I’m so tired. Can anyone tell me some classic jokes?

There were two cows eating grass. Cow A asked cow B, "What does your grass taste like?" Cow B replied, "Strawberry flavor." Cow A went over and took a bite and said, "You lied to me!" Niu B said, "Idiot! I said grass has no taste!"

One day Xiao Ming's grandfather brought back a box of sweet potatoes. Later, Xiao Ming was very puzzled, so he asked his grandfather

< p>: Grandpa, you grow sweet potatoes! ?

Grandpa said angrily: You are the only one who grows sweet potatoes!

Xiao Ming was puzzled again, so he ran to the kitchen and asked his mother:

Mom... Grandpa grows sweet potatoes! ?

My mother said angrily: Who said that! You just grow sweet potatoes! Don't talk nonsense! ! !

Xiao Ming is really confused~ What did I say wrong? Grandpa is planting sweet potatoes~ Did I say something wrong?

A few days later, grandpa passed away suddenly~

Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming’s parents, Xiao Ming’s sister and brother were very sad...

So Xiao Ming said in front of his grandfather's grave

: Grandpa, I feel so sorry for you. You have to plant sweet potatoes until they die. How pitiful~ Wow...

Later the crow passed by... quack quack....

Xiao Ming's mother said: Xiao Ming! Why are you so rude! come over!

Xiao Ming replied: Mom~ have you forgotten? A few days ago, grandpa brought a box of sweet potatoes back to plant, and it took a few days for the current situation to appear~ Do you think grandpa is miserable~ I say poor grandpa~

The whole family Person: Speechless...

(This fact tells us, never grow sweet potatoes)

You have an identity no matter what your identity is. Proof

Is this a turning point? It's clearly the fracture point.

Counting sheep is something foreigners do because sheep and sleep are homophones, so we should count dumplings

“It is the duty of every citizen to despise you.”

Ziqiao: That was when I was in high school. One day I dreamed that I was taking an exam.

I suddenly woke up after that. Something even more terrifying happened. It turned out that I was really taking an exam. Exam

My advantage is: I am very handsome; but my disadvantage is: I am not very handsome

I am really not a celebrity, I am just a celebrity

A gentleman hides his balls, but a villain hides his penis!

The four great tragedies: drinking soup and spilling crotch, peeing and wetting shoes, shitting torn paper, farting and exploding feces

1 A fish asked the guy next to him: "What kind of fish are you? What is your name? Why do you look so strange?"

The guy next to you said: "First, I am not a fish, I am a human; second, I Call me Qu Yuan and I'm going to fucking drown; thirdly, I told you once seven seconds ago to stop fucking bothering me!"

2. A big man in black came to the hotel! Inside, I shouted to the waiter: "Waiter, bring all the good wine and food to me, otherwise, I will kill you!"

"Yes, sir."

As a result, the waiter failed~~~~ because the waiter misunderstood "wine and vegetables" as "leeks".

There is a hide-and-seek club, but their leader has not yet been found.

There was a man who looked like an onion and cried as he walked.

On a hot afternoon, a match head itched, scratched and scratched, and then caught fire. So he went to the hospital to get a bandage, and when he came out, it turned into a cotton swab.

Why doesn’t a medium-rare steak say hello to a medium-rare steak? Because they are not familiar with it.

On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road. Banana, who was walking in front, suddenly felt very hot. He said, "It's so hot. I need to take off my clothes." As a result, he peeled off the skin. As a result, the banana behind fell down.

Once upon a time, there was a bun who felt hungry and ate himself while walking on the road. Once upon a time there was a loaf of bread walking down the street. He felt hungry and ate himself. Once upon a time, there was a marshmallow who went to play golf for a long time. He said, "I'm so tired. I feel like my whole body has softened."

Once upon a time, there was a bird that he would pass by every day. There was a cornfield, but unfortunately, a fire broke out in that cornfield one day, and all the corn turned into popcorn! After the bird flew over... I thought it was snowing and was freezing to death.

Xiao Ming got a new haircut. When he came to school the next day, his classmates saw his new hairstyle and laughed: Xiao Ming, your hair looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt aggrieved, so he ran outside and cried. As he cried, he flew up.

