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Interesting environmental protection measures

Question 1: Interesting environmental advertising slogan. White mother: Xiao Bai, remember to wash your feet before going to bed. Bai Xiaobai: Mom, why do we have to wash our feet every day? White mother: The feet smell bad, which pollutes the environment. Aren't you always very environmentally friendly ~ Bai Xiaobai: Wrong! I don't wash my feet for environmental protection! Because you don't wash your feet, you can save a lot of hydropower resources and help create a conservation-oriented society. If people all over the country don't wash their feet, they can save 13 million tons of tap water and 325 million kwh of electricity every day. Figuratively speaking, the clean water saved in 323 days (about 8.28 years) can fill a Three Gorges, and the electricity saved in 26 days is equivalent to the annual power generation of the Three Gorges Power Station. If indirect factors such as sewage treatment, greening and environmental protection are considered again, the saving effect is self-evident. Because you don't wash your feet, the odor generated by your feet can also produce the following effects: it can be used as a green insecticide, which has miraculous effects on preventing and controlling the four pests in the family, preventing insects in the forest and preventing locusts in the grassland. If the country establishes a personal odor information base similar to fingerprints and cooperates with GPS satellite positioning system, it will play an incomparable important role in emergency rescue and disaster relief, searching for missing persons and searching for criminal suspects. It will make opponents in the battlefield and sports field have a hallucinatory effect. In sports, China's disappointing projects led by football are expected to rush into the World Cup finals as soon as possible. It will have a far-reaching impact on China's atmospheric circulation, and some disastrous weather such as tornadoes and typhoons that have harmed China for a long time will be greatly reduced. White mother: Yes. . . . . . # $% ... Faint. . .

question 2: ask for more fun environmental protection slogans. 1. please take care of green, which is the source of life.

2. it's a pity to tread through the green carpet, but it's okay to take more steps.

3. Care for every piece of green with love.

4. Go around for three or five steps and leave the grass green.

5. the grass is green, please be merciful.

6. The grass gives me a piece of green, and I give it a love.

7. I love flowers, I love grass and I love green saplings.

8. You pity the grass.

9. Be affectionate in your heart and merciful at your feet.

1. The sky is blue, the grass is green and the heart is pure.

11. Less footprints, more greenery.

12. Please keep our waist straight forever!

13. I'm shy, please don't touch me!

14. Flowers and plants are my friends, please take more care of them!

15. Please make our campus always green.

16. The grass is green and the flowers are fragrant. A beautiful environment makes people healthy!

17. Flowers need green leaves, and schools need classmates' care!

18. With your sincere care, the school will be more beautiful!

19. The grass smiles at you. Please make way.

2. A flower and a grass are all life, and a branch and a leaf are always related to love.

21. Green brightens our eyes so that we can see the green life under our feet.

22. Be kind to the flowers on your hands, and watch the grass under your feet.

23. Save the earth and work together.

24. protect the environment, starting with me.

25. pursue green fashion and embrace green life.

