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There is a paragraph in Degang Guo crosstalk about the recruitment of women's judo teams, but who knows it will be published?

1. Opening ceremony (awareness ceremony)

2. Riddle Yu Qian, Shao Bing, Zhao Yunxia, Ning Yunxiang

3. Wenwanggua Degang Guo Tao Yang

4. Tie dolls Yun-peng Yue, Shi Aidong

5. Stealing the axe peak, the clouds are flat.

6. On Degang Guo and Yu Qian

7. Baji Cao Yunjin, Liu Yuntian

8. I am learning to play drums with you.

9. Da Shangshou and his return to Degang Guo, Yu Qian.

May 2nd, 19: 00, May 9th, 2009-The opening ceremony of Degang Guo 20th anniversary crosstalk concert was released. Thank you, Mr. Sun.

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Performance directory:

1. Chant _ Guo Qilin Tao Yang

2. On ridicule _ Degang Guo and Yu Qian

3. Yunping Gao Feng, Lu' an City spans far away

4. Jawa _ Degang Guo, Yu Qian

5. Pin doll _ Liu Yuntian Cao Yunjin

6. Learn to broadcast _ Degang Guo, Yu Qian

7. Fenhe Bay, Wei Yun, Jing Li

8. Xi Zhengmeng and Return _ Degang Guo and Yu Qian

List of Degang Guo 20th Anniversary Series Crosstalk Performances

May 9, 2009 19 o'clock

the Great Hall of the People

Opening ceremony of the 20th anniversary crosstalk show of Degang Guo performing arts.

June 2009

Beijing Exhibition Theatre

Degang Guo Apprenticeship Series 1

June 30(th), 2009

Beijing Exhibition Theatre

Degang Guo Apprenticeship Series 2

3 July 2009 19:30

Beijing Exhibition Theatre

Degang Guo Apprenticeship Series III

4 July 2009 19:30

Beijing Exhibition Theatre

Degang Guo Apprenticeship Series IV

August 2009

Beijing Exhibition Theatre

Degang Guo's "I" Series Performance

August 2009

Beijing Exhibition Theatre

Degang Guo's "I" Series II

29 September 2009 19:30

Beijing Exhibition Theatre

Degang Guo's "I" Series Performance III

30 September 2009 19:30

Beijing Exhibition Theatre

Degang Guo's "You" Series 1

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Beijing Exhibition Theatre

Degang Guo's "You" Series II

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Beijing Exhibition Theatre

Degang Guo and Yu Qian's classic crosstalk show 1

2009126 October

Beijing Exhibition Theatre

Degang Guo and Yu Qian's Classic Crosstalk Special Session II

20 10 February 2nd 19:00

the Great Hall of the People

Closing ceremony of Degang Guo's 20th anniversary crosstalk performance.

On the evening of May 9th, Degang Guo will begin his 20th anniversary series performance in the Great Hall of the People, which will last until February next year. In the opening performance "Crosstalk Comes", in order to express gratitude to the audience and celebrate the 20th anniversary of his artistic career, Degang Guo will chat with his partner Yu Qian for half a day.

Of the eight programs in the whole performance that night, Guo Yu's group accounted for four. The audience who are familiar with Degang Guo knows that Degang Guo will return to the scene every large-scale performance; In other words, Guo Yu's programs will account for more than half of the total number of programs.

Degang Guo didn't choose pure new jokes this time. In the evening, Guo Yu and his team will stage four big paragraphs: on teasing, uncovering tiles, learning broadcasting, and being cute in the west. None of the four paragraphs appeared for the first time, but each paragraph has new changes. In addition, there are Gao Feng and Luan's Kua Mansion, He's Serial Dolls and He He's Fenhe Bay, all of which are well-known classic programs for tightrope walkers.

In addition to Guo Yu's jokes, the opening of the party is also ingenious. Guo Qilin, the only son of Degang Guo, and Tao Yang, the adopted son of Degang Guo, will jointly talk about Singing Miscellaneous Studies, which is an unprecedented event and many viewers are looking forward to it. Is there any special purpose for Degang Guo to ask his son to give him a hand? Degang Guo said that there is no special intention: "My two sons are fine, and whoever holds them will be fine."