The fish said: "I keep my eyes open all the time so that I can never leave you." The water said: "I flow tirelessly all day long so that I can surround you and pick you up." The pot. Said: "You are so damn stubborn now that you are almost mature."

Xiaobai looks a lot like his brother, do you know why? Because: It really looks like Dabai.

A polar bear stayed alone on the ice in a daze. When he was bored, he started to pluck out his own hair. One... two... three... finally there was no hair left, and then he It was freezing.

Make a V with two fingers, what is it? Yes! The hand trembles and stretches downward, what is it? It’s fallen leaves! Stretch out four fingers. How many are they? FOUR, bend four fingers, what is it? WONDERFUL! (Curved FOUR)

When the millionaire was driving a luxury Lincoln sedan through a village, he saw two beggars pulling grass to eat on the side of the road. The millionaire immediately stopped the car. "Why are you eating grass?" "We really have no money..." a beggar replied. "Really, get in the car and go to my house." "I still have a wife and two children at home..." a beggar muttered. "Call them here." The rich man pointed to the other beggar. "And you, call your family members." "My family is quite large. In addition to my wife, I have five children." Another beggar said. "It doesn't matter, call them all, go quickly!" Just like that, the two beggars and their families got into the car. Fortunately, it was an extended car. During the exercise, a beggar's wife said gratefully: "Boss, you are so kind. You can even invite poor people like us to your home." The millionaire replied: "It's nothing. I just came back from abroad, and my house has been closed." No one is taking care of it. The lawn in the yard may be more than one meter high. You can eat as much as you want."

Who among the wolves, tigers and lions will definitely be eliminated from the game? Wolf, because: Momotaro (eliminating the wolf).

Once upon a time there was a little lamb. One day he went out to play and met a big bad wolf. The big bad wolf said: "I'm going to eat you!" Guess what happened? As a result, the big bad wolf ate the lamb.

One day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid being chased by the big bad wolf. The big bad wolf effortlessly destroyed the thatched house, the wooden house, and the brick house. The three little pigs ran as fast as they could, but they were still caught up by the big bad wolf. The three little pigs said desperately, "It's up to you." We give up, do whatever you want. At this time, the big bad wolf smiled evilly and said with saliva: "Then tell me where is Little Red Riding Hood?"

The stone and the rice cake fought, and when he was angry, he kicked the rice cake into the sea.

Later, there was a couple who made a private commitment for life, but the man had to serve in the military abroad. Before leaving, he gave her a ring and agreed to meet here three years later with the ring. Three years later, the woman did not find the man, so she threw the ring into the sea in sadness. Actually, it was the woman who remembered the wrong place. When the man came back, he couldn't find the woman and was fishing sadly at the beach. Suddenly he caught something, guess what it was

It was rice cake.

Later, he finally caught a fish and bit something hard while eating it. What do you think it was?

It’s fish bones.

Once upon a time, a man was fishing and caught a squid. Squid begged him: Please let me go! The man said: Okay, then let me test you with a few questions. Squid was very happy and said: You take the test! Then people grilled the squid.

The diver's movements were very difficult. He did a triple twist, a front flip, a triple triple half flip and a back flip for a month.

Reasons for not wanting to be a teacher:

The best student

When I first started going to class, I liked to go to school smoking. Especially when you smoke into school, you will attract the attention of many students. A few days after entering the school, several students admired me very much: "Brother, you have such a temper! You actually dare to smoke into the school.

What is your name? We will follow you from now on! "I replied: "My name is teacher! "They suddenly dispersed, and I was depressed for 20 minutes!

The more awesome student

I was smoking outside the office that day, and I was enjoying it, when suddenly someone snatched the cigarette away from me. "Which class are you a student in? You are so brave! Actually smoking in front of the office! "I was so depressed that I took out two cigarettes and said, "Come on, teacher! Don't tell the principal! "

The teacher was stunned! Several other teachers almost fell under the table laughing.

The best undercover

When I went to class on the first day, I I got up very early, so I went to the classroom to get to know the students. When I came to the classroom, the students were very active. Maybe they thought I was a student who was repeating the grade (am I like that?) because I didn’t speak. They came to please me and hoped that I would protect them from now on. There was even an unlucky student who took out a cigarette for me to smoke. The class bell finally rang. I took out my textbook, walked up to the podium and said, "Class is here, classmates!" "The expression on the face of the student below suddenly turned cold.

