of flowers. Above the chairman, the campus is covered with colorful flags, and the wide sports ground is full of flowers. Above the chairman hangs the "First Sports Meeting of Hengjie School", and below the rostrum is the emblem of the school sports meeting. Campus, playground, a festive scene.

The opening ceremony was presided over by principal Lin. In the loud sound of March of the Volunteers, the opening ceremony began. Flag-bearers in school uniforms, holding the national flag and emblem, walk in the front, followed by flower teams. All grades have displayed refreshing slogans and admission methods. Flowers are flying and colorful flags are flying ... showing the thriving scene of Hengjie School.

After the solemn flag-raising ceremony, the chairman made an opening speech and wished the Games a complete success.

After the representatives of athletes and referees took the oath, the host announced the opening of the sports meeting.

At nine o'clock in the morning, the sports competitions of more than a dozen track and field events began. On the runway, in front of the bunker and on the throwing field, the athletes are competing and struggling, surpassing themselves while defeating their opponents and winning glory for the class. Cheerleaders' shouts, the announcement that students have won gold and silver are played on the loudspeaker, and they are intertwined with waves of cheers, forming exciting and exciting music!

At the closing ceremony, President Lin excitedly announced: "With the efforts of all teachers and students, the school sports meeting has been a complete success." At this time, thunderous applause rang out from the audience. In this way, the school sports meeting for two consecutive days ended.

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It is a grand meeting of unity and hard work, which shows the achievements of quality education in our school and the elegant demeanor of youth, so that students can learn to compete, cooperate and communicate while enjoying hard work and happiness.

At the sports meeting, we can get a lot of things, the most important thing is not ranking and honor. Some may be more valuable than these, such as friendship, help and sincerity between people.

In this crisp autumn in October, we ushered in the autumn sunshine, accompanied by the harvest season, ushered in a cheerful and wonderful school sports meeting.

Early in the morning, all the teachers and students came to the playground. Some of them decorate venues, some decorate clothes and some put sports equipment. They were very busy, and the originally silent stadium suddenly became lively.

With the announcement of the official start of the sports meeting, all classes entered the stadium in turn. At this time, the March suddenly sounded, and one class after another lined up neatly to the rostrum. They are all dressed brightly, smiling and strutting, showing the unique vigor and vitality of young people.

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The general assembly announced the official start of the sports competition, and the whole stadium suddenly boiled. Cheers came and went, and there was an endless stream. Look at the athletes on the runway, flying away from the starting point like rabbits and rushing to the finish line like sharp arrows.

The audience was very excited. No matter whether the players win the first place or not, they will be praised and encouraged by the audience, because in the hearts of the audience, these athletes have played an indomitable and tenacious spirit of sports.

They are heroes in sports and "Liu Xiang" in technical schools. Women's 800m and men's1500m are special events to test athletes' physical strength and perseverance. Although not as exciting as sprinting, it is absolutely wonderful.

Compared with sprint, it is more touching. In the competition, athletes have to face not only physical tests, but also psychological tests. The athletes who participated in this project truly embodied the spirit of hard work and never giving up. it

It gives us much richer feelings than achievements.

Look at the athletes on the field again. They are all gearing up and showing no weakness. In order to get better results, the athletes of high jump and long jump do their best, even if they lose.

Never give up after losing. Facing the goal, they took firm steps and jumped again and again. This spirit of constantly surpassing oneself is a huge personal wealth and a solid cornerstone for them to go higher and further in the future. Take part in the shot put competition.

Players compete with each other, and the result is farther and farther. The shot put in their hands seems to have turned into a wishing ball full of hope, constantly chasing their dreams.

The sports meeting shows students' youthful demeanor and tests their physical quality.

The concrete practice of psychology. It exercises physical strength, activates life, enhances personality and youthful vitality, and gains a smiling face and mental outlook. All the players have made achievements in this sports meeting, showing their style and hairstyle.

I carried forward the spirit of friendship first and competition second, found more glory and dreams in the competition, and created more beauty and glory in the competition.

Today, the sun shines like fire on the earth, and it is also the annual parent-child sports meeting in our school. Everyone is very happy because they can win glory for their respective groups with their parents.

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After visiting the sports center of the sports meeting we are going to, the students entered the venue in an orderly manner under the guidance of the teacher. All the students in our class are full of energy and high morale. There is only one wish in their hearts: I hope that the sports meeting will win the championship in the whole grade.

First place. The opening ceremony of the sports meeting began. The headmaster spoke on the radio and said, "Hello, classmates, teachers and parents. This year's annual parent-child sports meeting begins now! " All the students in the school are dressed in neat uniforms and lined up.

We took a neat team and took to the parade on the playground, shouting the slogan of our class. The slogan of our class is particularly heroic: "1234, 1234! Four, five, four, five, can be eloquent, and the first and the first are all mine.

Genus! "After the square team ceremony, the tense sports meeting began!

Nowadays, there are many sports, such as long rope jumping by parents, jumping obstacles by parents and children in relay races, and long-distance running from 60 meters to 800 meters.

