A collection of funny quotes from a night of laughter

A collection of funny quotes that made you laugh all night long

1. As soon as I got up in the morning, I felt the urge to take a nap.

2. When China becomes developed in the future, let foreigners translate classical Chinese.

3. There are two words that hurt millions of netizens: school starts.

4. In the chemistry class, the chemistry teacher asked: "What should you do if the gas leaks in your home?", and the answer was "Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down."

5. I play too much on the computer, and even want to fast forward when watching TV! !

6. Auntie is like a gray wolf. When she leaves, she always shouts: I will definitely come back!

7. One by one, isn’t it because we haven’t finished our homework yet at the beginning of school? As for what? I don’t even know what to do when doing homework

8. As a human being, you must be like Conan, with the spirit of making people die wherever they go.

9. When I went to bed at noon, I changed the automatic reply to "What next?", and my classmates chatted with it all afternoon.

10. Master, I also want to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures and have fun. Not everyone can meet so many sexy female fairies on the road.

11. For the exam, prepare to write "Just search on Baidu and you will know" all over the paper to make the marking teacher angry.

13. I hope to catch the finale of Xinwen Network in my lifetime.

14. I originally wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think that in return, I can not kick him?

15. On the Qingming Festival, it is not easy for students these days to have a holiday. Even taking a holiday has to take the credit of their ancestors.

16. You have the nerve to lie, how dare I not believe it?

17. Rich girl: Have you seen famous brands? My bag says LV! Me: I’ve learned Pinyin and read “Donkey”, right?

18. Yuelao, if it doesn’t work, we will retire. Don't hold on. Do you know how many families San'er has ruined if you continue to hold them back?

19. I have always had a doubt in my mind. It has been 5 years, exactly 5 years. What has the gray wolf been eating to survive?

20. There must be a road in front of the mountain, and I can’t stop even if there is a road. .

21. To explain is to cover up, to cover up is to be dishonest, and to be dishonest is to take care of yourself~!

22. Do you know why the mistress cried? Because Xiaosi is back! Do you know why Xiaosi cried? That's because the boss is back...

23. If the teacher hadn't told you not to litter, I would have thrown you out long ago.

24. A man forgot to bring his money, so he put the bill on the counter and left after eating. The cashier took the bill and shouted: Sir, your bill! The man turned back and smiled: It's your bill

25. When I have money in the future, I will definitely buy 700 million cups of Xiangpiaopiao to see if I can circle the earth twice.

26. Tencent’s “Input” has given many people hope and disappointed many people.

27. I thought about the five words "especially able to endure hardship", and I only did the first four.

28. I finally understand why you lick Oreos first, because then no one will compete with you.

29. Last year, I planted a bunch of girlfriends in the back hill. In autumn, the result is cuckolds all over the mountains and plains. . 30 Classic Funny Quotes_So Funny

1. A seriously ill patient went to see a famous doctor. The nurse said to him: The doctor’s schedule is full and it will take at least three weeks. It's your turn. What? Three weeks? The patient screamed, maybe I won't live until that time! Oh, that's okay, the nurse said, when the time comes, you can ask your family to cancel the appointment on your behalf.

2. My son is in senior class, and I have arranged for the children to come to my house to play on weekends.

My wife got up early, cleaned up the house, and made some delicious food. I said no, a bunch of brats are here, and you are so arrogant. My wife said, you don’t understand, maybe these are your future daughters-in-law! I'll go ahead and start early enough!

3. Xiao Liang was very naughty and went to the neighbor’s orchard to eat strawberries secretly, but was discovered. The neighbor's aunt asked: What is your name? I need to tell your parents! Xiaoliang said calmly: No need, my parents all know my name.

4. Teacher: Starting from the next semester, our school will switch to teaching in English. Student A: Wow! We won't understand. Teacher: Don’t worry about not understanding. Learning a language means listening more. If you listen to me speaking English every day, you will naturally understand it over time. Student B: But I hear the puppy barking at home every day, and I don’t know what it is saying.

