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Interesting prompts

Prompts:

1 No noise is allowed: Keep your voice down, I need quiet.

2 Don’t smoke: Don’t smoke, you hear me? Your lungs are crying.

3 Trash Can: Please shoot from close range.

Advertising words:

1 Prevent car accidents: Don’t touch me, I’m shy (repair).

2 Audio: One call and hundreds of responses.

3 Tea House: Finding fault with nothing (tea)

Shy (Xiu), don’t kiss me” Friendly reminder from behind the car

Here comes in a hurry, leaves in a hurry , civilization is in your hands

Don’t add uncivilized notes to the civilized score

“Don’t smoke, do you hear me? Your lungs are crying”

Teahouse: Find fault with nothing

Tire: roll as far as you go

1. Environmental protection every day, civilized every day .

2. A green campus makes people civilized.

3. Green grass is more beautiful than littering.

4. Green grass is more beautiful. , it is a pity to step on it.

5. Only with a heart that loves life can we summon the green love.

6. The school is my home, and it depends on everyone to keep it clean. Please wear new clothes. You should cherish it.

7. You are so beautiful when you smile, you are so good at studying, and you are so healthy.

8. School is a home, and everyone loves it. /p>

9. Once you throw away the garbage, your soul will be covered with a layer of dust, and once you pick up the garbage, your soul will gain a piece of pure land.

10. Being polite makes you elegant, and helping others can make you happy. Humility can make you more virtuous.

Your elegance will be displayed in the corridor, and your majesty will be displayed on the playground.

Line up like wild geese, and walk like a kitten. .

Don't run, don't jump, don't fight, lean to the right.

Take care of the water of life and "live" up and down the stairs. Keep to the right, please be humble and keep your steps light.

Don’t imitate monkeys in hopping around, but imitate elephants in walking well; don’t imitate snakes in swimming left and right, and keep to the right in a civilized manner.

Let's go.

Xiaocao smiled slightly, please go around.

Attention, everyone sees your every move here (corridor)

Gently I go, as gently as I come (library)

Please take a close shot (trash can)

Tap, don't cry, take you. Wipe away the tears.

You are the most beautiful when you are smiling, you are the best when you are healthy, and you are the best when you wave your sleeves. Move your hands and leave no scraps of paper

Water heater advertising slogan: Bath as you like---(as you wish)

Cough medicine advertising slogan---Don't wait until you cough. (Without delay)

Motorcycle advertising slogan: Riding is endless fun---(The fun is endless)

Nutrient solution advertising slogan--(Speak sweetly, belly sword)

< p>Don’t smoke

Don’t smoke, do you hear me? Your lungs are crying

Listening to mp3 can damage your hearing

Ears: “Keep it down, I need to be quiet ”

Don’t be crowded when driving

Distance creates beauty

Don’t be crowded when driving

If you let me, I will let you, and the road will be wider

p>

Don’t be crowded when driving

Stay close to each other and stay far away from each other

Please do not stand on the roof guardrail

We want to Fly, but don’t stand on the guardrail of the roof

Comparison results:

The first expression is more rigid

The second expression is more vivid< /p>

〓■Appreciation of the world’s classic advertising slogans■〓

[size=3]〓■Appreciation of the world’s classic advertising slogans■〓[/size]

1. Good to the last drop. The fragrance is strong, and the meaning is not exhausted. (Maxwell Coffee)

2. Obey your thirst. Obey your desires.

(Sprite)

3. The new digital era. The new digital era. (Sony Video Player)

4. We lead. Others copy. We lead and others follow. (Ricoh copier)

5. Impos*le made pos*le. Make the impossible possible. (Canon printer)

6. Take time to indulge. Enjoy! (Nestle Ice Cream)

7. The relentless pursuit of perfection. Relentless pursuit of perfection. (Lexus sedan)

8. Poetry in motion, dancing close to me. Dynamic poetry dances towards me. (Toyota Motors)

9. Come to where the flavor is. Marlboro Country.

Visit the charming world - Marlboro World. (Marlboro cigarettes)

10. To me, the past black and white, but the future is always color.

For me, the past is unremarkable; but the future is colorful. (Hennessy)

11. Just do it. Just do it. (Nike sneakers)

12. Ask for more. Desire is unlimited. (Pepsi fashion shoes)

13. The taste is great. The taste is great. (Nescafé)

14. Feel the new space. Feel the new realm. (Samsung Electronics)

15. Intelligence everywhere. Intelligent interpretation, everywhere. (Motorola mobile phone)

16. The choice of a new generation. The choice of a new generation. (Pepsi-Cola)

17. We integrate, you communicate. We integrate, you surpass yourself. (Mitsubishi Electric)

18. Take TOSHIBA, take the world. Own Toshiba, own the world. (Toshiba Electronics)

19. Let’s make thing btter. Let’s do better. (Philips Electronics)

20. No business too small, no problem too big.

There is no small business that cannot be done, and no big problem that cannot be solved. (IBM)

21.M&Ms melt in your mouth, not in your hand. (M&Ms) melt in your mouth, not in your hand. (M&M Chocolate)

22.Good to the last drop. (Maxwell) The drops are fragrant and full of flavor. (McCoffee)

23. Time is what you make of it. (Swatch) Forever. (Swatch watch)

24.Make yourself heard. (Ericsson) Understanding is communication. (Ericsson)

25.Start ahead. (Rejoice) The road to success starts from scratch. (Rejoice)

