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The girl had a happy dinner and sent a summary of 80 sentences to her circle of friends.
2. Yuan Qi breakfast ingredients: patience, good attitude+a little creativity.
3. I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a mouth to eat …
I can't lose weight any more.
Bad people live to eat and drink, while good people eat and drink to live.
6. Swallow your sadness in one gulp.
7. The secret of getting rich overnight is satiated with food and ambition.
8. A person should have different tastes and always care about the situation.
9. There is only one world, but there are many canteens.
10. Wan Li Road, but a few bowls of fireworks.
1 1. Cooking for the one you love is the best reward. His/her diet is the most beautiful.
What is your soul food?
13. If the other person likes you, having breakfast together is true love.
14. If happiness has a switch, then enjoying food is a one-click happiness.
15. Life should not only be sweet, but also meat.
16. In the world, only food and love can live up to it. Love fails too much, don't let down the food.
17. I don't want to hear or teach. I just want to eat a small cake.
18. Why do experts suggest eating seven minutes full for dinner and leaving three minutes for dinner?
19. God gave me many opportunities to get fat, and I took it.
20. Countless happiness, inescapable fat
The girl had a happy dinner and sent me a sentence in a circle of friends: 2: 2 1.2% food fragments +98% cuteness.
22. Life is short. Fortunately, there are barbecue hot pot and spicy incense pot.
23. Life goes by slowly and food is carefully eaten.
24.20 years old, 80 years old can't eat.
25. Lose weight and repent.
26. People will not be empty when they are full.
27. I hope that I have always been a non-fat age, enjoying food without restraint and still growing.
28. Cookies are like chewing the moon. They are crisp and have pulp in them.
29. Cooking is ok, but washing dishes is not.
One day, your sweetheart will find you wearing potato cakes, cotton candy on your feet and roast chicken legs in your hand. You must wait.
3 1. Life is too short to eat another bowl.
32. The essence of food is that it takes 15 minutes to put on a useless shape.
33. Common prosperity and common fat.
34. The Milky Way is boiling hot, and so is the hot pot.
35. It's a pity that you can only watch the delicious food I baked.
36. I will continue to cook in this smelly and rotten day.
Hunger is the best cook.
38. Enjoy your stomach and want to get thinner.
39. Eating is a kind of happiness, and taste is a kind of interest.
40. What wakes you up every day is not a dream, but a hungry stomach.
The girl had a happy dinner and sent a sentence of 3 4 1 from a circle of friends. If I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating goods.
42. concentrate on losing weight, why open your mouth to eat? For eating, nothing can't be saved by a bowl.
43. Good food should be eaten in the stomach, and lovely people should be kept in the heart.
The way you eat is the most beautiful.
45. Girls' feelings are always eaten.
46. When the rain stops, the lotus branches are fragrant, and a basket is hot and dry.
47. Super invincible somersault is delicious.
48. Stall: Take whatever you want.
49. Let's keep the world of mortals company and get fat for nothing. In the best time, meet the delicious food.
50. Today is also a mediocre foodie.
5 1. Please take a 256G stomach and follow me around the world.
52. Meet Socrates in the kitchen.
Keep warm food in our hearts so that we can look forward to tomorrow.
The day I fell in love with you was not because of how good you were, but because the sunshine was just right and I was full.
55. I put up with the customer's indifference for a day and missed the hot soup and rice at home.
56. Everything that can't fit in your head is packed in your stomach.
57. Homesickness in moon cakes.
58. Gather ingredients from all directions, taste the misty rain in one city and show fireworks to others.
59. Life is to eat! Put it on! Put it on!
60. Every meal is accurate to 7 points, which means that there are 1095 unhappy meals a year.
The girl had a happy dinner and sent a sentence of 4 6 1 from a circle of friends. If the taste lasts, the memory will always be there.
62. Food regulates life.
63. Pepsi, everything is Fanta.
64. I am gaining weight, so I will continue to eat, well, just for fun.
65. Take a bite, the sugar juice overflows, the fragrance of sesame seeds is on it, and the child next door is crying, which proves this! Greed is really passed from person to person.
66. Today is my treat. Please like me.
67. Unintentional home cooking.
68. Those lonely and happy chefs.
Starting from tomorrow, I won't eat dinner.
70. Although winter is cold and gloomy, fortunately, my kitchen is warm and bright.
7 1. Leave your eyes to the scenery and your weight to the food.
