Stephen Chow's funny lines.

Stephen Chow is undoubtedly a milestone in China's film industry, and his Zhou-style nonsense lines are recognized as the highest peak of China's funny movies, which is unprecedented. The following are the funny lines in Stephen Chow movies that I carefully arranged for you. I hope you like them.

Stephen Chow film funny lines selected edition.

1 Be professional! King of comedy.

2 ok! He slipped it in without thinking, and he is really a good man on the swing. I love you! Counting dead grass

I didn't expect the lion's roar to have a big horn, so I candidly admit defeat. skill

How is his martial arts? It's called nine days and ten places. Bodhisattva shook her head in fear and split the golden lightning palm! Within 100 miles of Fiona Fang, no matter fleas, all Huasong flies! Duke of Lushan

Da Vinci: I got a research job in the Central Mental Hospital. Q: What do you study?

In ancient times, Guan Yunchang devoted himself to playing chess to detoxify. Today, I am addicted to watching porn to dig bones and get warheads. Domestic Lingling lacquer

Mr. Qi: I'm a green dragon left and a white tiger right. The old cow is at the waist and the faucet is at the chest. If people don't kill people, the Buddha won't kill the Buddha! Flirting Scholar

My admiration for you is really like a surging river, endless, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control. Duke of Lushan

9 "I once had a sincere love in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it." The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me a chance to start over, I will say three words to that girl:' I love you'. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years. "A Chinese Odyssey.

10 How do you call it? Do you have a sense of public morality? Noisy! Neighbors don't have to sleep? I have to work tomorrow, get out! skill

The latest version of Stephen Chow's funny lines.

1 I play hundreds of thousands a second. Will I play football with you? Shaolin soccer.

If you are unhappy, it's no use even if you live forever. If you are happy, even if you can only live for a few days, it is enough! A Chinese Odyssey

Actually, I'm an actor. King of comedy.

What are the Big Four? Brother. What brother? Do you have a sense of public morality? Let's not let our neighbors sleep! I have to work tomorrow. What a bunch of scum! skill

5 One Township, Two Li * * * Three masters dare to teach seven sons without knowing the Four Books, Five Classics and Six Arts. Nine poor people in ten rooms make up 82776 cents and 50 cents, but they are still half-hearted and first-class. Flirting Scholar

6 wrong! This is not an ordinary box, it is the god in the box, referred to as the box god! Domestic zero paint

My real identity is to change the social atmosphere, fascinate thousands of girls and improve the connotation of young people. * * * Movie Market, Gu Jing, Raymond magic expert, English name: JingKoo! expert magician

People are born of mothers, and demons are born of mothers. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale? A Chinese Odyssey

People are born of mothers, and demons are born of mothers. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale. A Chinese Odyssey

10 Three masters in one township and two Li * * * don't understand the Four Books, Five Classics and Six Classics, but they boldly teach seven sons. Ten rooms and nine poverty still make up for 827654, half-hearted and first-class. Flirting Scholar

1 1 The surface of alkaline water is not cooled, so the surface is full of alkaline water. Fish balls don't taste like fish either, but you added curry juice to cover it up, trying to make it into curry fish balls. But it's naive, because you haven't cooked it long enough. The taste of curry only stays on the surface and doesn't go deep into it at all. Fish balls will be diluted when they are put into soup. A good curry fish balls will make you taste neither fish nor curry. Defeat Never picked radish, too much muscle, failure! The pigskin was so badly cooked that it didn't bite the head. Defeat Pig blood will rot when it is cut, a failure in failure! The worst thing is the large intestine, which is not cleaned at all, and there is a lump of shit. Are you mistaken? Hey, shit. Hey, shit. Did you get a look at him? Hey, shit! God of cooking

12 has never tried such a fresh and refined feeling. Fresh beef, sweet shrimp and mixed flavor are even worse than "Rat Point", just as they are more poetic than my first love. The so-called looking up, I found it was moonlight and sinking back, and I suddenly thought that home is a good poem! What a good poem! God of cooking

13 has never tried such a fresh and refined feeling. Fresh beef, sweet shrimp and mixed taste are even worse than "mouse", just as they are more poetic than my first love. When I looked up, I found that it was moonlight, and when I sank back again, I suddenly thought of home. What a good poem! What a good poem! God of cooking

14! The master's thinking is really like sailing against the current, and he is worthy of being the king with ideas. Counting hay

15 It is our duty as citizens to eliminate violence, and it is also my own interest to do good deeds and accumulate virtues, so I help the old lady cross the street once a week, and if it is a national holiday, I will do it two or three times more. Lord of Destruction

16 I reached the highest level of my life at such a young age, and then I had no choice but to end my life! The legend of the dragon

17 Do you think I can't find you if I hide here? It's no use. No matter where you are, an excellent person is as outstanding as a firefly in the stars at night. Your melancholy eyes, sparse beard, magical knife skills and that cup of Drymartine all fascinated me deeply. Domestic Lingling lacquer

18 There is a dead mouse hanging around his waist pretending to be hunting. skill

19 What's your mother's name? A Chinese Odyssey

Eliminating violence and safety is our obligation as citizens, and doing good deeds and accumulating virtues is also my own interest, so I will do an activity to help the old lady cross the road once a week. If it is a national holiday, I will do it two or three times. Lord of Destruction

A popular version of funny lines in Stephen Chow's movies

Not even 1, not even martial arts, wake up! I think you'd better go back and be your promising mountain thief! A Chinese Odyssey

Good is rewarded with good, and evil with evil. Heaven is right, and God is real. I once caught the dragon and phoenix by mistake. The emperor caught me today, which is really instructive. My admiration for the emperor is like a raging river. It is like the Yellow River flooding out of control. Duke of Lushan

Go back to Mars. The earth is dangerous. Shaolin soccer.

