Complete collection of short English stories with translation

1. Short English stories with translation

Mom: "you want to which a banana, victor?" Victor: "I want that one of the greatest." Mom: "victor, you should be polite, to have that little." Victor: "mom, don't polite must lie?" Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?" Victor: "I want that Only the biggest one." Mom: "Victor, you should be polite and ask for the smaller one." Victor: "Mom, do you have to lie to be polite?" 10 funny jokes, just a few words. 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Talk to your rice crispy snack, and then suddenly! Act like you're offended by throwing the rice crispy bowl on the floor and kicking it. Tell your roommates that you don't know how to clean, and explain: "I just want to see them being tortured!" 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

Every time your roommate comes back, cheer loudly: "Wow! You Come back!" Then dance around him for five minutes, then keep looking at the watch and ask him: "Should you go out?" 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

Make a sandwich, Don't eat it, drop it on the floor. Then just ignore the sandwich until your roommate can't stand it anymore and throws it away. This is when you can scream hungry and ask, "Where did my damn sandwich go!?" 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

While your roommate is out, stick your shoes on the ceiling, wait for him to come back and sit on the floor, touching your head and screaming in pain.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember !" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

Say to your roommate: "I have important news for you!" and then pretend to faint. Then when you wake up, tell him that you forgot what the news was. After a while, he said "Oh! I remember!" and then continued to pretend to faint. Play like this for a few weeks. 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

Buy a bunch of pens and pile them up on one side of the room. good. Then just put one on the other side of the room and laugh at it. 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."

Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While grinding, look at your roommate and mutter: "Come on, come on..." 8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing . Growing!"

Draw a thin line on your nose, make it a little thicker each day, and shout to your roommate: "Look! It's growing!" 9) Move everything to! one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.

Move everything in the room to the wall , while staring at the floor seriously, asked your roommate: How heavy do you think an elephant can be? 10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."

Collect a bunch of potatoes, draw faces on them, and give them names. Then separate the one named after your roommate from the other potatoes.

Bake it and eat it a few days later, and explain to your roommate: "It just doesn't get along with everyone..."

2. Does anyone know a shorter English story (with Chinese translation)

1.

Customer: Give me a hot dog.

Waiter: With pleasure.

Customer: No, with mustard.

Customer: Have a hot dog.

Waiter: My pleasure.

Customer: No, add mustard.

(Note: in English, with pleasure means "very happy". This customer regarded pleasure as a seasoning. No wonder he said he didn't want pleasure, but wanted mustard.)

2.

Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer at once. How much is 6 plus 4?

Student: At once!

Teacher: Listen, class. No matter what I ask, you must answer it immediately. What is 6+4?

Student: Right away.

3. A short story about English. The shorter the better!. Thanks, with translation

Animals Need Protecting

Animals are natural resources that people have wasted all through our history. Animals have been killed for their fur and feathers, for food, for sport, and simply because they were in the way. Thousands of kinds of animals have disappeared from the earth forever. Hundreds more are on the danger list today. About 170 kinds in the United States aloneare considered in danger.

Why should people care? Because we need animals, and because once they are gone, there will never be any more .Animals are more than just beautiful or interesting. They are more than just a source of food. Every animal has its place in the balance of nature. Destroying one kind of animal can create many problems. For example, when farmers killed large numbers of hawks, the farmers' stores of corn and grain were destroyed by rats and mice. Why? Because hawks eat rats and mice, with no hawks to keep down their numbers, the rats and mice multiplied quickly.

luckily , some people are working to help save the animals. Some groups raise money to let people know about the problem. And they try to get the governments to pass laws protecting animals in danger. Quite a few countries have passed laws. These laws forbid the killing of any animal or planton the danger list. Slowly, the number of some animals in danger is growing. Chinese:

Animals need protection

Animals are natural resources and throughout history , humans have been wasting this resource.

People kill animals for their fur, use them for food or sport, or just because they are in the way. Thousands of animals have disappeared from this earth forever. Hundreds of other animals are now on the endangered list. Approximately 170 species are considered at risk in Canada alone.

Why should people be worried? Because we need animals because once they disappear, they will never come back. Animals are more than just pretty or interesting. They are more than just a food source for humans. Every animal has a role to play in maintaining the balance of nature. Destroying an animal can cause many problems. For example, if farmers killed hawks in large numbers, their warehouses of grain and grain would be destroyed by rats and voles. Why? Because hawks eat rats, and without hawks to control their numbers, rats would multiply rapidly.

Fortunately, there are people working hard to help save these animals. There are organizations that raise money to educate people about the issue. They also work to get *** laws passed to protect endangered animals. Many countries have passed laws. These laws prohibit the killing of plants and animals on the endangered list. The numbers of some endangered animals are slowly rising.

4. Short English stories with translation

The Old Cat

An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.

Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young."

Translation

Old Cat

An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old. It could not run fast or bite things because it was too old. One day, the old cat found a mouse. It jumped over to catch the mouse, but it could not bite the mouse. Therefore, the mouse slipped away from its mouth because the old cat could not bite it.

So, the old woman was very angry because the old cat did not bite the mouse to death. She started to hit the cat, and the cat said: "Don't hit your old servant. I have served you for many years, and I am still willing to serve you, but I am too old. Don't be so cruel to the older people." Remember the good things older people did when they were younger.

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A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the st.

He went on and came to a river. The river had bee very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river." < /p>

He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the st and eat them.

Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.

Translation

A man was walking towards a rich man's house , when he was walking along the road, he found a box of good apples on the side of the road, and he said: "I am not going to eat those apples, because the rich man will give me more food, and he will give me something delicious." . "Then he picked up the apple and threw it into the soil.

