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How to overcome the heat and face the final exam composition! ! 1

The "World War" is about to start again! On the ground-at the school gate, there is a huge slogan: study hard for 20 days and report to your parents with excellent results. God, I'm afraid of fighting. Although these wars will not cause thousands of casualties and will not leave their homes, they are also frightening. If you don't do well in the exam, not only will the teacher not give you a good face, but even your parents will lose face. The great advantage of Chinese New Year is, hum, save it! Honey, let's get started. I get up at dawn. After washing, I recite English words first and then go to school. As soon as I entered the classroom, there were many students in the classroom. Very quiet. Why? There are many exercises on the blackboard. If you don't finish copying after breakfast, you will be at your own risk. I can't help it Copy it. I am fun by nature. How can I afford this atmosphere? What I can't stand most is that, except for physical education class Thought, all other miscellaneous classes have stopped. Every day, I face words and phrases in Chinese, boring exercises in mathematics and ABCD in English. It's very cold outside, but there is a final exam at this moment, which makes people feel chilling. Speaking of the final exam, I think of a word-nervousness. Although there are countless quizzes in the general exam, I always try my best to meet this challenge and review my lessons in the final exam. In ancient times, the poor called "Chinese New Year" "Chinese New Year Pass", indicating the poverty of life. And now I also call the final exam "Chinese New Year Pass", not nonsense. Think about it, this final exam is not good, and the Spring Festival winter vacation will definitely not be better! But compared with my classmates, I am too nervous. They are still talking and laughing all day, and there is no nervous expression in wartime. It is said that they have an "examination law": "Because the final exam is a combination of the usual textbook content, the difficulty is also lower than the usual exam." Wow! Fortunately, they can figure it out! But I will never believe this law. I'd better review my lessons, because I also have the "law of examination": "I'm not afraid of 10 thousand, just in case!" (Chen Zulong Bibo Primary School Class 6 (4))

Anxiety/impatience

The final exam is coming. I'm really anxious.

My math is passable, my Chinese is average, but speaking English is miserable. I don't write much, but sometimes I can't help playing. I really want to do well in the exam now. What should I do? My English teacher always thinks my English is very good, but in fact, my English is very poor, and I am almost at the bottom. I want to find a classmate to keep reminding me and urging me to endorse, but no one wants to. It's all the teacher's fault. She always said that I studied well, which made everyone think I was modest.

The final exam is just around the corner. I don't want to expose myself in front of my classmates. What should I do? (Liu Wei, Class 5 (4), Changlong Primary School)

Teachers "go to school"

As the big exam approaches, teachers are more nervous than our students, especially our graduates. When the big exam comes, we review one by one, and the teachers make up lessons for us one by one. The homework is even more "quantity increases but price does not increase". When students are free, they get together and shout, "Alas, should we study or should the teacher study?"

But after all, it is grade six, and the final exam is very important. We can use the phrase "decide our destiny" to describe the importance of the sixth grade final exam. Students with slightly backward grades are breathless with nervousness, while students with slightly better grades dare not relax. Everyone is afraid that the exam can't cope with the problem and lose face.

There are more and more exercise articles and classroom assignments, which makes us "resource exhausted" one after another. Before, we would be too tired to cry; But we don't talk about it now, no matter how hard and tired we are, it is important not to review any more! Physical education class, let's stop talking nonsense. The most popular topic is "We must work hard, otherwise it will be difficult for us to enter middle school, university and find a job …" Students are not as naive as before, and they all say "We should do well in the final exam anyway …" as serious as philosophers.

On the eve of the final exam, we are nervous, the teacher is even more nervous, and the teacher will go to school again! (Class 5 Chen of Yucai No.1 Primary School)

Huge bait

Sister Xiaoyun, why do you have a cruel exam before a happy holiday? It's always torturing us.

The final term is coming again. Waiting for us is not only a happy holiday and a new year with red envelopes, but also a cruel exam.

In order to get a good grade in the exam, my parents gave me a huge bait in advance-500 yuan was at my disposal. But there is one condition: Chinese, math and English should be the first in the whole grade!

I am a little confused in our class alone, not to mention the masters in other classes! How can I defeat them as a nobody? I resigned myself to fate this time!

Hey! 500 yuan is hard to get, but once you get it, you can control it freely. I will continue to struggle for 500 yuan! (Class 5 (2) of Dachong Primary School; Instructor: Huang Xiujuan)

Happy and scared.

Time flies, and in a blink of an eye, the long-awaited final exam is coming again. Alas, I am both happy and afraid of the final exam. I like challenges. What have I learned this semester? Has my knowledge improved? You can help me get to the bottom of it. Moreover, the taste of receiving the award on stage is also beautiful. I'm afraid the final exam is coming, one test paper after another is chasing you, and one exercise after another is waiting for you. It's really like "there is a strong enemy before, and there is a pursuer after." That's not enough. Parents are still threatening you. Alas, it's really "knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, and leaning towards the tiger mountain." (Zhou Jing, Class 6 (2) of Longfeng School; Instructor: Zhu Jun)

Every day is April Fool's Day.