From the age of 16, he joined the All-China Federation of Literary and Art Circles to perform with the class, and today Deyun Society is in full swing, welcoming the 20th anniversary of Degang Guo's artistic career. In order to commemorate this period of hard struggle and report to Gang Si on his achievements in the past 20 years, Deyun Society held a press conference yesterday and officially announced the launch of an eight-month commemorative series of performances. Degang Guo revealed that he would attend every performance, and all the 200 crosstalk he said were reworked. He regarded the performance as the final exam.

At the press conference, Degang Guo said, "As an artist, 20 years is too short for some old artists who have both ability and political integrity. But for me, I need to cherish it. This is an opportunity to evaluate me. I have the right to give the audience a complete report as the final exam for 20 years of study, so Deyun Society is very serious. " Looking back on the road I have traveled in the past 20 years, Degang Guo bluntly said that it was very bumpy. "Lawsuits and drooling have been going on, but I think it's worth it to suffer. It taught me a lot, and I am very grateful. " Lao Guo said that from the performance in the Great Hall of the People on May 9th to the 15th of the first month of next year, he will perform 20 performances with all the actors of Deyun Society and present 200 crosstalk works. "These months are full, with performances in May, sitcoms in June, Chinese New Year movies in July, overseas tours in August, and a return to the North Exhibition in September. After that, we held a performance to celebrate our disciples, told stories in the garden, and a folk art evening of the Five Dynasties. It is really a moment. "

Degang Guo revealed that at the opening performance of the Great Hall of the People on May 9, his son Guo Qilin and his son Tao Yang will talk about the traditional cross talk "Miscellaneous Singing", and he will perform "On Teasing", "Exposing Tiles", "Learning Radio" and "Dream of the West" with Yu Qian. "I haven't said" Xizheng Dream "for almost four years. This time it is rearranged and processed, and the audience will have obviously different feelings after listening to it. In addition, in the next three performances every month, I will present traditional classic programs and new creations. All I want to say are words like "I" and "you", as well as words like "You are my brother", "You are a good man" and "You want to marry me" in the "You" series, all of which are new products just created. I have been squatting, waiting for this time. " Degang Guo also revealed that the audience who like his stand-up comic dialogue can also gain something this time, and he will tell the whole books "Ugly Queen" and "Biography of Jigong" in the garden. According to Yu Qian, Deyun Society will also perform 15 performances for local Chinese in six American cities and Canada from August to early September, which also marks the beginning of Deyun Society's cross talk going global.

"Old artists only engage in commemorative activities when they are seventy or eighty years old. I can't wait! " Degang Guo, who debuted for 20 years, said yesterday that he would "make some noise" in the commemoration of his 20 years as an artist.

"I've been talking about cross talk in Quanzong since 16, and it's been 20 years now. To be honest, I dare not say that the 20-year anniversary of art is actually a report, giving everyone a chance to evaluate me. We are also willing to sum up the road we have traveled in these years. " Talking about the past 20 years, Lao Guo has deep feelings. "I am especially grateful for those hard years. These 20 years have taught me things that I will never understand. For this time, I hold a grateful heart. " Degang Guo also said that the "20th Anniversary of Degang Guo Performing Arts" series will start on May 9th and last for seven or eight months. Talking about the opening performance of Deyun Society in the Great Hall of the People on May 9, Degang Guo said that we should try our best to put some classic jokes on the stage. At that time, he and his old partner Yu Qian will perform Doubi, Jiewa, Xuebo and the rearranged classic Xizhengmeng, and Degang Guo's adopted son Tao Yang will also discuss Za Sing with his son Guo Qilin.

According to reports, after the performance of the opening ceremony, Deyun Society will launch two or three special performances with different themes every month, totaling more than 20 performances, which can be called "Deyun Society Crosstalk Exhibition". Among them, it will present a unique "special show" for,,,, and the peak. In addition to special performances in Beijing and tours around the world, Deyun Society will also perform in the United States and Canada in August. For this series of performances, Degang Guo said that he and his old partner Yu Qian would stick to it.