5. One day in class, a student deserted. The teacher saw it and wanted to make things difficult for the student. Teacher: What shape do you think the earth is? Student: Round. The teacher was unwilling and asked: Why is the earth flat? Student: Teacher, I listen to you! You have the final say! Whatever you say is convenient, it's convenient.

6. A female colleague is seven months pregnant. She doesn’t know why she can’t eat meat. Even scrambled eggs feel fishy. When she went to the hospital for a re-examination, she was reminded by the doctor that she should eat more meat, otherwise the child would be in trouble after being born malnourished. Then the doctor paused for a few seconds and whispered to her: "My mother-in-law doesn't like you very much." . . My best friend said truthfully: No, I just can’t eat meat and I feel sick when I eat it. . After hearing this, the doctor was stunned for a moment, and then said to her: Could it be that Tang Sanzang is what you are pregnant with?

7. Xiao Ming has always been proud that his father is a great engineer. One day, he met Xiao Hua and chatted with Xiao Hua. Xiao Ming said to Xiao Hua: Do you know the Himalayas? ? Xiaohua said: I know. Xiaoming said: That was built by my father. Hehe. Xiaohua was speechless at that time. He thought for a while and said: Do you know the Dead Sea? My father killed that.

8. My roommate has a 12-year-old sister who is fat and sweats all the time in the hot summer. When she is sweating profusely, she goes out to catch chickens. Because as soon as she caught the chicken, it flapped its wings crazily. Her sister said that the wind was strong and it was cool.

9. The school organized a spring outing. The teacher said: This spring outing, everyone will do group activities. , we can’t be like last time, two and two together, I’m embarrassed to say that you, this time we have to have at least ten people acting together! On the day of the spring outing, everyone performed well. Suddenly, I saw Zhang San holding his stomach and shouting: Who needs to go to the toilet? We have already organized nine people! !

10. My cousin’s daughter is a graduate student working in Shanghai. She is 31 and single this year. A matchmaker in her hometown introduced her to a guy who was said to be very handsome and a musician. Then my cousin asked for leave and came back for a blind date. She was an old bachelor from the countryside who played suona at weddings and weddings. Her face turned blue with anger

11. Yesterday afternoon, when I was shopping with my wife, she suddenly asked me: Your ex-girlfriend and I Who has a good figure? When I was thinking about it, a guy behind me suddenly answered decisively: Hello! We turned around in horror, only to find a stranger. He was probably frightened by our expressions, and said in a trembling voice: Hello, could you please tell me how to get to Bayi Road?

12. The doctor comforted the patient and said: Please believe me, there is nothing serious wrong with you. You need fresh air and I suggest you take some walks and move around. What do you do? Postman, doctor. the patient answered.

13. During the pre-exam mobilization, the math teacher drank some wine and said on the podium: Teaching is a grand secret love. You work hard to love a group of people, but in the end you only move yourself. It is true that students have abused me thousands of times, but I treat students like my first love. The deadline is almost over. I used to be afraid that I would not do well in the exam alone, but now I am afraid that a group of people will not do well in the exam. Dear classmates, if you never leave me, I will depend on you for life and death. If you give up on yourself, I will be powerless. Suddenly the whole class burst into applause. Teacher, you just fell in love!

14. A female man, we had dinner together a few days ago, and she was unhappy. When asked why, she said: I think I should find a boyfriend.

Me: Stop making trouble, eldest sister, didn’t you say you want to be single forever? She said: I had a fight with some hooligans last week and my phone broke. Me: So you think if you find a boyfriend, you won’t have to fight with your own hands or break your phone? She glared: I mean if I have a boyfriend, he can hold my bag for me, and I can beat those little gangsters with ease!

15. After the teacher sends the test papers to the students, he asks the parents to sign. Student Xiaomeng asked: Teacher, do you want your parents to sign, or your grandparents to sign? The teacher said: Whoever keeps his word in your family will sign it. After hearing this, Xiao Meng murmured to himself: So, I can only sign it.