Giving birth to me is a side effect! Don't you like the manufacturing process? Baak bin sing gwan

Five chicken feet * * * is patriotic! Jigong

Even a piece of toilet paper has its own uses. Domestic Lingling lacquer

I should hit you, but I won't hurt you! Shaolin soccer.

Wukong, you are naughty again. How can you talk to sister Guanyin like this? A Chinese Odyssey

Do you need a reason to like someone? Need it? Don't you need it? Need it? A Chinese Odyssey

Even a roll of toilet paper has its uses. Domestic Lingling lacquer

1 1 I originally wanted to use this 10 yuan to study and become a lawyer, but for the sake of world peace ... alas. skill

12 Do I have to tell you the palm of the Tathagata? skill

13 The poor monk is the abbot of Shaolin Temple, whose legal name is wet dream. Amitabha, I came and went with the wind ... "Gourmet"

14 He is arrogant, but he is kind-hearted and low-key, but he is admired by thousands of people. He can bring the fire given by God to the extreme and cook super dishes called "the art of fire". Is he the immortal incarnation? Or the Hellscream? No one knows, but what is certain is that everyone gives him a title-food ~ ~ God! God of cooking

15 I'll take you. A Chinese Odyssey

16 chatted very congenially, but paid some medical expenses. skill

17 well, I'll tell you, I saw UFOs when I was a child, which is what the world calls UFOs and UFOs. You got it? When I was 4 years old, I saw the legendary Loch Ness monster, and talked with Bigfoot Eight in the Himalayas, guessing boxing. In addition, I have been playing roller coasters every morning and pirate boats in the afternoon since I was a child, because I play pirate boats in the morning, roller coasters in the afternoon and pirate boats at dusk. Let me tell you something. Night of the soul

18 Do you think I can't find you if I hide here? It's no use. No matter where you are, a calm person is as outstanding as a firefly in the dark. Your melancholy eyes, sparse beard, amazing knife skills and that cup of Drymartine deeply attracted me. Domestic Lingling lacquer

19 doesn't have the strength to hit people, and it's called a triad? skill

Is this battle formation called Little Dragon Girl in Legend of the Condor Heroes? skill

2 1 Are you serious? ! What I said can't be broken! Not bad! I am Tang Bohu who pays equal attention to beauty and wisdom, and I am the embodiment of hero and chivalry! Flirting Scholar

22 flying is the flying of Xiao Li's flying knife, and the knife is Xiao Li's flying knife. Domestic Lingling lacquer

Sweeping the floor is just my superficial work. My real identity is a research monk. Shaolin soccer.

I've been lying to you, you know? Just cheating, just like a moth, knowing that she will get hurt, she will still jump on the fire-moths are so stupid! Marriage of the Great Sage on a Chinese Odyssey

25 whoa whoa whoa ~ ~ ok! To tell you the truth, I'm called the little * * * Zhou Botong who is well proportioned and pear blossoms crush Haitang! Flirting Scholar

I am the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry-Tang Bohu. Flirting Scholar

Water is famous for picking up girls countless times, which is a thorn in our side. His elegant posture exudes charming charm, which makes all girls irresistible. His heartbreaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is recognized as a neighbor lover and the soul of a tea restaurant, and everyone knows him-Prince Egg Tower. Travel by train

In this play, she fully shows the sigh and frustrations of a wife abandoned by her husband. No matter in her eyes, expression or even behavior, she can play a nuanced and incisive role, especially in the last action of falling off a horse, which can show postmodernism and strong accusation against this society. Agent Omi's sporadic hair

Tang Priest: So being a demon is like being a human being. You should have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you will no longer be a demon, but a shemale. A Chinese Odyssey

Hurry back to Mars, the earth is dangerous! Shaolin soccer.

3 1 Sir, your forehead is high and your eyes are bright. Immortals are reincarnated and descended from the mortal world. I finally waited for you. Don't go. Although I let the cat out of the bag and disaster is inevitable, I am destined to show you the whole picture, even if I have to take great risks. God of cooking

Da Vinci replied: I am studying! Domestic Lingling lacquer

He pretended to be a hunter with a dead mouse around his waist. skill

With your wisdom, can I fool you? Flirting Scholar

35 chickens are also patriotic! Jigong

This poor monk is the abbot of Shaolin Temple, and his legal name is wet dream. Amitabha, I came and went with the wind. God of cooking

37 eternal cut! God of cooking

Don't think I won't hit you because you are handsome. skill

My real identity is to change the social atmosphere, make thousands of girls popular and improve the connotation of young people. * * * The English name of Gu Jing, a moving expert in Yushu, is JingKoo! expert magician

I want you to meet Pizad's boyfriend. His hairstyle is bad and ugly, he has no money, he has never studied, his efficiency is average, but he is a good-looking talent. Ha ha laugh ... king of thousands of kings 2000