Important tasks after funny sentences 80

The important task after 1:80 is manufacturing after 08. Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

Please don't ask him to use his brain-his left brain is full of water and his right brain is full of flour, so he just moves easily and everything is paste.

4. Loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

5. On the way to Fan Jing, Tongren, Guizhou, the slogan of a slaughterhouse was: Use Theory of Three Represents Theory to guide our slaughter work!

6. I really want to have a quiet and serious secret love like Don Quixote.

7: Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the mountain, so there is the Great Wall in the world.

8. men-before engagement, like grandchildren, obedient. After engagement, learn to talk back like a son. Give orders like Lao Zi after marriage.

9: You are peaceful, well-intentioned, ingenious, hardworking and heartless.

10: Are you missing or kidnapped? If you lose it, don't look for it. Might as well be kidnapped!

1 1: You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the shoes, I am the brush, you are Hami, I am the melon, you ignore me and I commit suicide!

12: Are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, but you want to throw stones at my head! After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.

13: You eat yours, I eat yours, you don't eat mine, I only eat yours, after eating yours, you go!

14: rural credit cooperatives: rural credit cooperatives are the intimate people of Lao Bai's sexual life.

15: universal compulsory education: it is better to adopt a daughter who doesn't study than to raise a pig! Raising a son who doesn't study is like raising a donkey!

16: What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters.

17: There are many ugly mobile phones in the world. You can't find anything uglier than yours!

18: Who held my hand and made me crazy for half my life; Who, kiss my eyes, cover my half-life displacement.

19: Who says crows are generally black? In fact, one is darker than the other!

20: Skipping classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

2 1: Although I can't be the descendant of the rich, I must be the ancestor of the rich.

22: If you want to be an emperor, you are afraid of verbosity; Want to be an official, afraid of many things; Want to eat, afraid to brush the pot; Afraid of getting into trouble, I really want to beat you up.

When you slip and become a cripple, you turn around and flash your waist.

24: I have a left dragon, a right white tiger and Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder.

25: Next to the sightseeing pier near Gulangyu Island in Xiamen: illegal cross-border sightseeing, beware of bullets being swept away.

26: The moon hangs in the sky, the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon is worried, the cowherd and the weaver girl are in love, and the old matchmaker is mythical. There is a fool who doesn't talk and squints at the phone.

The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget, and the more you forget, the less you know. Why study?

28: What can face do if it is not for making money?

Funny quotations were popular in the eighties and nineties.

1, greetings are not necessarily serious, but they must be sincere and touching.

2, the iron cock will leave some rust, you are simply a stainless steel cock!

3. You don't know what dependence is until you drop your belt.

Happiness is a comparative thing, and you can only feel it when there is something at the bottom.

Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

6. Everyone is primitive at birth. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!

7. Romance is a beautiful evening dress, but you can't wear it all the time.

8. The so-called fate is the reason when love succeeds and the excuse when it fails; The so-called wedding is a ceremony for lovers to become "family"; The so-called breakup is something that a woman may not be able to do once she says it a hundred times, but a man can do it once.

9. The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

10, being busy is a kind of happiness, which makes us have no time to experience pain; Running around is a kind of happiness, which makes us truly feel life; Fatigue is a kind of enjoyment, which leaves us no time to be empty.

1 1. Doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary, and doing all simple things right is not simple.

12. Lie down where you fell.

13, women please themselves, and men pity themselves.

14, there are some things that you know are wrong, but you have to persist because you are unwilling; Some people, knowing love, have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, knowing that the road has gone, we are still moving forward because we are used to it.

15, unreasonable, there must be a plan!

16, one sentence "take it" is better than two sentences "I'll give it to you".

17, rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and get some money to hold a money field.

18, the road is bumpy, give a shout and go on.

19, the biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

20. Smoke is not obedient, so we smoke.

2 1, when a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary from now on, and there is no independence day.

22. Close my eyes and I see my future. ...

23. If you are angry for one minute, you will lose 60 seconds of happiness.

24, the sea is wide with diving, and the drums are broken.

25. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

26. I thought I was "invisible" and others couldn't find me. It's no use. People like me, like fireflies in the dark, are bright enough and outstanding enough.

27. Besides love, there are radishes in other people's fields.

28. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain.

29. It is better to be beautiful than to live beautifully!

I am not a prince. Why do girls always think they should be a princess when they see me?

3 1, the previous area was promiscuous and pulled out.

Post-80s sad statement

1. I was in tears when you turned around.

I am used to walking alone after being excited and disdainful of taking part in plunder.

There are too many people in this world who can't help themselves.

4. Forever in our mouth has finally turned into a hurried year.

Love can be addictive, but never intoxicating.

6. Tell yourself in your dreams that feelings grow and hatred grows.

7. Your face is still in my heart and I miss it very much.

8. A man seldom has ups and downs, but he still needs to be strong.

9. Listening to sad songs and singing all the feelings I can't say.

10, weak accusation, you think I don't care.

1 1. When there is nothing to say to each other, this relationship is over.

12, even if you are dirty like a hedgehog, there is still no taboo for me to hug.

13, maybe when I leave you, you will know my existence.

14. If I don't send you a message, we will never chat.

15, sometimes, I'm not ignoring you, just waiting for you to speak first.

Even if you don't remember me, I still love you with a smile.

17, love has no reason, love can't be said, and happiness is a luxury.

18, close the door. I locked myself up and closed my heart. I locked the world.

19, I am willing to look all over the world for you, but you have already left my world.

20. Burn a mirage with matches and let yourself escape from the heavy rain.

2 1, since when, there is no place for you in my heart.