26. It's better to act than to act, and it's better to do it than to complain.

27. Drink clean water and breathe fresh air, which requires you to take care of the environment all the time!

28. Show mercy to flowers, and show mercy to grass under your feet.

29. You cherish my life, and I will give you a shade.

3. One more thank you, one more friend, one more apology and one more tolerance.

31. You wave your sleeve without taking away a cloud. I made a move without leaving any scraps of paper.

32. When you don't want me, please take me home.

33. Pay attention, everyone sees your every move here. (corridor)

34. I left quietly, just as I came gently. (Library)

35. The grass is green, and the feet are merciful.

36. The grass is sleeping, please don't disturb it.

37. Weave love and protect the environment.

38. School is my home and everyone loves it.

39. The flowers are fragrant and birds are singing. The sound of the book is deep and affectionate.

4. Everyone participates in environmental protection and strives to be a green angel.

41. Take a walk and have a look. The flowers are colorful and beautiful.

42. Flowers and trees are full of intelligence, and students love their hearts.

43. You walk around and I'll smile.

44. Ask how green the altar is, because everyone will take care of it!

45. Create a green campus, starting with you and me.

46. Beautify life and purify the soul.

47. Build a green campus and enhance environmental awareness.

48. Create green fashion and embrace green life.

49. Green campus, green life.

5. Green is our home.

51. When it loses its protection, we lose our health.

52. Give me a piece of green and give you a piece of shade.

53. Lift your little feet gently, and I will smile at your feet.

54. Without trees, the world would be gloomy.

55. Love is boundless and green is boundless.

56. More green, more healthy.

57. Only when trees are green can the earth have a pulse.

58. If the environment is good, life is good.

59. Flowers and grass spread fragrance. Please take a detour.

6. One less footprint, one more fragrance.

61. Flowers and trees are treasures, and I can't do without them.

if everyone loves it, the world will be more beautiful.

62. Only when human beings treat nature well can nature repay human beings infinitely.

63. The green grass has life, so please be merciful.

64. Protect the environment, talk less and do more, and make the campus a green temple.

65. Please take a walk around and the grass will smile at you.

66. Nothing can be left except footprints; Don't take anything away except memories.

67. I advise you to walk more, and don't use the lawn as a road.

68. As long as you give some love, it will bring you lush green shade.

69. Don't regret when the green disappears.

7. Protect the school environment and create a holy place for students!

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question 3: what major measures have China and foreign countries taken to protect the environment? Environmental protection in China will never fundamentally solve practical problems in 3 years! ! ! The first responsibility mainly lies in people's fundamental thoughts and starting points! ! ! Secondly, the relevant laws are not strict and sound! ! ! The third is that affection is greater than law, because in China, no matter how big or small it is, "must" say three words of "combination", which are: reasonable! Reasonable! Legal! ! ! Therefore, there is no "human feelings" in China, and it is difficult to move! The law is a decoration, which only plays a relatively binding role and will never play its real role! ! ! Any actions in China, including environmental protection, are the following indicators and tasks, forcing relevant departments and units at all levels to "meet the standards"! ! Instead of being bound by law and instilled with ideas from childhood, let people consciously develop a good awareness of environmental protection and have a correct attitude towards environmental protection from the depths of everyone's mind! ! Everything is * * *, dealing with superiors and fooling subordinates, so the word "deceiving superiors and deceiving subordinates" is very appropriate in China! ! ! In fact, what people do is better than the generalization and meaning of this word! ! !

For example, after World War II in Germany, as long as more than 2 million people were called talents, they were all shipped to the United States; Everything called machines was transported to the former Soviet Union. The whole of Germany is in ruins, without any * * * management, without any economic and living sources and power supply, but in extreme poverty and cold, no one goes to the mountains to cut down trees for heating! ! Until today, the excellent air in Germany depends on the forests that were not cut down that year! ! ! Think about it, what would happen if this kind of thing were in China?

Also in Germany, a tree in a family's yard was crumbling due to moth, and the owner took a saw to trim it. When his neighbor saw it at the window, he immediately reported it to the local authorities, and the authorities arrived within five minutes to stop the owner's behavior. Then, plant researchers are invited to carry out exploration to determine the situation of the tree and the need to cut it down. The relevant departments issue a cutting document to the tree owner, and after the tree owner pays the related expenses of cutting, transportation, sanitation, treatment, etc., the relevant departments cut it down and carry it away, which is considered to be completed according to the regulations; If it is necessary to cut down without reporting, the tree owner will pay a huge fine and administrative or even criminal punishment for breaking the law in addition to paying a lot of relevant fees! ! ! Let's think about it again. What if it were in China?

The branches of a tree planted by an American family reached into the air of a neighbor, and the fallen leaves fell into the neighbor's yard, and they were sued by the neighbor, who paid for the sanitation fee, cleaning fee and prosecution fee. The tree owner cut off the branches that extended into the neighbor's house, and got a high fine for destroying the greening and a serious warning from many relevant departments! ! ! Small things! ! What if in China? ! ! !

