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Signs show that melon seeds have a variety of flavors, so avoid mixing.

A seller of melon seeds, including black melon seeds (commonly known as black tail), sells them like this: sweet melon seeds, and the boss of melon seeds is black tail (yǐ) ba (bà). Black Tail Black Tail, if you eat black tail, you are not afraid to walk at night. If you are not afraid, come and eat the black tail. ...

One sells "electrostatic vacuum cleaners (also called electrostatic brushes)". He sells it like this: electrostatic brush, electrostatic brush, 10 yuan, you take it home. Hey! Ten yuan, ten yuan, ten yuan, you can't flash around, you can't buy a house, you can't buy a place, you can't buy a car, you can't buy a horse, just buy an electrostatic brush. Young and old, let's not compete with money. Ten dollars to buy a brush to go home, save money, worry, save money, be filial to your parents, and your neighbors praise you. ...

A garlic seller: The customer stopped to have a look at the purple garlic sold in our house. The head is fat and crisp, neither sweet nor sour nor spicy. We don't need money, garlic, garlic, taste it first, then buy it. ...

A "semi-automatic towing" seller peddled that semi-automatic towing has many advantages. High-tech new products are easy to use without electricity. Every household should wipe it, and every household should mop it. From the age of 99 to the moment when the child can just walk, he will clean it with a light brush, wipe it horizontally, vertically, in circles, and clean the corners. The old products have been eliminated, and it's hard to bend over and wipe them hard. After wiping the floor, you don't need to wash or twist it. When you press it, it will turn, three times and two times. You can use it again after cleaning and drying. The new product is good, and it is also a treasure to buy at home.