26.Things go better with Coca-Cola. (Coca-Cola) Drink Coca-Cola and everything goes well. (Coca-Cola)

27. Connecting People. (Nokia) Technology is people-oriented.

(Nokia)

28.A diamond lasts forever. (De Bierres) A ??diamond lasts forever. (Tbilisi)

29. Mosquito Bye Bye Bye. (RADAR) Mosquito kill kill kill. (Radar brand insect repellent)

30.A Kodak Moment. (Kodak) Just a Kodak moment. (Kodak photo paper/film)

31. Campus "Singles Club" - a man's world! (Goldlion Clothing);

32. Normal consumption of college students - don’t buy expensive ones, just choose the right ones. (Diaopai washing powder);

33. Have a date every day - make every day wonderful. (Nescafé);

34. Birthday dinner - good times, delicious food... (McDonald's fast food);

35. Finally freed from a broken love - —It turns out that life can be more beautiful. (Midea air conditioner);

36. Commitment between friends - sincere forever! (Haier Electrical Appliances);

37. Faced with the appreciation of the mentor, he often said - let us do better! (Philips Electric Appliances);

38. When dealing with criticism from others, always say - I am who I am... (Sprite Drink);

39. Written to my mentor on September 10 Greeting cards - our brilliance comes from your style. (Vassoon Shampoo);

40. College students and their parents - communication has no limits... (Konka Mobile Phone);

41. A one-week surprise review to pass all exams ——That’s how confident you are! (Rejoice Shampoo);

42. A master of cheating in exams - there is a world outside the sky... (Hongta Group);

43. Dormitory computers are virus-free - a new concept of health. (LG air conditioner);

44. Employment favors foreign companies - very good, very good choice! (very coke).

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〓■Funny Advertisements■〓

〓■Funny Advertisements■〓

An advertisement for a certain audio company——“One call and four responses!”

An advertisement for a certain dumpling shop——“Everything is included!”

An advertisement for a certain lime factory———— "Made from scratch!"

A certain pawn shop advertisement——"Well deserved!"

A certain hat company advertisement——"Get people with hats!"

Someone An advertisement for a barber shop——“Not a dime!”

An advertisement for a drugstore——“You are asking for trouble!”

An advertisement for a smoking cessation association——“Don’t look for smoking To be friends with a woman, unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray! ”

A certain typewriter advertisement——“If you don’t fight, you won’t get to know each other!”

A certain optical shop advertisement————“ The eyes are the windows to the soul. To protect your soul, please put glass on your windows."

Advertisement from a perfume company - "Our new product is extremely attractive to the opposite sex, so we give it with the bottle for self-defense. A copy of the textbook. ”

An advertisement for banning smoking in a public place——“In order to keep the carpet from having holes, and also to keep your lungs from having holes, please don’t smoke.”

A road traffic advertisement - "If your car can swim, please drive straight without braking."

A new book advertisement - "The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and what he hopes The target is the heroine described in this novel! ”

A certain car showroom advertisement - “Always let your driver’s license expire before you do”

A certain traffic. Safety advertisement - "Please remember that God is not perfect. He has prepared spare parts for cars, but people do not."

A cosmetics advertisement - "Please do not get rid of 'spots' before they are too late." 'Pox' stays."

A certain washing machine advertisement - "A leisurely wife and a good mother!"

A certain sour juice advertisement - "The farewell is sour, but the reunion is sweet. Sweet.”

An advertisement for a printing company—“Printing everything except banknotes.”

An advertisement for a flower shop—“Our roses are the cheapest today. You can even buy a few for your wife.

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A beauty salon hangs a billboard: "Please do not flirt with the woman who just walked out of this hospital. She may be your grandmother."

Enrollment of a certain French learning class The advertisement said:

"If you find that you don't like the course after taking it, you can ask for a refund of your tuition fee, but you must say it in French."

A Hong Kong family The advertisement of a cosmetics company is: "Get rid of 'spots' as soon as possible, and don't leave 'acne'."

An American newspaper published such an advertisement:

"Recruiting female secretary: She looks like a young girl, thinks like an adult man, behaves like a mature lady, and works like a donkey!"

Eye drops advertisement: "After dropping this eye drop, move your eyes a few times to make your eyes clear. The potion is spread all over the world."

Advertisement on the tombstone

The inscription on a tombstone in Scotland is: "Here lies Hemish Mactevisy. His grieving wife inherited it. He started his prosperous business

a vegetable store on Highway 11, open until 8pm every day.

On the wall of a barber shop. There is an advertisement like this: "Don't think you have lost your hair, think you have gained face."

An English country barber shop erected a wooden sign at the end of the bridge, which read: "Gentlemen , I want your heads."

SINSTAR Classic Finishing

The constant flow of warmth and coldness-----Yihuada Clothing

Dabao.com Put out and dive .......... Put out you like

Bai Sha Group I fly

I listen to me in the dynamic area!

Li Ning, everything is possible!

Anta, I choose, I like it

According to Benshan, what is it?

Everyone on earth knows it

TCL Ace today Enter the future

I just like McDonald's

With KFC, life tastes good, and the delicious chicken is cooked in KFC. I am not satisfied and I am sucking my fingers aftertaste

Counter-Strike A shot changes a place

The fragrance of red rose cigarettes fills the world. Smoking is harmful to health

Beauty comes from the heart, beauty comes from Maybelline