16. Patient: I have been very forgetful recently. I forget what I just said as soon as I turn around! Doctor: How long have you been like this? Patient: How long has it been?

17. A buddy struck up a conversation with a beautiful woman on the road: Sister Mei, you are so beautiful. What do you do for a living? The beauty said: I work in service. This guy said happily: Ah, how I want to be your customer! Where do you work? The beauty said that I put makeup on the corpse at the crematorium. When will you come?

18. Someone teased a child: Are you your father or am I your father? The child said: You are your father! The man hurriedly said: Wrong! Think about it. The child tilted his head and thought for a long time, then asked doubtfully: Am I your father?

19. In a mental hospital, there were two mental patients. A said to B: I recently wrote a book, have you read it? B: I read it and it was well written, but there were too many names in the book and I couldn’t remember them. At this moment, the dean came in and said: What are you two doing with my phone book?

20. Jack's screams came from the bedroom. His mother quickly ran in and saw that his 2-year-old sister was pulling his hair. The mother gently pushed her little daughter's hand away and comforted little Jack: She is still young and she doesn't know that it will hurt you. As soon as the mother walked out of the bedroom, the screams of her little daughter came again. What's the matter? Mom turned and rushed in and asked. Now she knows. Jack replied.

21. A woman had just given birth to a baby. During her confinement period, a group of best friends went to visit her. One of my girlfriends came over and said: Wow, he looks just like your husband! Another girlfriend said: Yes, they look very similar, especially when they are feeding, their eyes look so similar! Suddenly everyone was silent

22. One day, when Xiaofang came home from work, her son Xiaoqiang ran to her and said proudly: Mom, I have learned how to bargain! Xiaofang was puzzled and asked: What should you do? Xiaoqiang said: I took some scraps to the recycling station to sell them. The uncle who collected the scraps said it was one *** six yuan. I said it was too expensive, so he bought it for me for four yuan

23. The subway was so crowded when I went to work in the morning that the bread I bought was squashed. What the heck, I was in a much worse situation than you once. What, how is your bread squeezed? It's not bread. I wanted to fart, but it forced me to burp!

24. Mom: This girl is so pitiful! She lost her father and her best friend, the dog. Betty, would you like to help her get your dog to her? Betty: Oh! Mom, why don't we give dad to her?

25. On Sunday, my brother-in-law took his nephew, who had just entered elementary school, to visit the Ape Man Cave in Zhoukoudian. He felt that it was time to provide his son with basic historical education, so he pointed to the ape-man model and asked: Do you know who your ancestors are? The nephew looked at him in surprise and replied: My grandfather? !

26. When the conductor asked to make up the ticket, the conductor asked: Where should I make up the ticket? Zhengzhou! Have any children? There is one. How old is it? Four and a half years old. Are you over one meter tall? It seems not. Come over there and see if it's overdue. ah? My child is at home! In my old... hometown? The conductor was stunned for several seconds. This girl is naturally dumbfounded!

27. The college composition class requires a ten-page paper discussing the meaning of being a human being. I tried my best to complete the homework, and the professor not only rated it as an excellent work, but also encouraged me to make a living from writing. In the second year, my boyfriend also took this course and had to submit a paper assignment of the same topic and length.

He asked me for help. I gave him my old work for reference, and he copied it verbatim and submitted it to the paper. When the paper was sent back, the professor wrote on it: How is your girlfriend doing?

28. In the chemistry class, the teacher told the students: When thunder occurs, the oxygen in the air will combine to form ozone, a gas with an unpleasant smell. A classmate who believed in Jesus suddenly realized it and said: No wonder people say that thunder is God farting. It turns out it is true!

29. The matchmaker said to the girl: That young man is really good, he is strong, he likes wild survival and camping activities, and he also has chest hair. The girl said to the matchmaker: Can he walk upright?