Only two weeks before the final exam, parents' enthusiasm has been fully mobilized. It's like nagging in your ear all day: "son, fight for some gas!" " Show your parents the top three. "This is not enough. Not long ago, my parents made a promise: "If you get more than 95 points in math and 90 points in Chinese, I will take you to the window of the world." "Yesterday, there was a new plan:" If you get 95 points in math and 90 points in Chinese, I will take you to McDonald's. "However, just one day later, when I came home from school today, my parents' plans were adjusted again:" Son, as long as you get good grades in the final exam, I will take you to Pinghu to have a good time! " This is really outrageous. I have never been to Pinghu 100 times, and I have been to Pinghu 99 times.

Sister Xiaoyun, do you think that every day in my house is "April Fool's Day"? (Bai Nikeng Primary School Class 3 (2) Hua Jia; Instructor: Li

Be a seasoned soldier-be experienced.

Sister Xiaoyun, you said to pour out the bitter water. I couldn't help laughing. Your sympathy is really touching! But to be honest, you will never believe our "endurance". For the exam, we should thank our teachers, who turned us into steel. If the first and second grades are ignorant, then the third and fourth grades are just dabbling. The fifth grade must have grown up in the exam. By the sixth grade, it had been tempered by the battlefield of "Moscow does not believe in tears". Usually there is a quiz every three days and a big exam every six days. It is customary for grades to fluctuate. If you do well in the exam, don't be complacent, because you don't know where you will be dragged tomorrow. Don't be sad if you fail the exam, as long as you don't let your parents know. The teacher taught us to comfort ourselves-come again next time.

Do you think we are a little numb? It's not numbness, okay If you really haggle over this score every day, you must have depression! Think about it, we still have to study in middle schools and universities, and maybe even master's and doctor's degrees. There is still a long way to go, how can we get there without numbness, right? (Wu Qingfang, sixth grade, Bainikeng Primary School; Instructor: Tang

Heaven has eyes ―― after all, there is divine justice

The final exam is coming, so I have to review quickly. My mother was very worried about me and helped me sign up for an off-campus study class. There will be classes at eight o'clock in the evening, and there will be classes on Saturday and Sunday. It's really a needle in a haystack to have time to play now.

Once, I went to a study class. Halfway there, it began to rain. God has eyes. It is raining at this time. Do you want me to rest at home? But the teacher said that the days of review were numbered. God, it's no use raining hard. I have to go to a class! I ran forward with my notebook. When I got there, I became a "drowned rat".

Alas, the eve of the final exam is really bitter! (Ma Danli, Class 4 of Sungang Primary School (1); Instructor: Wu Lirong)

Heaven and hell

On the eve of the exam, those of us who are used to living in heaven suddenly fell into hell.

My parents kept buying me books for study guidance, stipulated that I must finish reading one book every week, and temporarily hired a tutor for me. I complained loudly that it was impossible to cram for the last minute, but they just wouldn't listen. I had to fantasize that I was better at school, but I didn't expect the teacher to become a "terrorist" and assign a lot of homework.

So, why can't we always live in heaven?

(Fuqiang Wang Shiyang Primary School Class 6 (1))

Three minutes of tension

Resign the old and welcome the new, and the Year of the Sheep is fresh; For no reason, the exam is coming.

The exam is pressing, and we go all out; The teacher watered us and we got used to it. I listen to my parents' nagging one by one.

That fierce martial arts movie is still a must-see every night, and exciting computer games are still my favorite. Three assignments are compulsory courses every night.

I don't welcome exams very much. It always makes people panic. Fortunately, I was only nervous for three minutes. When I get the paper, I'll "stroke my hand and be in a hurry". How can I be nervous?

The Chinese New Year was originally a good thing, but it was stirred by the exam, which made it a bit more interesting. (Hu Zhen Orange, Class 6 (2), Xiangnan Primary School; Instructor: Yang

Open "three sides"

Looking forward to the stars, looking forward to the moon and finally looking forward to the New Year. But the final exam is to "join in the fun". Look! "Great" teachers stood at the door before the end of the last class in order to assign homework, and so on!

Ding Ling Ling ... Class is over! We are like birds escaping from the cage, but it won't last long ... The teacher is here, and I don't know how many mountains of homework to arrange, alas!

If only teachers could give us a "three-sided" view, as Sister Xiaoyun said. Hum! I think that's a toad trying to eat swan meat. Ouch. How miserable!

After the exam, I am like a "broken kite flying around", so happy, hee hee! (Feng Menglin, Yijing Literature Society of Qianhai Primary School; Instructor: Jiang Changbing)

I shouldn't be alive.

Time flies, it's almost the end of the term, and I'm going to start the "survival challenge" again.

You must think it's strange. What is a "survival challenge"? Then let me introduce you. At the end of each semester, my parents will pay more attention to my study, just to get a good grade in the final exam. In case of my poor grades, my family will definitely limit my winter vacation time, or stipulate "three major disciplines and eight attentions" Don't you think this is a challenge to my survival? I think you will feel the same way.