72. I want to entertain my heartless self in the days when there is wine and meat.
73. Who said that eating food can't do anything but eat? They also know that they are hungry.
74. It takes a hundred years to build a boat and a thousand years to eat a sashimi boat.
75. You always get fat when you go out to play.
76. For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is mourning.
77. The soup is delicious and sweet in the mouth.
78. Love and food, of course, I choose food, but my boyfriend can't be a meal.
79. The midnight meal is eaten in the stomach, engraved in the heart, and then turned into a small whisper to give strength to the other party.
80. Of course, a good meal is also interesting.
Humorous sentences necessary for girls to send friends at breakfast.
Do you still remember chatting with you late into the night every night, worrying about your health getting up early to buy breakfast every day, skipping classes early after school and waiting for you to go home together?
I always drink a bottle of ice water for breakfast every morning this summer vacation.
I also hope to buy you breakfast in a T-shirt and ponytail every morning.
[I have neither morning nor breakfast after the holiday]
My family's breakfast, a delicious table, corn porridge with steamed bread with bean paste, fried pork slices with green pepper, cucumber and fungus, plus a plate of sausage and a plate of pickles are all carefully matched.
Now you are happy to let her buy you breakfast every day.
You know, I'm looking forward to the breakfast you cooked for me, to waking me up in the morning, and to being with me all the time.
8. How many times do you want me to say it? Have breakfast in the morning, or you will have a stomachache. I was very distressed at that time. It's a pity that you didn't mean it. )
9. Breakfast is very important. This is the most important thing in a day. I'm not in the habit of eating breakfast. I insist on eating for a while every day, forming good habits and healthy breakfast.
10. I look forward to every moment when I can "slow down" and enjoy the morning, the breeze, the park, the covered bridge and one's breakfast.
1 1. The midnight sky can be used to no starlight, the coffee for breakfast can be used to no sugar, the lonely beach can be used to no waves, and the dream can't be used to not having you.
12. Laziness is a virus, so poisonous that you don't want to move. If you don't want to be poisoned too deeply, take a diligent antidote quickly. Is the couch potato up yet? Have breakfast!
13.{ Remember to go to bed early, remember to drink less, remember to eat breakfast that stranger}
14. What I want is the future of having breakfast with you.
15. I ate noodles with relish for breakfast. My brother suddenly snorted from behind me, and he was so scared that he could hardly swallow. Then he got angry and said he couldn't shit and vomited on the spot.
16. Eating breakfast is very important, and eating a good breakfast is more important! You can work happily.
Finally, one day. I am waiting for someone who is willing to make breakfast for me wholeheartedly, watching me eat every bite of food with love and nourish my life with every breath in the early morning sunshine.
18. I felt very happy, or at least enjoyed it, when the book on Table 1 was spread out on my knee. I was just worried that others would bother me, but it came too soon. The door of the breakfast room suddenly opened.
19. Now that I think about it, I am really stupid. Buy breakfast for other men with the money earned by dad's hard work.
20. When I sleep, he will secretly kiss me on the forehead. He will come all the way to bring me breakfast. He will quarrel with me, but the next second he must make up. That's him.
2 1. The morning sun shines through the window, giving you my best wishes. Turn on the phone to check. It's warm, let your smiling face climb up a little. You are happy, and I am happy. Good morning!
22. A good day starts with breakfast. We are full and in a good mood. Everyone must have breakfast.
23. Optimists see opportunities in disasters, while pessimists see disasters in opportunities.
24. For breakfast from Monday to Friday, you can use money to buy French dinners, yachts and soy milk fritters.
25. Those who promise to give you a free lunch will eat you alive at breakfast.
26. He has no habit of eating breakfast. I said that if I eat breakfast every day, I will get stomach trouble.
27. trilogy: I didn't eat in the morning; My dad asked me to ride my bike to buy breakfast, and my bike was flat. When I finished breathing, the sun came out.
28. Happiness means that you are there from breakfast after morning to good night after dinner, from the sun after dawn to the moonlight at night.
29. The headmaster will accompany us to have breakfast.
30. The newly bought food looks good, and you will feel better at breakfast.
3 1. [I want to be alone when I have breakfast alone in the morning]
32. Drink a bottle for breakfast, and you will be nervous all morning. Nutrition is diarrhea!
33. A simple breakfast starts a busy day.
34. You said you would gamble with me on the math score in the mid-term exam. I promised you that if I lost, I would treat you to breakfast for a month. I can't do it. I'm in trouble, but you just dare not gamble.
Three generations of us live together, but we are very happy. Cooking, washing clothes and picking up the children are all his business. In the morning, he sneaked out like a fish to buy food, and then quietly cooked breakfast. When I packed my daughter's luggage, breakfast was already on the table. I hurried to work, while he took the children to kindergarten by bike.
36. Love breakfast and life.
37. I get up every morning and I don't know what to do today. Go to class when the weather is warm, or sleep until noon. No breakfast.