30. Once I had a quarrel with my classmate. Both of us were very unhappy. During class, my phone vibrated. When I opened it, I saw that it was from my classmate. I was sorry and I was just about to reply to his text message. As a result, 2B immediately raised his hand and said: Teacher, he is playing with his mobile phone in class. 30 classic funny quotes_laughing all day

1. One day I saw a buddy and said to him: buddy, your jeans are torn and you still wear them? My buddy said: This is popular now, you know how to play a string ball. I looked at his exposed anus and thought that city people really know how to play

2. A guy works for a car rental company. I went to his company to hang out at noon one day. I asked him: I rent cars to others every day. Have you ever met a weird customer? The guy looked at the yard and said: The man came to rent the car early in the morning and it hasn't been emptied out yet.

3. At three o'clock in the morning yesterday, LZ was coming home from get off work. On the way, he met a young woman lying on the ground. She was also wearing very revealing clothes. At a glance, she knew that she worked at a nightclub and she was drunk. Okay, I thought my chance had come, so I went up to help her, but damn, the beauty turned her head and vomited all over me. I kept thinking whether she threw up because she was drunk or because she looked at my appearance.

4. After drinking with friends in the evening, I took a taxi home. As soon as I got into the taxi, the driver asked me: Young man, have you been drinking? I was a little surprised: Yo! Master, you have such a sharp nose that you can smell the smell of alcohol on me? The driver said: Smell your sister! You get off the roof of my car first!

5. Early this morning, my girlfriend acted coquettishly to me: Honey, my Apple 6 accidentally fell to the ground and broke. Look, don’t worry. I took out a Nokia from my pocket and said , it has been prepared for you a long time ago, this one is not afraid of falling.

6. I remember once having a drinking party with a female colleague. After drinking, the female colleague got drunk and said she wanted me to sleep with her at night. After hearing this, I slapped her and left her alone. Well, I think she must have wanted to steal the two hundred dollars in my pocket while I was sleeping. I didn’t expect that she was this kind of person, bah!

7. I was taking the subway, and a strange aunt sat next to me. The phone rang, and the aunt answered the call, and said to the phone very cheerfully: Ah, I don't have time tonight. My car broke down and I was taking the subway. I found a handsome guy and I'm going to book a room! The crowded carriage fell silent for an instant. I glanced at the aunt beside me, and when I turned back, I found that everyone in the car was staring at me.

8. During a physical examination at the unit some time ago, a colleague’s fat blood vessels were not obvious. The doctor inserted several injections but failed to draw blood. He said helplessly, comrade, you are so~um, you are so strong, and my colleague is very down-to-earth. , Doctor, I am not strong, I am fat

9. After I came out of the hospital, I was dejected. Suddenly, a fortune teller stopped me: Sir, do you want a fortune teller? I was in a bad mood and yelled: You are just a bird, I will use you to count! The fortune teller only smiled slightly, pinched his fingers and said: Yes, I will count you as a bird. Hey, is your bird okay? I immediately worshiped: Master, how did you know? The master laughed: As the saying goes, if you are strong on the outside, you will naturally be weak on the inside. I asked: Master, what should I do to get rid of my troubles? The master said: You should be softer in appearance, preferably like a transvestite! I asked again: Can I be as hard as a transvestite? The master said: Of course not! But becoming a transvestite becomes a minor pain, and you can live a happy life even if you don’t have to be hard-on, and then you won’t have to worry about it! Me:

10. It has been many years since I graduated. Today is Teacher’s Day. Teacher, I miss you very much. Thank you for your hard work.

I have already returned the knowledge you taught me. Please tell me when you will return the tuition fees to me so that I can buy an iPhone 6s!

11. Wife: Just now at Lao Zhang’s house, you drank five cups of tea in a row. Didn’t you say that you couldn’t sleep at night after drinking tea? Husband: But if I don’t drink the fragrant tea that I can drink for free, I won’t be able to sleep even more when I get home.

12. Doctor: Why can’t you find my pen? I want to give you a prescription. The patient reminded in a low voice: Doctor, didn't you put it in my armpit?

