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14 years ago, the girl who deliberately handed in a blank sheet of paper and wrote 8000 words against the college entrance examination, how is her life now?

After the humiliation of World War I in 2006, she embarked on the road of working. 20 1 1 year, she got married and had children, and lived a mediocre life of sunbathing on the internet. Now she has reconciled with her mediocrity and saved it. What she is worried about is broken silver, rice, oil and salt, but every year when she takes the college entrance examination, she will definitely recall her lonely glory at that time.

1. 14 years ago, Jiang Duoduo thought he was a spark in the wasteland, but he was actually just a smoking cow dung. With hatred for the domestic college entrance examination system and reverence for the foreign college entrance examination system, Jiang Duoduo used 8000 words in the college entrance examination, angrily denouncing the persecution of the system, the bondage of nature, the strangulation of human nature, the imprisonment of creation and the burying of genius?

She thinks she is brilliant and meticulous. She expects that the marking teacher will be impressed by her own depth of thought after reading it, which will lead to the turmoil in the whole education sector, and then a famous school will extend an olive branch. She will turn the college entrance examination system she hates upside down and save thousands of students in Qian Qian, China.

In fact, however, the shock she caused was more like a joke. Her childish behavior has not received positive attention. The most tangible thing she got was to invalidate her exam results.

When the result came, she did not believe it. She didn't believe that her vigorous burning brought such an ordinary and ridiculous result. When she sat on the threshold of her dilapidated small courtyard and received scrutiny and curious eyes from all over the country, I believe she must be extremely disappointed with the world, so she declined the help of the local education bureau and decided to show her talents to the world again.

She began to write novels and cast a comprehensive net for submission, in exchange for nothing but sinking into the sea. When the last wisp of smoke of cow dung dispersed, she realized that burning cow dung could only give dry rice people a little pleasure in cooking, but it could not burn a prairie fire. She decided to stop being a spark and go to work.

From then on, her moment of glory, if it can still be called glory, is over.

The lonely courage with knowledge in this world is called courage, but the lonely courage with innocence and stupidity is only called Gu Yong. She just disappeared in the history of Chinese college entrance examination after Gu Yong, that's all.

Second, if you think the college entrance examination system abroad is better, then I want to give you a mouth to sober you up. A senior three student in China sells vegetables, cars, vegetables, cars, vegetables, dishes, rents, sells and works as a developer.

What is fairness! This is called fairness! This is called fairness that is rare in the world!

You know, in foreign public schools, family differences can't be that big, and the children of ordinary families can't be classmates with the rich second generation, because neither of you went to the same school, learned the same knowledge and received the same model of education.

The so-called happy education and encouraging teaching abroad is essentially to coax children, which is a tool to solidify classes and concentrate on learning some basic common sense. After graduation, you should look for a job and go to a technical school. After coming out, your father is blue-collar, and so are you. Your mother has been a cashier all her life. You can be a stepmother and continue to be a cashier. Your ancestors have worked for capitalists for eight generations, and you will continue to work for them.

Few people can successfully cross classes!

And those rich children who can go to private schools will not have teachers who have no brains to encourage you. They will clearly point out your shortcomings and gaps, and you have the potential to dig out endless knowledge and always tell you how far you are from better people. The pressure is much greater than that of Shangguan two dog. Shangguan two dog is still attending cram school in the next village holiday, but the pressure comes from different sources. Other people's pressure comes from social responsibility and family identity, and two dog's pressure comes from a fucking broom.

In Britain, 80% of social and government positions are held by graduates from private schools, and this number will increase year by year until it is completely controlled by the elite. This is the cruel reality.

Generally speaking, elite education abroad is to close the upper channel, the elite will always be the elite, and the civilians will always be the civilians. Elite will brainwash civilians while studying hard, so that they will enjoy it and be willing to be mediocre.

Although the college entrance examination in our country has various drawbacks, it is as expensive as the poor. As long as the college entrance examination system exists, the rising channel will not be closed for one day. As long as you work hard enough, you will definitely change your destiny and honor your ancestors.

3. Is it true that Jiang Duoduo said that foreign countries can apply for universities without examination? It's true. This is not true.

To tell you the truth, we all know Wang, our classmate Chuan Jianguo, who graduated from Wharton Business School. Maybe you are not familiar with this school. If I say one more word, you will know how great this school is. As far as we know, the MBA is from this school.

Chuan Jianguo makes grammatical mistakes when tweeting every day. It can be seen that he is a scum Does he deserve Pennsylvania? He doesn't deserve it, but his father's money does. His father owned a real estate company, so he went to Wharton and went to graduate school.

Besides, it's not true. If you want to apply for a foreign university, it is even harder to have no money! Take France as an example. It is the limit of life for domestic college entrance examination students to repeat their studies for two years. It is common to repeat a grade in France for three or four years. After taking the college entrance examination, you think you can apply to the school. Stop dreaming. You have to take a two-year preparatory course before you can take the exam of the university you apply for. Only by passing the exam can you be admitted. This admission rate is only a touching tenth, which is even more difficult than your test in North China.

Jiang Duoduo's brain is purely in the water. I don't know where I heard the pheasant cooing dei, so I believed it. I thought I was going to go to college abroad, so I filled out a form, wrote down my name, phone number, home address, and the admission notice would be sent to my home, and then I took an oath on the test paper when I took the college entrance examination. Crazy is really stupid.

Fourth, foreign elite education is expensive in drinking blood, while universities are expensive in drinking poisonous blood. Are we completely unable to afford it? Someone told me that foreign college students can make money without paying tuition at all. I was so shocked that I thought my network was 2G. I didn't even know such a big thing.

I simply sprayed it when I asked. He saw a big V from the media saying that American universities have full scholarships, and they can earn more if they can't spend them all!

My old swan, there are few such things as full scholarships in the whole school. How can it be readily available from some media? Even a grant is not so easy to apply for. Many of them need letters of recommendation or works they can get. Do you think other universities are charities?

How expensive is elite education abroad? Take Winchester College, Wang Sicong's alma mater, as an example. The boarding fee is about 37 thousand pounds a year, and the tuition fee is more than 10 thousand pounds per semester/kloc-0. That's not their expensive school uniform. This is fifty thousand pounds. You can check the exchange rate of the pound and you will know that this thing is affordable for ordinary people. Not only ordinary China people can't afford it, but also ordinary British people can't afford it!

Of course, schools also have disadvantages. Just filling out an application form costs more than 300 pounds, and you may not be able to take it, because people's exams and admission numbers are very strict (if they are royalty, you don't have to take the exam). If you are lucky enough to study in this school, your chances of going to Cambridge and Oxford in the future will be as high as 35%.

The tuition fees of foreign universities, taking the United States as an example, are 23,000 yuan per year for public universities and 3 1000 yuan per year for private universities, calculated in US dollars.

Comparing the tuition fees in China, we should thank the motherland and the Party.

Finally: If you are a student and happen to see this article, please study hard, so the college entrance examination is true? Shortcut in life, because no one in society will compete with you at a starting point.