Funny slogans for newbies on the road

Want some funny slogans on your car as you hit the road? So what are some funny slogans? Below are some funny slogans for newbies that I share with you, welcome to read.

1. Older female drivers, please take care of me!

2. The super noodle makes a shining appearance.

3. Old people and new cars, stay away from me!

4. Novice (female).

5. You are the master, so you can surpass me at will.

6. It won’t rise, so be careful!

7. Alto: Don’t bully me for being young, my brother is an Audi.

8. The trend of newbies becomes more and more popular.

9. Female driver + running-in + first time = female devil.

10. When you read this line, your car is too close to me.

11. If you don’t drive well, you drive blindly. If you squeeze me, I will rush you!

12. My palms are sweaty.

13. People and cars are worn out and worn out again.

14. Taxi: Overhauled and run-in, welcome to overtake!

15. The sticker on a small side is: noodles within noodles.

16. When a new car hits the road, there is a killer inside.

17. I saw an aunt driving a car, and there was a sticker on the back: "Just think of me as a red light."

18. I can't shift gears above first gear, so I'm proficient.

19. I can’t tell the difference between the brake and the accelerator, but it works!

20. Don’t look at me, look at the road!

21. If you are in a hurry, go first .

22. I am Rourou and the car is Momo. Everyone calls us "Roujiamo". It’s delicious! Don’t try it!

23. I have been driving for two years and this is my first time touching a car! Just figure it out!

24. Get over me if you can!

25. Too slow? Become an astronaut!

26. Except for fire control, the basic configuration of this vehicle is the same as that of a tank!

27. Who can tell me about the brakes? Which? Urgent!

28. The last steam locomotive in China that can travel on roads!

29. What are you doing with me? Be careful when I put it in reverse gear.

30. The driver once easily dealt with the Super Saiyan, just figure it out!

31. The modified car has a displacement of 8.0 (Xia Li V12)

32 , Farting is prohibited in the car, but it is optional outside the car.

33. Don’t bully me, I have practiced the Golden Bell!

34. Tank Killer - Don’t be afraid of whoever comes.

35. Don’t look at the old car. People are new.

36. I am blind...

37. Don't kiss me, I'm afraid of "repair"

38. Expelled from driving school, self-taught; novice driving for the first time , good at sudden braking!

39. "Please go around moving obstacles!!!"

40. Novices on the road should brake suddenly at any time, slide uphill, and do not get close. !