He continued walking and came to the river. The river had swollen, so he could not reach the other side of the river. He waited for a while, and then He said: “I can’t go to the rich man’s house today because I can’t cross the river. "

He started to go home. He had not eaten anything that day. So he started looking for something to eat. He found apples and happily dug them out of the dust and ate them.

Don't throw away good things, you will find them useful another time.

The City Mouse and the Country Mouse

Once there were o mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, "Do e and see me at my house in the country." So the City mouse went. The City mouse said, "This food is not good, and your house is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should e and live in the city. You would live in a nice house made of stone. You would have nice food to eat. You must e and see me at my house in the city ."

The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse. It was a very good house. Nice food was set ready for them to eat. But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise . The City mouse cried, " Run! Run! The cat is ing!" They ran away quickly and hid.

After some time they came out. When they came out, the Country mouse said, "I do not like living in the city. I like living in my hole in the field. For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid."

译文

Town Mouse and Country Mouse

Once upon a time, there were two mice who were good friends. One mouse lives in the country and the other lives in the city. Many years later, the country mouse met the city mouse and said, "You must come and see my home in the country." So the city mouse went. The Country Mouse led him to his own home in a field. It hunts out all the finest foods for the city mouse. The city mouse said: "This food is not delicious and your home is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should move to the city. You can live in a beautiful house made of stone. You will have delicious food. You should come to my house in the city."

The country mouse went to the city mouse's house. The house was very beautiful, and delicious food was laid out for them. But just as they were about to start eating, they heard a loud noise and the city mice shouted: "Run! Run! The cat is coming!" They ran away and hid.

After a while, they came out. When they came out, the Country Mouse said, "I don't like living in the city, I like living in my hole in the fields."

Because it is better to be happy and comfortable even though you are poor than to live a life of fear even though you are rich. ”

Teacher: Why are you late for school every morning?

Tom: Every time I go to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go slow".

Teacher: Why are you late every morning?

Tom: Whenever I pass the corner of the school, I see a sign that says "School----Slow Down".

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A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for o cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are o cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" < /p>

"She is the one who sells the candy."

Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for her two cents.

" What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? "

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied. "You are such a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Give you two more cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? ”

“She is a candy seller. ”

Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing o policemen. If I regard the o policemen as four then I am drunk. "

"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

Drunk

One day, the father went home with his young son. This child is at that age where he is interested in everything and always has endless questions. He asked his father: "Dad, what does the word 'drunk' mean?" "Well, son," replied the father, "look there are two policemen standing there." If I saw them as four, then I would be considered drunk.

"But, Dad," said the child, "there is only one policeman there!" ”

A little bird fly to south for the winter. It was very cold, almost frozen bird. Hence, fly to a large space, after a cow there, in a pile of cow ng upon the bird, frozen bird lying on the nghill, feel very warm, graally recovered, it is warm and fortable lying, and soon began to sing songs, a passing wildcat hear voices, see, follow the voice, wildcats quickly found lying on the nghill, bird, pull it out.

The way of existence: not everyone to lead the ng upon your people are your enemy. Each of you is not from the nghill lire people are your friends, and, when you lying on the nghill, had better keep your mouth shut.

The little bird in the dunghill

A little bird flew to the south for the winter. It was very cold and the little bird was almost frozen. So, he flew to a large open space, and a cow passed by and dropped a pile of cow dung on the bird. The frozen bird lay in the dung pile and felt very warm. It gradually woke up, and it was warm and comfortable. He was lying down and soon began to sing. A passing wild cat heard the sound and walked over to see what was going on. Following the sound, the wild cat soon found the little bird lying in the dung pile, pulled it out and ate it. .

How to Survive: Not everyone who poops on you is your enemy, and not everyone who pulls you out of the poop is your friend. Also, It's best to keep your mouth shut when you're lying on a dunghill.

One day, there was a blind man sitting on the steps of a building with a sign by his feet, that read: "I am blind, please help."

A creative publicist was walking by the blind man and stopped to observe that the man only had a few coins in his hat. He put a few of his own coins in the hat, and without stopping to ask for permission, took the sign, turned it around , and wrote a new message. He then placed the sign by the feet of the blind man, and left.

Later that afternoon the creative publicist returned by the blind man and noticed that his hat was almost pletely full of bills and coins. The blind man recognized his footsteps and asked if it was him who had changed his sign? He also wanted to know what the man wrote on it?

One day, there was a blind man sitting on a On the steps of a building, a sign at the foot read: "I am a blind man, please help me."

A creative advertising man stopped when passing by the blind man and saw The blind man only had some coins in his hat. He also put a few coins in the hat, took the sign without permission, turned it over and wrote a new slogan on it, then put the sign back at the blind man's feet and left.

When the adman returned later that afternoon, he found his hat almost full of bills and coins. The blind man heard his footsteps and asked him if he was the one who changed the sign? He also wanted to know what the man had written on it.

The advertiser replied: "I just changed your slogan so that people can understand it." He expressed his blessing to the blind man, said goodbye, and continued to go his own way.

The blind man didn’t know that his new slogan was this:

It’s spring, but I can’t see it.

5. English short stories with translation should be shorter

Plugging One's Ears While Stealing a Bell "hiding one's ears and stealing the bell"

Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to steal his neighbor's doorbell. However, he knew clearly that the bell would ring and catch the other people's attention as long as he touched the bell. So he thought hard and suddenly hit on a clever "idea". He plugged his ears with something, thinking that everything would go well when he stole the bell. Unfortunately to his disappointment, the bell still rang loudly and he was caught on the spot as a thief.

Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to steal There was a bell on the neighbor's door, but he knew that if he touched the bell, it would ring and be discovered. He thought and thought, and finally he came up with a "wonderful" idea. He plugged his ears with something and couldn't hear ***. But when he went to steal the bell, the ring still rang, and he was caught red-handed.