13. As a roommate for four years, I only had one orange segment given to the five of us by her. That’s right, it was really an orange segment. When eating snacks, I always take them to bed, eat them, and then get out of bed after eating. Each person in the dormitory paid two yuan for electricity. My roommate said that we had used her electricity and we should not let her pay for it and we had to pay her! More importantly... I once saw on her camera that her family owned five Audis! Five cars! There are cameras at home!

14. Wife: You just watch TV and don’t even care about the broken faucet. The water is about to flood your home. Come and take a look. Husband: What are you looking at? On which channel?

15. I simply can’t think of a gift to give to my wife to congratulate her on her birthday. The gift shouldn’t be too expensive and make her happy. Write her an anonymous love letter.

16. A female sister weighs 140 pounds and dances square dance with the aunts every night. Her movements are all kinds of slow. Yesterday she took me to watch her and asked me how my dance looked. I said: I think you look like a little swan when you dance. She said: Really! It seems that I have lost weight. I then said: It is the Little Swan brand drum washing machine

17. Mrs. Shana, who runs a fashion store, has been very troubled recently because the flower shop on the left has begun to switch to fashion business, not only the store. It's bigger than our own, and the competitor even has an irritating sign. The deals here are the most cost-effective! . One wave after another, and before the suffocation in Mrs. Shana's heart was completely gone, the flower shop on the right side of the fashion store also started to do fashion business, and also made a dress that seemed very dazzling to Mrs. Shana. The slogan here is the cheapest price! After thinking hard for several days, Mrs. Shana, who couldn't eat well or sleep well, finally came up with a solution and hung a big sign directly above the entrance of her boutique.

18. One day, the old lady and her husband were watching TV together. A commercial was followed by a broadcast of the beauty pageant. The old man blushed when he saw it, got up and went into the house. The old lady smiled: This old man is quite feudal. After a while, the old man came back and sat upright in front of the TV. However, his wife put on a pair of glasses and nagged her: When did your otorrhea get better? Husband: It was the day your throat started to get inflamed

19. When I went out, I met a beggar who asked me for money. He said he hadn’t eaten in a few days. I just bought some steamed buns with my change, so he gave me two of them. He, damn, he actually said that I sent beggars, wasn’t he a beggar?

20. Today, a buddy cut off a ball head and joked to him: Brother, he just got out of prison! He looked at me and said: Do you want to force me to go to jail again? Then I fell silent.

21. I have a strong taste in food and like a lot of salt. One day, my roommate asked me: What does pin mean? I was too lazy to pay attention to him (he liked to ask strange questions) and said casually: It just means eating. The roommate nodded while thinking, as if that was the case. A few days later, my girlfriend came to the dormitory to chat with me, while my roommate was lying on the bed reading a book. When I talked about taste with my girlfriend, she asked me: What is your taste? As soon as his girlfriend finished speaking, his roommate threw down his book, sat up and replied: He has always had strong tastes. I suddenly turned blue.

22. Yesterday, I had a drink with a female colleague. The female colleague told me that she was very happy with the drink and wanted to sleep on my shoulder. While talking, she leaned over and I became anxious on the spot and slapped her. He slapped him in the past and said: Damn, I promised to drink three boxes, and whoever poured it first would pay. Now I regret it. I want to eat the King's meal, so fuck me.

23. The couple went to buy clothes, my wife I was hesitating between a thick piece of clothing and a thin piece of clothing. I didn’t know which one was better, so I asked my husband: Which one do you think is better? My husband said: If you know how to wash clothes, buy a thick one. The wife smiled and asked the boss: Wrap this thin piece for me.

24. A second-hand friend recently bought a new fish tank, and then showed off the fish he bought in various circles on friends. Suddenly there was no movement in the past few days. I called him and asked him. He told me: It was cold and I was afraid that the fish would freeze to death, so I bought a hot water heater to heat the water. I fell asleep and found the fish when I woke up. All cooked.