A Gentleman's Revenge

One day, I was walking and smoking. Suddenly a man ran over and grabbed my cigarette: "Which class are you in? How arrogant! When I saw it was a security guard, I was so angry: "Which student do you think has such courage?" I am a teacher! The security guard was depressed and said, "Teacher so-and-so called me to come and arrest him!" "When I heard the name, wasn't this my former class teacher? Sure enough, he was laughing so hard not far away. I walked over and he was still laughing and said, "I haven't caught you smoking for three years in high school, and now I finally Caught! ”

Examiner: What academic qualifications?

Candidate: Didn’t graduate from elementary school.

Examiner: Have you ever had a fight?

Candidate: It’s commonplace. .

Examiner: Do you have a criminal record?

Candidate: Just came out.

Examiner: How about physical fitness?

Candidate: OK. I can knock over a vendor's tricycle with one kick.

Examiner: Do you dare to take other people's things?

Candidate: This is my strength, just like taking my own things. /p>

Examiner: Do you dare to beat me?

Examiner: Xiaocai, my father asked me to beat you.

Examiner: You passed the exam, we need it. It’s people like you who are the best!

Examiner: What should I do if something goes wrong?

Candidate: Just say I’m a temporary worker.

Examiner: Tonight At work

One day on the bus, a man and a woman collided due to crowding.

The fashionable girl turned around and said, "Are you sick?" "

The man felt confused and replied: "Do you have any medicine? "

The people in the car snickered!

The woman felt angry and replied: "Are you mentally ill? "

The man said coldly: "Can you cure it? ”

The whole bus burst into laughter!

The bus driver stopped and leaned on the steering wheel laughing!

Second:

Bus It was very crowded, and there was a woman standing at the door.

A GG came from behind and wanted to get out of the car. He said to the woman: "Make way, get off."

The woman didn’t move.

When GG squeezed past, she stepped on her.

The woman was so powerful that she kept scolding: “You’re crazy! You are crazy! ~~", it was so loud that the whole car was watching.

GG remained silent. When he got off the car, he couldn't bear it any longer. He turned around and said to the woman, "You're the repeater!"

There were a few funny children behind, who kept talking. Act out the scene just now,

A said: "You are crazy, you!..." B said: "You are a repeater, you..."

Everyone in the car Laughing loudly~!

Later, a little girl also wanted to get out of the car. She squeezed past and said timidly: "I~I~I want to go on, I am not crazy~!"

Everyone in the car Laughing again~!

The woman did not speak, but a word floated from the side: "Are you out of battery?"

The whole car burst into laughter~!

Confucius said: If you fight with bricks, it will not lead to chaos! Take a photo! Never die again!

Buddha said; nonsense! My Buddha is compassionate! Don't play too much! A brick is almost dead! ! !

On Monday, I got on the bus with nothing but the 1 yuan for the ride. Sitting from the starting station to the final station, I felt peaceful all the way. But when I got off the bus at the terminal, I found a note in my pants: "Isn't it a shame for an adult to go out without taking anything with him? -- "

On Tuesday, I carried a broken wallet , containing 1 cent. After arriving at the terminal, I found that the money was still there, and a note was stuffed in the wallet: "We are not beggars, please don't insult our profession. --"

On Wednesday, I still broke my wallet. There were 100 counterfeit bills inside. After arriving at the terminal, I found that the money was still there, and a note was stuffed in the wallet: "It is illegal to hide large-denomination money privately. Please go to the relevant department and hand it in. --"

Thursday , I took an envelope with a stack of expired Straits Talent Newspaper in it. After arriving at the terminal, I found that the envelope was still there. I took out the newspaper and took a look. The newspaper had been replaced by the latest Straits Talent News. I took a note with me: "This is the era of consultation. Only by updating information in a timely manner can we seize opportunities and win success." ! -- "

On Friday, I put a toy mobile phone in my pocket. When I arrived at the terminal, I still had my phone with an extra note: "Please don't make this joke and affect the normal work of our company. --"

On Saturday, I took a toy pistol and stuck it on my waist. After arriving at the terminal, I found that the gun was missing and a note was stuffed in the waistband of my trousers: "I hate you the most when it comes to robberies. You have no technical skills at all! Confiscate the crime tools! --"

On Sunday, I I was about to get on the bus, but there were too many people and I couldn’t squeeze in. While I was waiting for the next bus, I touched my pocket and found an extra 20 bucks, and a note: "Brother, it's not easy for people in our line of work to be exposed to the sun and wind all day long. I would like to give you 20 bucks." , take a taxi wherever you want to go, please don’t mess with us."

