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Common English in airports

1, ladies and gentlemen, your flight XXX is now boarding. Please register. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, your flight XXX has begun to check in. Please check in at the check-in counter. Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen, your flight XXX is about to take off, please enter the security check, thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, your flight XXX will take off soon. Please enter the security checkpoint to board the plane. Thank you.

Where is the check-in counter? The registration counter is over there. Where is the check-in counter? The registration counter is over there.

My luggage is damaged/I can't find it. My luggage is damaged/I can't find it.

Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat? Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat?