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The classic advertisement of Fantasy Journey to the West.
I used to belong to ☆ wave ★ diffuse ★ full house ☆, and the excitement began.
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2. I am romantic, romantic, and I don't know how to be happy; My left hand holds soft MM, and my right hand is a goblin; I traveled all over the dusk and the moon and won an empty space; I have high blood, high sensitivity and high attack, and I kill people invisibly. Welcome to the romantic room.
3. Extraordinary good news: The perfect convenience hotline was opened today. If you have no money to take a bath, please press1; The equipment is not good enough, please press 2; To find a good gang, please press 3; To solve all these troubles, please go directly to the romantic room and welcome new and old friends home.
Choosing a gang is like entering a restaurant. Where my family is, I will go. The room is full of romance. I heard that there are 100 people online. I believe the public, the room will be full of romance. I think so, too. Welcome 80+ aspiring young people to join us.
5, many beautiful women say that I am handsome, I don't admit it. They hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical. All the players in the region said romance was good, but I didn't speak. They all despised me and said I wouldn't introduce them. Now the opportunity is in front of you. If you are tempted, you can take action.
6. I am looking up. How many players are flying freely on the stream? I can't help now. Don't be sad. I want to meet you again in that romantic room. Life is dragging on, the tide is rising, and the distant place with romantic help is heaven.
7. Very good news. In order to welcome the arrival of the August 1st Army Day, our gang held an activity to send our wives away. Friends who went to help on August 1 day were all gifts from their wives. Please a little faster. For details, please consult the crazy d drunkard. Help me, m.
8, the east wind blows, gongs and drums knock, romantic all over the world; Drunks are brave, smokers are wise and bosses are wise. Take an examination of the charm, the cat is tender, the gentle and graceful women are piled up, the temptation is as good as snow, and the brothers are like people. Romantic room full of young people * * * Business country.
9. Playing hooligans in Yuji and picking up girls in Youlan Village are getting stronger and stronger. The romantic man is a wolf, the tree in Wang Yu Village has been cut down, and the tomb in Ghost Animal Town has been stolen. They have traveled all over the world in their lives. Romantic men are cool. Romantic home welcomes young people with warm blood to join.
10 a romantic house is like a bra, which will always support you intimately; Just like underwear, even if you have ups and downs, it will always contain you; It's also like a sanitary napkin. If you are sad and bleeding, he will wipe it for you. It is more like a condom. Whatever you have, he will help you. I hope you don't look impotent. You won't help if you see it clearly.
1 1, the place where bones are buried leaves marks, the city of tears kills people, and the heroes of ancient and modern times are proud. Romantic men are gods. Bathing in the infinite sea, the ancient road of ice wounds has passed, and if the sky is old. Welcome romantic young people to join the room.
12, equipment is like masturbation, you have to rely on your own hands. The perfect coin is like a holiday. Without them, you would be dumbfounded. Bounty is like whoring. You pay the money and you contribute. Join the romantic room, our slogan: romantic room, Niu B you enter.
13. We can't give you anything here. The only thing we can give you is a heart, a heart that never gives up. No one will argue with you here, there is more harmony and joy here. Romantic rooms will always welcome you.
14, people floating in the rivers and lakes, who can not get a knife? The rivers and lakes are stormy, and wine is like a steel knife. Glaring at mountains and rivers, jade arm grabs coquettish, and I can rely on it if I get a knife. After joining romance, you will no longer suffer. Welcome to the romantic room. M, let me help.
15. People are floating in rivers and lakes. Why were they stabbed? If you part ways, you part ways. Why go their separate ways? Riding a thousand miles alone is bound to trip over. Six generals will be killed in five levels, and the first level will not be guaranteed. After joining romance, you will no longer suffer. Welcome to the romantic room. M, let me help.
16, people float in the rivers and lakes, and you float me more. When the sea screams, black me first. You are a wild goose in the cloud, and I am afraid. No matter how beautiful this country is, I wear a green hat. After joining romance, you will no longer suffer. Welcome to the romantic room. M, let me help.
17, people are floating in the rivers and lakes, why am I floating alone? The king of Chu has a thin waist, and the hero bends down. The spring night is fine, and there is a midnight snack in the canteen. The moon shines on Qin Guan, and the wind and rain lock Baqiao. After joining romance, you will no longer suffer. Welcome to the romantic room. M, let me help.
18, people are floating in rivers and lakes, why don't you float? Three bags in front of the door are necessary, but mistresses are not allowed. Paying taxes depends on consciousness, and concubinage is arrogant. How many men, hidden in the golden house. After joining romance, you will no longer suffer. Welcome to the romantic room. M, let me help.