In the city where I live, there is a large bridge factory near my community. When pouring a large bridge, it can't be seen in the light, that is to say, it can't be produced during the day. Pouring machines and giant hoisting equipment all work at night. After two years of senior high school entrance examination, college entrance examination and summer vacation, more than 2, residents around them sleep with noise exceeding 2 decibels, and the noise of large helicopters is only 117 decibels! ! ! Two years! ! ! Many people report to the departments at all levels and relevant departments every day, regardless of anything! ! ! This is China! ! ! This is still the provincial capital city! ! !

In a restaurant I often go to, less than four meters to the right of the door, there is a big buttonwood tree with a diameter of 8 cm, which is a planning and greening tree originally planted in the city. The owner of the contracted hotel thought the tree was too close to his door, so he found a chainsaw and peeled it on the ground! ! ! Did I ask him about the department concerned? He said: Does he care? ! Who is he? ! Chinese, take a look! ! Bibi! ! !

Wal-Mart is the largest supermarket in the world, and there are a lot of correspondence documents every day. All fax documents are reverse! ! ! China is a world-famous country that meets the needs of mountains and seas. Which party and government department uses paper so much?

Rare earth minerals are the proudest minerals in China, accounting for one third of the world's reserves; In recent years, the sales share of the world market has reached 95%, and the situation is "gratifying"! ! ! Because of the low price of rare earths in China, many rare earth mines, including the United States, are "closed"! Countries all over the world are buying rare earths from China at a low price. Only Japan has stored their national consumption for more than 4 years, and now it is asking China to increase the export of rare earths in conjunction with 15 other countries. Rare earth is an indispensable element in many fields, such as science and technology, military, civil and so on. Other countries import all kinds of cheap mineral deposits from China, and export higher-priced products to China after processing and refining! ! How interesting! ! !

Water pollution everywhere in China ... > >

question 4: the interesting slogan of protecting the environment loves environmental protection, which is more important than loving Altman.

Be merciful, and leave a bruise under your feet; Green+love = happiness and happiness

Question 5: Interesting things happened in the process of protecting the environment. Write a story, and there will be many "stories" in everyone's life. Some are happy, some are sad, some are happy and some are interesting. At this moment, I remembered a very interesting thing.

I especially like to do some interesting experiments at home on weekends. I remember once, I performed a little magic trick for my father and mother. The name of the magic trick was Flame in the Air. First, I rolled the newspaper into a trumpet-like paper tube. Glue the sharp corner of the paper together, and don't let it fall apart. Then, put the sharp end of the paper tube in water and get wet. If it doesn't get wet, the fire will keep burning. Then, put on cotton gloves, and I began to do magic.

first, I lit the open end of the paper tube with a match or lighter, and then tilted it downward. At this time, there will be smoke coming out at the sharp end. At first, the smoke is white, and then it slowly turns yellow-brown. Then, I will light the flame with a lighter, and we will see the flame burning quickly.

When mom and dad saw this scene, they felt the magic was wonderful and kept clapping. It was really interesting.

Question 6: Interesting things in investigating and protecting the environment. In everyone's life, there will be many "stories". Some are happy, some are sad, some are happy and some are interesting. At this moment, I remembered a very interesting thing.

I especially like to do some interesting experiments at home on weekends. I remember once, I performed a little magic trick for my father and mother. The name of the magic trick was Flame in the Air. First, I rolled the newspaper into a trumpet-like paper tube. Glue the sharp corner of the paper together, and don't let it fall apart. Then, put the sharp end of the paper tube in water and get wet. If it doesn't get wet, the fire will keep burning. Then, put on cotton gloves, and I began to do magic.

first, I lit the open end of the paper tube with a match or lighter, and then tilted it downward. At this time, there will be smoke coming out at the sharp end. At first, the smoke is white, and then it slowly turns yellow-brown. Then, I will light the flame with a lighter, and we will see the flame burning quickly.

When mom and dad saw this scene, they felt the magic was wonderful and kept clapping, which was really interesting.

Question 7: Interesting creative activities of environmental protection in universities! Environmental protection bag design competition, environmental protection clothing design competition, campus energy-saving and water-saving scheme design competition