22. Perhaps it is because of blind tolerance that hatred arises between us.

23. We have been practicing smiling, and finally we become people who dare not cry.

I was sincere at that time, but I couldn't find your heart later.

I think you don't love me for a long time, but you can't let go of that last tenderness.

26, everything is clear, only the whereabouts of love is unknown.

27. All the happy past turned into tears, just because you are no longer with me.

28. Compare two fish who is handsome. Handsome is tomorrow's dish.

29, life is like a play, I am empty and lonely, because I live too much.

When the sun stung my eyes, tears blurred my vision.

3 1, sorry, you are just one of the tools I use, nothing important.

32. Time will slowly precipitate, and some people will gradually blur in your heart.

33. Stand firm and have the courage and confidence to face difficulties.

34. The blurred figure in the rain is a beautiful and sad yesterday under the street lamp.

35. loving you is like taking drugs. As long as you get it, you can't live without it.

36. You chased me and made me give up the idea of starting a family and have the intention of becoming a monk.

37. If you cling to the past too tightly, how can you make room to embrace the present?

38. You disappeared for several years that day, and no one could understand my sadness.

39. If all you want is a toy, goodbye.

40. I can't forget your smiling face, and I can't get rid of the entanglement of memory.

4 1, growing up, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to study.

42. Take a step back and let one step help others. It is self-cultivation and practice.

43. If time makes me strange to you, I will use memories to make me more familiar with you.

44. I can't help comparing myself with her. You probably don't understand, because I love you.

45. Living an ordinary life in Russia is none of Russia's business.

46, who still remembers, at that time, it was agreed that we would never part, so we swore.

47. Happiness is actually very simple: someone loves it; Have something to do; Look forward to it

48. Even if someone breaks your heart, there will always be someone willing to repair it.

49. It doesn't matter whether you have me in your heart or not. The important thing is that I have you in my heart now.

I thought I was strong enough, but I still can't compete with your persistence and your indifference.

5 1, since you appeared, in my lifetime, you will participate in my every miss.

We haven't forgotten what happened at the beginning, but unfortunately, after years of waiting, we will all be fine.

53. Death, death, death is God, love, love, love.

54. The loneliest gesture is looking at the sky without you.

You didn't come today, suddenly you wanted to see you, and you were so afraid to see you.

56. Later, people who don't understand love gradually understand. I know how to love people, but I dare not love them again.

57. The sound instantly sank into the submarine canyon, surrounded by brilliant silence.

58. I don't know what will happen to me in the future. All I know is that I am confused now.

59. The happiest time in my man's life is before falling in love with you and after leaving you.

60. Loneliness is not innate, but begins from the moment you fall in love with someone.

6 1. Don't let past sadness or future worries ruin your present happiness.

62, you are no longer my who, I am no longer your who, go Dutch, lonely.

If you don't understand my silence, you will never understand what I said.

I like to know different people or things, but I don't want others to disturb my life.

65. Pei Ze; I'm afraid there are too many rumors that can flow into the innocent ears of victims.

66. The bravest thing in the world is listening to your love with a smile.

If, one day, I walk into your heart, I will cry, because there is no me there.

68. What you miss is not the old days, but the love you lived in but never mentioned.

69. What I love doesn't belong to me after all, and it's not me who will accompany you to the end.

If you don't like me, don't look at me. Remember to take a detour when you see me in the future.

7 1. Who lit a faint warm lamp on the edge of a distant mountain?

72. You don't know how long I have been waiting for you. Therefore, I would rather die than leave.

73. Walk away. When you read it, you will forget it. I'm tired of watching it. When you listen, you will wake up.

74. The difference between you and me is that I regard you as the only one and you regard me as one of them.

75. If one day, you walk into my heart, you will find that it is full of your sadness.

76. In this world, someone always gives you a pack of arsenic, and you treat it as honey.

77. Good feelings are inseparable from three things: eyes that can't cry, mouth that can't lie, and immortal love.

78. When can I learn to care less? If I could, my heart wouldn't hurt so much.

79. We agreed to go together, but in the end I was the only one waiting at the terminal of love.

Classic sentences of post-80s generation.

Classic sentences of post-80s generation.

1. How to lose weight without eating?

No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

Being pregnant is just like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

It's easy to quit smoking, but it's too difficult to quit you!

In fact, I am a genius, but unfortunately I am jealous of talents!

6. Don't call me for no reason, and don't call me for no reason.

7. Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

8. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird.

9. Go as far as you want!

10. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.

1 1. How much sorrow can you have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

12. I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

13. I'm different from you because I'm human.

14. I lose weight every day except during meals, and you still say that I have no perseverance?

15. I want to puppy love, but it's already late.

16. If I become a personnel manager, the first thing I have to do is to promote myself to be the boss.

17. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

18. When I woke up, it was already dark.

19. Hugging is really a strange thing. We are so close, but we can't see each other's faces.

20. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

2 1. looks like a steamed stuffed bun, so don't blame the dog for following.

22. Exercise your muscles to prevent being beaten!

23. Prerequisite for marriage: having a car and a house.

24. Boss, is money really that important to you? You talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind?

25. God, did you share a room in summer and winter? This kind of weather!

26. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

27. I'm not nice to you without money and power. Can you follow me?

28. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

29. The old ladies on Naihe Bridge have sold Pepsi. How can I forget you?

30. A man's lies can lie to a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can lie to a man for a lifetime!

3 1. Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.

32. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!

33. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby!

Why do you get up so early? The nightclub hasn't opened yet!

35. Nothing money can solve is a problem.

36. People are not smart, but dare to learn from others?

37. If you ignore me, I will become a dog.

38. Life is easy; Living is easy; Life is not easy.

39. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

40. Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art.