Funny and offensive copywriting

Funny copywriting

1. I will tolerate scolding me once, I will tolerate scolding me twice, but you have to remember, I am a beauty, not a ninja!

2. If you can’t reply to messages, just replace your phone with a stainless steel barrel, okay?

3. If the Lucky Cat is really useful, it won’t need to work in the store.

4. You are so good at arguing, the construction site needs you.

5. You are the best, you fly a plane in the sea.

6. In fact, we met a thousand years ago. You ran with me in the wind, and you left tooth marks on my body. My name was Lu Dongbin at that time. What about you?

7. Considering your limited IQ, just assume you are right.

8. Your scores in several exams should not exceed your weight, right?

9. Can your words be as little as your money?

10. If you don’t have a GPS installed, don’t you know your position?

11. Even tofu has a brain, but you don’t.

12. If you touch the smelly mud with some sea water, you really treat yourself as seafood.

13. Are you the owner of the antique city? You call everyone baby when you meet.

14. You two are a perfect match. It seems that Yuelao’s garbage classification is quite good.

15. Are your slippers stuck in your throat? You speak in a weird way.

16. Which sewer was not covered properly and you crawled out again.

17. I am a decorator, what do you decorate?