38. Get up for breakfast in the morning, embrace the sunshine and make your body full of bright sunshine!
39. Not every dawn will have sunshine, not every hesitation will have sadness, and not every fragrance will have fragrance. Open the window of life and you will find that the dawn is still there. 202 1 goodbye, 2022 hello.
40. I'm not looking for someone who can accompany me for candlelight dinner, but someone who can accompany me for breakfast the next morning.
The little girl was jealous and sent a message from a circle of friends.
The little girl is jealous and chatting in the circle of friends (Part I) 1. Everyone who dare not love again must have loved deeply. It seems that all poisons do not invade, but in fact all poisons have invaded.
To sum up, in this vast world, you have no one to turn to except yourself.
It's okay to be jealous. It's human nature. Don't mind. It even reflects how much you love each other, enough to admit your weakness.
I want to make you jealous, but I also want to be jealous of you, but I am afraid that you will wish me happiness.
I tasted Shanxi specialty, and my mouth was sour.
6. A batch of my acid.
7. Can you know my mood at this moment?
8. I am jealous, I am angry and I am crazy because I care.
9. I have no appetite recently. Can you bring me some vinegar?
10. You know what it's like to be jealous. You left me!
1 1. I feel terrible. If I think of something I don't have, I will be jealous for a long time.
12. There is no reason to like someone. As long as you can be with the person you love, it is considered worthwhile to pay without regrets.
13. Don't be cold to your wife, don't make her jealous, give in before quarreling, and my wife will beat me up.
14. I am afraid that you will go to a place without me, then live without me, and then get used to me who is not me.
15. I can't give you a castle, but I can give you a hamburger.
16. Fool, do you think that I love Liu Xia and always treat you as her? You are as important to me as she is, but I am different from you in one thing. I will be angry to know that she likes bamboo dyeing, but I will be jealous to see you with another man.
17. I won't be jealous when I see you playing with other girls, really. Because, I believe that no one can enter your eyes except me.
The little girl is jealous and chatting in the circle of friends (Chapter II) 18. The fault is only a temporary impulse, but it is a lifelong regret to miss it.
19. My acid, a batch of acid.
20. Happy people are all the same, and unhappy people are unhappy in their own way.
2 1. Dear, you walk slowly and gently, and you don't want to say hello to me.
22. I am not gentle, I have a bad temper, I am easily angry, I am easily jealous, I am easy to think, I am willful, and I don't want to talk when I am angry!
Everyone has had such a special friend in his life, which is very contradictory. At first, you didn't want to be just friends. After a long time, you suddenly find that this is the best. You would rather care about her like this than break up with her one day. You would rather be her friend than be jealous of each other, so that you can really talk about everything. This friendship is no less than love, and this relationship is commonly known as love.
24. Later, we were neither lovers nor friends, and we didn't even hear from each other.
25. I know it takes a lot of courage to hug, and I also know that gentleness is only a moment.
26. I want to drink apple vinegar today, so I will eat an apple.
27. The journey of leaving may still be there, but the impulse to say love is gone.
28. It turns out that I can't pay enough for her perfunctory love for you.
29. I don't like people I like. I like people I don't like. I will be jealous.
30. I can't let it go, I can't bear it, I can't forget it, but I can't get it.
3 1. Smile and everything will pass. Why should everyone know?
32. sleepy. Uh-oh, whatever.
There are so many stars in the sky, but there are few sincere people on the earth.
34. Some things are doomed to fail, while some likes can become habits.
The little girl was jealous and sent a message to the circle of friends (article 3) 35. The taste of women's jealousy: very sour, but a little sweet. Women are jealous without any malice, which is a unique expression of love.
36. For the first time, I found that the scheming in the original TV series is so exciting-when you start to be jealous, start to care, start to be jealous ... when you start to like someone.
37. I am not afraid of losing anyone. I'm afraid of losing myself and not making progress.
38. The world is inherently painful, without exception.
39. Two people who look like pigs have sex, but they are jealous of each other every day and worry that the other person will be taken away by the opposite sex. This is true love.
40. Fall down, get up and prepare for the next posture.
4 1. I'd rather not hug, * * * You can grow old.
42. I would rather keep silent and make people look like fools than prove that I am a fool.
Please don't tell the little secret between you and someone, ok?
44. Both husband and wife and lovers. If you really love, you will think and doubt. Doesn't mean you don't trust or love you, so you will be jealous. If you don't love, then I don't care what you do!