25. Master Bao and Zhan Zhao went to Africa to play and met a group of black-faced cannibals. The cannibals not only refused to eat the two of them, but also shook hands with Master Bao and brought human flesh to Master Bao to eat. Master Bao was puzzled, and Zhan Zhao said: Sir, the cannibals regard you as their distant relative.

26. My friend said he would drive me home. After getting in the car, I lit a cigarette out of habit. My friend stubbed out my cigarette and said: Don’t smoke in the car. Smoke smell. I slapped him down. The battery car smelled like your sister's cigarettes.

27. A: My boyfriend has everything, a car, a house, and savings. B: Sighed: My boyfriend also has everything, including a bicycle, a rental house, and a loan. C: Let out a long sigh: My boyfriend really has everything, even a wife.

28. Both men and women like to go to the park together on weekends. One day, I was chatting on a bench with my friends when I got tired. Suddenly, my friend pointed in one direction and said: Look, what are you doing over there? Everyone looked in that direction, and it turned out to be a couple hugging and kissing. So, one of my friends got upset. He was so affectionate in public in broad daylight. It was so outrageous! I want to go over and say a few words to him. So, everyone suddenly started discussing what they could say to separate them gracefully. #$^##@ (A flurry of words!) At this time, I came up with a sentence: Go over and tell them: Open your mouth more, okay? Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter.

29. Coach: Relax, don’t be nervous. Well, I'm not nervous. My friend said that during the exam, just treat the instructor next to you as a dog.

30. I was lying on the hospital bed and asked the nurse: Love is gone, family affection is gone, friendship is gone, health is gone, money is gone, do I have nothing? The nurse quickly said gently: How can you talk about yourself like this? Aren't you still sick? Sad quotes about growing up overnight

There was once a true love in front of me, but I did not cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it. The most painful thing in the world is this. .

The most painful thing about love is not separation, but the touching memories. You stand where you are and think you can go back.

The night we broke up, I didn’t sleep. I wish you could see how regretful I am.

The broken strings played the past, and the route we walked together has no end. .

It turns out that the right person is not the person you desperately chase, but the person who is willing to pull you along when you are tired.

Don't test others, otherwise you will know what the end of the play is.

You can’t even drive away those who are willing to accompany you, and you don’t have to keep those who are just talking about it. Willingness is more important than anything else and lasts longer than anything else.

You are a scumbag, you see things clearly than anyone else and you are more emotional than anyone else.

Time tells us that words we have said do not count, and the people we have loved can be changed again.

I chose to leave, but I really wanted to hug you tightly.

Give me some time and I will forget you.

There is always that person in your life who amazes the time and makes you never forget him. His eyes are red from crying, but he still laughs and forgives.

That’s it! When the song ends, everyone is at peace, not disturbing each other, love and hate as you please.

If you always feel that you can't let go of someone, that may not be love, it's just persistence and memories.

Human relationships are so fragile. If you lose your temper, this person will no longer be yours.

After some people say goodbye, their whole life goes by in a blink of an eye.

I don’t like you because of happiness, because you have become the meaning of happiness.

There is nothing that cannot be forgotten. I will always forget you in the future. I will forget your appearance first, then your voice, and what you said. Not now, but also in the future. .

People, when they reach a certain age, live with a smile every day with some worries and some unspeakable pain.

A person is destined to meet two people in his life, one is amazing and the other is gentle.

We must laugh even if we are unhappy, because if we cannot even do something as simple as laughing, then we are really a failure. Life is not that easy, and everyone is moving forward with a heavy burden.

In life, there will always be unexpected warmth and endless hope.

Time doesn’t make people forget pain, it makes people get used to pain. Sometimes I feel sad not because of what I have done, but because I find that I can't do anything.

There is a word in life called cherish, and cherish is the meaning of happiness. People who have experienced hunger will know how to cherish food and clothing; people who have experienced bondage will know how to cherish freedom.