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The wonderful event is the obstacle relay race between parents and children. As soon as Mr. Tang's gun rang, the game began. I saw Wei Liangyu, a classmate in our class, holding the baton, crossing the obstacle and passing it on to the next parent, the pull of our class.

The team also cheered, and the students shouted one by one. The game is going on nervously. Suddenly, a parent lost his center of gravity because he ran too fast and fell to the ground. No, what can I do? The game can continue.

Really? The students on the side were shocked, only to see that the parent was not discouraged and was still fighting the pain. Come on! Come on! The students shouted louder, and the game was over! The students and parents in our class have tried their best.

Got a good result of second place.

Sweat and smiles flow on their faces, and honor passes in everyone's heart. Although everyone is very tired in this sports meeting, everyone is very happy.

165438+1October 2nd, the 60th sports meeting of Zhicai Primary School in our school was grandly opened. Athletes are fully prepared to show their talents on the playground and compete with each other. Of course, the athletes in Class 6 (2) are no exception, and everyone is gearing up.

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At the beginning of the sports meeting, Shen Jiawei, who participated in the men's 400-meter race, gave the gold medal firmly. Then, Dai Yaxiang brought the women's softball champion. The championship she won was not easy, because there was a competition with her.

One is a classmate who goes to the city competition. That person usually takes part in softball training in the track and field team. Fortunately, Dai Yaxiang threw a good result of 30 meters and won the championship of this project.

A morning later.

In the competition, the students sang "Empty City" in their bellies. So, under the leadership of the teacher, we lined up and walked to the canteen. Just then, the teacher saw Shen Jiawei jump very high. He was the only one there.

We immediately turned to the high jump field. No one can go to dinner, because it is the pride of our class! The referee teacher lifted the high jump shelf for him again and gave the instructions to take off. Shen Jiawei jumped off his head.

The son took one look and ran away unhurriedly. We all looked at him. As his footsteps moved our sight, he ran to the shelf, suddenly raised his left foot, and his right foot quickly jumped off the high jump shelf.

The top turned over. Ah, it worked! Shen Jiawei successfully jumped the height of 1.49 meters. We immediately applauded him.

In the afternoon, the athletes in our class struggled hard again and achieved good results one after another.

The next day's competition was more intense. The athletes in our class lived up to expectations and achieved a series of good results through hard work.

At the closing ceremony, the referee teacher announced that "Class 6 (2) won the total score of the sixth grade group". Hearing the good news, all the students in our class jumped up, clapped their hands and sang, which was really happy. We are all proud of the good results achieved in this sports meeting!

Autumn in October, sweet-scented osmanthus fragrance. In this crisp autumn in October, we are facing the autumn sunshine and ushered in a cheerful and wonderful school sports meeting in the harvest season.

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In order to announce the official start of the sports meeting, all classes entered in turn. Each class marched in procession, waving props in their hands They smile and strut, showing the unique vigor and vitality of teenagers.

Their performances painted colorful colors for the whole sports meeting, such as flowers in spring, sunshine in summer and cool autumn wind. They reveal the breath of youth, the value of youth and the breath of youth in everyone's face.

The vitality of spring seems to call for a bright future in the new era.

When the game officially started, the whole stadium suddenly boiled. Athletes strive hard in the competition, surpassing themselves while defeating their opponents.

I, win glory for our class. Look at the athletes in the track and field. Bang, they flew away from the starting point like rabbits and rushed to the finish line like sharp arrows. Not to be outdone, their figures kept spinning, attracting people present.

The audience was very excited. In fact, no matter whether the athletes win the first place or not, they will be praised and encouraged by the audience, because in the hearts of the audience, these athletes have played an indomitable and tenacious sportsmanship. Watch the high jump.

In fact, the athletes stared at the highland in front of them. As the elevation moves up step by step, the expressions on their faces become more dignified, as if thinking about how to jump over the height in front of them and at the same time challenging themselves. Look at that again.

The athletes on the heart court are also gearing up, showing no weakness, and the score is getting farther and farther. The solid ball in your hand seems to have become a wishing ball full of hope, constantly chasing your dreams.

The enthusiasm of teachers and students is not diminished, and the most tense moment is always gathered in the relay race. As soon as the flag in the referee's hand fell, the athletes rushed to run. Suddenly, cheers were everywhere. Gradually, the gap widened. Everyone burst into cheers of victory when we crossed the finish line. At this moment, the famous saying "Unity is strength" is deeply engraved in my heart.

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With the last shot of the competition, with the concerted efforts of all the teachers and students in Qi Xin, the sports meeting came to a successful conclusion. It exercises physical strength, activates life, promotes personality and youthful vitality, and gains smiling faces and spiritual outlook.

Appearance. All the athletes made achievements in the sports meeting, showing their level, friendship and grace. They carry forward the spirit of friendship first and competition second, and see the spirit of going forward and striving for progress from the athletes.

God, looking for more glory and dreams in the competition, has created more beauty and brilliance.