45. If you get a little closer, you will have to change your outspoken question.
46. The sourest feeling is not jealousy, but that you are not qualified to be jealous.
47. Please tell me, to you, am I jealous or angry? !
48. Shanxi people feel sour.
49. If you don't envy, envy, follow, retain or feel distressed, how can you talk about deep love?
50. Maybe separation is wrong. Forgive me for not bringing myself back.
5 1. Russia is so distressed, but your love still hurts Russia.
Take your beloved to eat a hot pot.
A copy of eating hot pot with your lover (Part I) 1. I ate a hot pot tonight, but I haven't lost weight and gained muscle yet.
2. Sleep during the day, walk around Jiao Da at five o'clock in the afternoon and drive to Henan Polytechnic University for two minutes. It is suitable for eating hot pot in rainy days, and I will soon be full. The evening breeze in early autumn is very comfortable, so I'm going to pack my things and go back.
It's cold, I don't want to eat hot pot alone!
4. I love hot pot barbecue so much that I was a hot pot in my last life.
5. Winter is coming. Go to the movies and eat hot pot with people you like.
6. Hot pot is a good match on snowy days. Eat hot pot at night.
7. My world is never about others. I eat hot pot alone, feel the heat of hot pot, and feel the enjoyment on the tip of my tongue brought by delicious food!
8. What is more sad than eating hot pot alone is that a person has no money to eat hot pot.
9. I can't tell the taste of eating hot pot meat and drinking hot soup.
10. I know I have diarrhea every time I finish hot pot. Immortality is one of my …
1 1. It's strange that someone is fishing at the bottom of the sea, but I'm not.
12. I want to eat mala Tang, cake and fruit, hot pot, slightly spicy, barbecue and lettuce. I want to eat more ~ Auntie, where's my steamed bread?
13. Eat hot pot in the air-conditioned room on rainy days, eat iced watermelon and yogurt after meals, and watch TV series.
14. "Do you know what happens when you eat too much hot pot and mala Tang?" A: "Smile."
15. Some people try their best to lose weight by eating hot pot, barbecue and cake with a bottle of sugar-free drink.
16. Hot pot can be eaten by one person, and movies can also be watched by one person. However, it is absolutely impossible to fail this course alone.
17. I finally enjoyed the delicious food I've been thinking about day and night. I'm really happy to eat a hot pot fish!
18. I may have been a hot pot in my last life! Why else do I love hot pot so much? Hahaha!
19. Put the bad mood in February into the fat cow, and eat it with hot pot bottom material and delicious peanut butter.
20. If you are unhappy, you like to eat. If you eat it, you will get fat. If you get fat, you will be very unhappy.
A copy of eating hot pot with your lover (Part II) 2 1. Hot pot can be eaten by one person, movies can be watched by one person, wine can be drunk by one person, beautiful scenery can be enjoyed by one person, diseases can be resisted by one person, gifts can be delivered by one person, and one person can stop and go from beginning to end to be self-sufficient.
22. Every time I eat hot pot, how can I be hungry in the middle of the night ... Hot pot really doesn't suit me!
23. I hope I can sit at your table, eat hot pot and drink big kiln and talk about life on snowy days.
24. When you are upset, the secret of staying happy is to eat hot pot.
25. I don't think it is lonely to eat hot pot, watch movies and go shopping alone. Only when you go to the hospital when you are sick, it is the loneliest to register alone and wait for the test results.
26. The sky is gray and wild, nourishing hot pot to rinse fat sheep.
27. I always wander between full and full.
28. Long pants can't satisfy me! Hot spring automatic hot pot eating project!
29. The best experience in my life is that I took the poetry train in a spring, read the poems of Ye Saining and Borges, and ate hot pot with her in winter, but these wonderful experiences are over.
30. Eat hot pot fish and pick it up with friends. Let's get together and enjoy the delicious food brought by fish!
3 1. Eat hot pot and look at your weight.
32. Hot pot glugs, and my heart is pounding.
33. The person who can sit with you and eat hot pot means that you come from the same world.
The secret of my happiness is to eat hot pot.
Everything must be over, but if you treat me, I can stay with you for a while.
36. Sometimes I don't feel like eating. When the weather is cold, I want to eat hot pot, rice noodles and mala Tang to warm myself up. When the weather is hot, I want to eat cold noodles and barbecue ice cream, and the food is amazing.
37. One person eats hot pot, one person eats Korean food, one person eats Japanese food, and one person can't stop eating, drinking and drinking, and he will never feel uncomfortable because of loneliness again. I think I'm used to this life.
38. Everyday ~ Take my parents to eat hot pot. It is more suitable to eat hot pot on snowy days ~
39. Life should not only be sweet, but also meat.
40. Life has given me a bag of hot pot, and I want to turn it into a boiling hot pot.
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