The older you grow, the less you have real happiness. How long has it been since I smiled sincerely and innocently? When I was a child, I laughed when I was crying. Now I am laughing and crying. Is this growing up? I don’t want it.

With a normal heart , accept what has happened. Stick to the right ideas. Face things that are hard to let go of with a heart of letting go. Appreciate the things around you with a good heart. Treat everyone with sincerity. With a grateful heart, be grateful for everything you have.

Anything can always become simple as long as you are willing. The same goes for life and work. Good morning

The world is so big and life is so short. You should try your best to live it the way you want it to be.

There is no secret to growing old together. Just be a little touched when you are in love, and be grateful when you are in a cold war.

No one makes a sudden decision to leave you. People's hearts gradually become colder, the leaves gradually turn yellow, and the story slowly reaches its ending. And love turns into no love because of too many disappointments.

A spare tire is a spare tire. A word of no love can give you an explanation for your years of waiting. If you don't hold the hand you want to hold from the beginning, the missed years will become constant searching and making do.

The difference between you and me is that the ways you pamper me will still be used to please others in the future; and the things I gave to you can no longer be given to the second person.

The most painful thing about losing someone is not the overwhelming discomfort when you just lost it, but when you think time has healed everything, you suddenly think of this person every now and then, and you can't get rid of it. Went and came again.

This world is like this. Some people chase you through all kinds of hardships, but they can't get you. But some people just smile at you and make you crawl away.

Maybe we are all cowards. Likes the throbbing of love, prefers armor, covets the warmth of the chest, and is as defensive as a hedgehog. I am afraid that expectations will bring about a vicious cycle of disappointment, and I am afraid that falling in love with someone will last forever.

Don’t be stupid, one person’s efforts can never determine the relationship between two people. If he is not your pillow, he cannot be the love of your heart.

Sometimes, a feeling of boredom suddenly arises in my heart, and I feel very tired.

I just want to indulge myself once, and I hope I can go hysterically crazy once.

I once gave you the trust to close your eyes and cover your ears. Even if the whole world says you are wrong, as long as you deny it, I will believe it. But you failed it.

For love, I have changed myself, trying to become the person you like, but despite this, we are still not together. In the end, I understood that two people cannot be together without feelings. Even if I have become what you want, in fact, those are just excuses.

Those youth that once had nowhere to put, and were so full that they were almost overflowing with life, once gave us such a beautiful and luxurious way to modify the ordinary and lonely life.

Over time, hot water will turn into cold water, not to mention if you keep adding ice to the cup.

No one leaves you because of impulse, and you can’t see those tears of sadness and helplessness that you endure again and again. Like a crack under a dam that gradually widens due to erosion, all you see is the moment it collapses.

I have never changed, I just learned to disguise. Stumbling through the darkest and gloomiest moments of life, the most difficult times.

It’s good that you left, otherwise I would always worry that you would leave. After we parted, I kept loving you for a long, long time without telling everyone. It's a pity that I'm just your old friend, not the person in your story. I hope you have a good life, but don't let me know.

There are always some people in the world that you can’t talk to, so why worry about it too much.

After we broke up, we were strangers to each other and no one knew anyone.

It’s always easy to get together, never to be apart. In the end, liking turned into unwillingness, deep love turned into sadness, longing turned into upset, and initiative turned into being mean.

In the past, when I listened to songs, I listened to the melody; later, when I listened to songs, I listened to the lyrics; then, when I listened to songs, I listened to the story; now when I listen to songs, I listened to myself.

I am not very good at managing relationships. Whoever is left in the end is the one.

The rays of the sun just hurt my eyes, but your departure hurts my heart.

The hand in hand was cut off overnight and drifted away with the falling flowers.

If someone hurts you, please be kind and beautiful as always, enjoy life and love as if you have never been hurt. One day that person will regret missing you. This is the greatest revenge.

It turns out that breaking up means that this person has nothing to do with you anymore. For thousands of generations, there will only be you and me, and there will be no more us.