19, people float in the rivers and lakes, and if they don't float, they have to float. Go out as a messenger and go home as a leader. Pears blossom in the yard and peaches grow outside the window. Steal chickens and eat rice, and then grow rice. After joining romance, you will no longer suffer. Welcome to the romantic room. M, let me help.
20. People are floating in rivers and lakes, and clouds are floating in the sky. You sat in the room, and I got wet by the heavy rain. I bend over all the year round just for five buckets of rice. There is still no firewood to burn. After joining romance, you will no longer suffer. Welcome to the romantic room. M, let me help.
2 1, people are floating in the rivers and lakes, and wine is burning in the heart. My sister has a charming voice and my brother has left home. Ruthless and still affectionate, there is rain and no rain. I'm not worried about being young, but I hate early marriage. After joining romance, you will no longer suffer. Welcome to the romantic room. M, let me help.
22. People are floating in the rivers and lakes, one knife after another. Knife knife disease such as electricity, from the back of the head. There are herbs in the world, and herbs are poison. There are a thousand willows, and only one underpants is left. After joining romance, you will no longer suffer. Welcome to the romantic room. M, let me help.
23. People are floating in rivers and lakes, and their wives are old at home. Make your bed early and wait until dawn. Your blood pressure will be high if you don't sleep at night. Spend money on guilt, don't kill yourself. After joining romance, you will no longer suffer. Welcome to the romantic room. M, let me help.
24. People are drifting in rivers and lakes, and they are also drifting in vain. Go home, wash and sleep, the public grain is due. Get up early tomorrow, you will be in good spirits. The sunrise is as red as fire, and life runs briskly. After joining romance, you will no longer suffer. Welcome to the romantic room. M, let me help.
25. People in Jianghu have long stopped floating. Close the door to cultivate sentiment and push the window to see Songtao. Tian is the boss and the street is small. The west wind blows the ancient road and leaves the robe. After joining romance, you will no longer suffer. Welcome to the romantic room. M, let me help.
26. Xia Feng fell in love in Zulongcheng, and the monks in Lanruo Temple were molested. Ten thousand women visiting here is the peak, and the romantic daughter is the winner. The city of tears took the kiss and streaked on the ancient road of the underworld, despising the souls of daughters in ancient and modern times, and adding romance will not create spring. Romantic room. Welcome to join us.
27. People say that you stand tall and pee far. Do you want to pee far? Join a romantic room and let you pee further! !
28. There used to be a high-level gang that collected people, but I didn't join it. People don't regret it until they are full. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God gives me another chance, I will definitely join the romantic room.
29, not many people! Love is good, but not helpful. Love is spiritual ~! * * * Light up your dreams with me under the same starlight * * * ~! Come on, my dear brothers and sisters ~ ~! Let's build the strongest gang in this suit ~! Romantic room! The gang you are with is more exciting ~!
30. The task is difficult, and it is even more difficult to repair the truth; Hanging up tired, making money more tired; Poor equipment and even worse luck. Join a romantic room and let you change this situation. M, let me help.
After that, he was transferred to the Xiaoyao Lingxian Gang.
3 1 The newly established small gang "Happy Fairy" gathers people and is invincible. There is no city station, which is the only peaceful zone for arrogant men. Whoever dares to kill me alone, I will retaliate with 100 people. Welcome couples, scattered immortals and peaceful people to this peaceful place, and I will help.
32. Human nature is infinite. The fairy road is vast. Ghosts are happy. When the door of life. Immortality is precious. Ghost Road is very expensive. Join the "Happy Fairy" and sigh at the space. The weather is changeable. I help Japan prosper. Invincible, United with the outside world, welcome couples and scattered immortals from all walks of life.
33. We are a group of fanatical reds who are destined to get together. Because we are% 100 war criminals, we can't keep a low profile. We are eager for romance in the room and often smile with bloodshot eyes. Let's put up a permanent yellow flag. We are "happy fairies"
34. Every day, 135 stones need to be combined. Thumbnails are most afraid of jumping to 16. If you can't get good equipment, you will worry alone. It's really hard to have no money. Are there really only high-level talents these days? Join the "Happy Elf" and let your brother's kindness touch your online game.
Attention to the world: Our gang "Happy Fairy" has friendly relations with gangs of all sizes and is invincible. If people in the gang make trouble outside, they will quit the gang immediately and never accept it. If an outsider kills someone in my gang, he will serve your family. I am willing to come to mm with my current income.
36. Jiu Jianxian shouted: The imperial sword comes by the wind. Between heaven and earth, there is wine and music, but there is no wine. Join Xiaoyao Xian, and you won't be paid for the wine in the future. Cost-effective. Who wants to come?
37. Powerful gangs are at large, and the income from urban wars is equally divided. Beautiful women are like dragons, handsome men are like clouds. They are like smart people together, and they like to brag about the king's skin. We are looking for 80+ people with lofty ideals who are willing to come, MMM.
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