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Korea, Japan problem!

First, psychosexuality

I can boldly say that no country or nation in the world is so super pornographic as South Korea. This is also the most Korean.

The side I despise. In the eyes of Koreans, South Korea belongs not only to Korean history, but also to the eastern coast of China (including

Shanghai, Guangzhou and Russia's vast Siberia are all Korean territories. Chinese characters and China culture are both in Korea.

Self-development, and then spread to the central plains, Korean talents as teachers. Oracle Bone Inscriptions was invented by them. Both Confucius and Han Chinese.

China people. Three of China's four great inventions are Korean. Dragon Boat Festival is Korea's world cultural heritage (Qu Yuan is in heaven

What does spirit feel like? )。 Dayu was the ancestor of Koreans, and Tan Church was in charge of water conservancy. The history of Korea is 6000 years longer than that of China.

The South Korean President's speech at the World Cup was "polite"-5000 years. Buddhism was not introduced into Korea from China.

It was introduced by monks sent by Fu Jian, a former Qin Dynasty who was not in China. Pre-Qin Dynasty was obviously a feudal dynasty in the history of China.

The regime and territory are in China, not in China. Where is it? This is like acknowledging that India is the birthplace of Buddhism, and Buddhism is made up of

Hindi was introduced into China. If interpreted according to the thinking of Koreans, it should be said that the birthplace of Buddhism is Kapilowei, not

India. In addition, Korean fighting became Tai Ji Chuan after it was introduced to China, and became jujitsu or judo after it was introduced to Japan. ...

It's ok to steal other people's history, but Koreans not only make irresponsible remarks about the history of China. Constantly accusing Japan of usurping

To change history, I think Korea is similar to Japan. Alas, there are people in the world who are more pornographic and less pornographic than Koreans.

Shame?

Second, narrowness.

Koreans are proud of their strong national pride and patriotism, but they don't know that this is just their narrow performance. Cars in the street

If it is made in China; Seoul should not let China people use the ancient name "Seoul", but should be called "Seoul" according to the literal translation of English; In 2002

The naming of the World Cup has to compete with Japan for whether it is "Korea-Japan World Cup" or "Korea-Japan World Cup" ... In this case, enter

Koreans driving are traitors; "Tokyo" cannot be called "Tokyo", but the English translation should be called "Tripping" and "America".

According to American English, it should be literally translated as "A-mei, look". Fortunately, the 2002 World Cup was called "Korea-Japan World Cup", otherwise we would be afraid.

If Koreans don't stop doing this, I'm afraid they will make trouble.

Third, arrogance.

Koreans are typical nouveau riche mentality. From poverty to per capita GDP exceeding $65,438+0,000, Koreans lost their heads and felt that,

I am rich and others are poor. In some foreign-funded enterprises along the coast of China, foreign bosses sometimes abuse their employees.

Happen. What nationalities are the bosses who insult employees? A: Not Americans or Japanese, but Koreans! no

Only Korean businessmen and Korean students studying in China are not very good, but they are also slow, unfriendly and proud of themselves.

For this reason, I feel that I am from a developed area, and I am very arrogant.

Fourth, meanness

The meanness of Koreans has long been heard in the world, and it was reflected in the 2002 World Cup. Portugal, Italy, Spain,

Europe's top teams have fallen into their despicable hands. I still remember the big words on the front page of titan sports one day.

Title "Republic of Korea Cup?" The World Cup is not a World Cup, but a "Republic of Korea Cup"! Do Koreans play Go?

No, it seems that they also used the strategy of cheating in Go.

Five, shallow

Don't think that Koreans are rich just because they are rich. Koreans are actually very ignorant. Ordinary Korea

People only pay attention to their narrow private space. Love is the top priority for young people, and they are indifferent and insensitive to the outside world.

A little knowledge always feels that South Korea is very successful and other countries are very unsuccessful. I feel that people in other countries are in dire straits.

Can't see or don't want to accept the remarkable changes and achievements abroad. After all, I still have no knowledge! Koreans don't know China,

Poverty, filth, backwardness and low quality ... This is the impression of China in the hearts of most Koreans. China people go to Korea to work.