Now, I must study hard, because I had a high fever for a while. I haven't been here for three days, and I can't keep up with some homework, so I have to burn the midnight oil every night. (Liu Yu, Class 4 (2), Baocheng Primary School; Instructor: Fan)

Half happy and half sad.

It makes me happy to think that the winter vacation is coming. However, I think that I will pass the final exam before the winter vacation, and happiness is replaced by worry. Why?

Because on the eve of the final exam, it means endless homework and mock exams, and my brain will be dizzy. At school, the teacher said that there would be an exam, and everyone should work hard. When I got home, my mother took pains to repeat this sentence. Of course, my mother also threw a small bait, "I'll buy you a new computer if I pass the exam, but I can't pass the exam well, hum!" Wash yourself (ass) and get ready to be beaten! "A new computer? Charming! Touch your ass and dare not think of another result.

No matter what the result, I will work harder! At the same time, I also hope that the teacher will be merciful and less tricky questions, so that I can have a safe winter vacation! (Class 2 (3), Hua Fu Primary School, Chen Junjie); Instructor: Zhang Xiuneng)

Add a lot of sugar.

Although the burden has been reduced now, the pressure of the exam has not been alleviated at all. Let's talk about what happened on the eve of the year-end exam last year. In order to get good grades, I have made a lot of preparations, but I am still flustered.

The night before the exam, I went to bed early in order to do well in the exam tomorrow, but I couldn't sleep after tossing and turning. In order to avoid insomnia caused by excessive worry, I secretly took a sleeping pill in my mother's room and ate it. I thought, "What if a tablet still doesn't work? Isn't that equal to giving up all previous efforts? " So, I ate two or three more tablets and ate it. Afraid of suffering, I added a handful of sugar to the cold boiled water. After eating, I fell asleep in bed. ...

When I woke up, I was lying in the emergency room! Dad said, "You are too smart to make mistakes." (Zhang Ronggen, Longhua Second Primary School Li Tao Literature Society; Instructor: Qu)

turn grief into strength

Don't play around and look like a grand marshal, but when it comes to the exam, my heart is pounding, because the exam is like an injection, which hits the nail on the head, and my learning attitude and learning effect come out at once. I'm afraid my fox tail will be laughed at.

"There will be a 14-day mid-term exam." Although the teacher is counting down, it has not yet reached the "critical moment". For me, no one can see a coffin without crying. Not yet. Have fun. When the bell rang, I was still filming, so that I bumped into a lot of homework with my teacher. The teacher looked at me and said, "I'm not in a hurry if I don't study well." That look is like looking at a spy hidden in the revolutionary ranks. I pretended to be sad and didn't dare to see the teacher, as if I had made a big mistake. Even if you are not serious, you should turn grief into strength and show your tired appearance to the teacher.

(Xu Ciwei, Class 5, Xinnan Primary School)

Annoying exam dream

As the saying goes, "I think about it day and night." In recent days, I always have the same dream-exam dream. Every time I wake up in a dream, I'm afraid of breaking out in a cold sweat. Then I was glad to myself: fortunately, it was a dream, otherwise I would definitely fail the exam. Yeah, right? As soon as the bell rang, the invigilator said seriously, "It's time, get up." I haven't finished writing my composition yet. ...

I told my dream to the counselor. The teacher told me: "Exercise more, pay attention to the combination of work and rest, put down the burden and review for the exam easily." I also want to relax, but I can't help but get nervous when I see my classmates nervous and think of my parents' expectant eyes.

Alas, I really don't know when I won't have to take the exam. When can I stop having annoying exam dreams?

(Class 6, Huang Fang Pinghu Central Primary School (1); Instructor: Hong Meng)

Do you feel miserable?

"hate it! Angry! Annoyed! " Exam again. If I don't do well in the exam, I want to try my mother's specialty "Fried Meat with Bamboo Shoots". It's really hard luck. Now, I am confused by piles of unsolicited homework. However, my mother didn't go easy on me, and I didn't know where I got a lot of simulation papers, and my father drew his sword to get reference materials. I remember I failed in the exam last year. Not only did I taste the taste of "fried meat with bamboo shoots", I didn't have a rest all summer, and the long-awaited comics were ruined.

Do you feel miserable? (Tan Boer, Haishan Literature Society, Tiandong Primary School; Instructor: Zou Ming)

pre-dawn darkness

The semester is coming to an end, and so are our classes. The teacher will give us a comprehensive review, and we must learn everything we have learned before. Homework is much more than usual, and dictation and recitation are everyday.

I thought I could have fun in the winter vacation, and now the pain can only be regarded as the darkness before dawn and the trivial matter of sesame seeds and garlic skin. After the holiday, some children will come to my house. My mother has arranged all kinds of programs for us. Maybe we can go to the safari park and Happy Valley to explore. I really want to have an early winter vacation.