In the eyes of Koreans, it is not a person at all, but a dog that goes begging. Koreans, whenever the country has something to show off.

I always like to ask, "We do, do you?" When Koreans came to China for the first time, they saw tall buildings and dazzling night.

Hou Jing always likes to say, "So you also have 1.

Six, vanity

There is an old saying in China: "If you have skin, you will be influenced by your parents." . But Koreans who are deeply influenced by Confucianism in China don't care.

Plastic surgery has become a common practice. Everyone loves beauty, that's right, but a nation has such a large-scale plastic surgery tide that even the president

Roh Moo-hyun is no exception. What does this mean? That can only show their vanity and extreme lack of confidence! Thais engage in "shemale"

"It is a minority, but Koreans are almost all involved in disguise.

In China, Koreans show their nobility and delicacy. Every time I go out, both men and women almost pour the whole bottle of perfume on my body!

Smoked passers-by to cover their noses. In the cold winter, it is unreasonable for Korean women to wear a lot of clothes but barefoot sandals.

Seven, hypocrisy

Korean immigrants settled in China, Shandong and Liaoning. Why? Because China's economy is developing rapidly and its living standard is very high.

Consumer goods are much cheaper than in their country. Nevertheless, they still insist that China is poor and backward, with law and order.

The conditions are very poor and it is not an ideal place to live. Chatting with them, you should suspect that they abandoned the happiness at home and came to China to live in poverty.

Is this move sick? Is it too wronged? But the reality is that every year after Christmas, these Koreans are dragging their feet.

My son and daughter returned to China. Life in China is still good! In South Korea, you can't afford to eat meat, and fruit is expensive, but it's big in China.

Eating and drinking, living well and getting high salary are all small case. But these people just don't want to admit that China is good, so come on.

You should also put on an aggrieved face. Koreans are so hypocritical!

Eight, cunning

Korean mobile phones are so expensive in China, not because the quality of "Samsung" is particularly good, but because they discriminate against China and think that China people.

I don't know how to borrow money Anyway, China people think that import loans are good loans. The price of air tickets from Dalian to Seoul can make a China person from long to short.

When flying to Guangzhou in spring, one just crosses a strait, but the other can fly over the whole of China. Koreans have done their best.

Finally, China has trained a large number of "Ha-Han people" who can sell their junk movies and disgusting images to them unscrupulously.

Anyway, it's a drama. These China people are all stupid. As long as Korean products are good things, they will get them even if they are desperate. Koreans really

How cunning!

Nine, crazy

The madness of Koreans can be seen through their film and television dramas. In "Tai Chi Flag Flying", Zhang Dongjian said that he would insert the flag into Baitou Mountain (

Changbai Mountain), Changbai Mountain was China's territory from the Ming and Qing Dynasties to the Kuomintang era. Later, half of it was given to North Korea instead of Koreans.

Crazy enough to eat it all. Even more crazy people actually engage in activities in the name of fake tourism and play "Give me back the river" in Northeast China and other places.

Slogans like "Mountain" are really crazy! Shameless!

Stereotype

Anyone who has seen Korean dramas will find that Korean parents or superiors not only have supreme authority (which is also under the guidance of China), but also are very

Rigid and stubborn. Once you stick to your point of view, don't try to make him change his mind easily. You must let a hero die.

Don't stop before coming. This is the case in film and television dramas, and life is not much different. The direct performance is that Koreans admit their death. South Korea

People think their things are good, that's good, your things are not good. Koreans think you are poor, so you are poor. Koreans are so desperate.

Being rational, stubborn and taking everything seriously are the most unpopular characters in our society. There is such a person, Zhou.

Everyone around you feels uncomfortable.

I hate Korea anyway! A super shameless upstart! After the nouveau riche made a fortune, they always tried their best to embarrass themselves.

Erase one side, afraid that others will know their own stains, and make themselves more and more petty and selfish. In addition to the pole

In addition to trying to hide it, he has to say that he is not good and that he has nothing to show that he is successful. surname

China people are now in this general boring ghost mentality! How disgusting and shameful! I hate Koreans!