One day there were too many people on the bus. It was very hot and stuffy. I don’t know who farted. Now The environment is getting worse. My friend really couldn't bear it, and he didn't know who it was, so there was nothing he could do. Just then, the conductor was asking: "Who didn't buy a ticket?" My friend suddenly had an idea and said loudly: "The one who farted didn't buy a ticket!" Suddenly, a very fat woman held the ticket high in her hand and said loudly: "I have already bought a ticket!

On July 7, a sculpture was completed in a new building of a university: a girl holding a book in her left hand and a dove symbolizing peace in her right hand. The school is open to soliciting donations from students outside the school. As a result, many people's slogans coincided with each other - reading is useless!

The situation of losing bicycles in school is very serious. New cars disappear in the blink of an eye, but sometimes with good luck, the lost bicycles are lost within a few days. It will pop up again. One day, Xiao Jing, a roommate in my dormitory, bought a new transmission car. She showed off to everyone: "I have the latest lock on this car!" "The next day, Xiaojing returned from her evening self-study with a depressed look. She also held a piece of paper in her hand, which said: Don't think there are no experts here. I borrowed the car and will return it to you in a few days. !

A few days later, the thief actually returned the car. Xiaojing was very happy, but she was worried that the car would be "borrowed" again, so she bought ten large locks and locked the car. The car was locked securely, and a note was posted to the thief: See how you can "borrow" it! When Xiaojing went downstairs the next morning, she found that there were five more locks on the car, and there was a piece of paper on the lock. Article: Let’s see how you ride!

There were three little tadpoles. They went to a restaurant to eat... After waiting for a while, the first dish was served... fried frog...

< p>The three tadpoles sang in unison: I don’t want to, I don’t want to, don’t want to grow up...

One day, Cao Cao captured Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei.

Cao Cao said to the three of them, each of you go to the orchard and choose a fruit. After a while, Zhang Fei brought out an apple. Cao Cao said that if they could put the fruit into their butts, he would let them go. Zhang Fei tried for a while, but failed and was killed. After a while, Guan Yu came out with three grapes. Cao Cao also said the same thing to him, and Guan Yu began to stuff them... When he stuffed the third grape, Guan Yu suddenly burst into laughter, and the grapes were smashed. was killed. After going down to the underworld, the King of Hell asked Guan Yu: "You are so stupid, why are you laughing? If you don't laugh, you won't die." Guan Yu sighed and said, "I don't want to either! God is jealous of the beauty! When I stuffed the third one, suddenly I saw Brother Liu walking out with a durian in his arms..."

Yesterday I went to KFC, and the people in line behind me looked like a couple. They ordered a lot of food, and then sat down. next to me. After sitting down, the girl began to eat voraciously, as if she had been hungry for several days, while the boy gnawed on the French fries one by one, as if he had something on his mind.

Suddenly, the boy put down the fries, moved forward, and asked seriously: "Qingqing, can I chase you?"

The girl said directly without raising her head. : "No!"

The boy asked again: "Isn't it possible at all?"

The girl simply said: "It's not possible at all!"

The boy was stunned, looking straight at her and staying there...

At that time, the girl was holding a chicken leg in one hand and a burger in the other. She felt that the boy was looking at her, so she stopped eating, and then He looked at the boy with pitiful eyes and whispered: "Then...can I still eat it?"

The people next to me, including me, laughed out loud. The boy was helpless and hurriedly said : "Eat, eat..."

This girl is so cute...If I don't let you chase me, I will chase her...I'll chase her with my life! ! ! !

I have always been restless in school. When I was a freshman, I went to self-study for the first time. I would sit in the classroom and feel depressed, and then I would go to the corridor to smoke.

Not long after I lit my cigarette, a PL girl came and asked, "We are studying in self-study now! Why did you run out?"

I said, I came out to smoke out of boredom. ,MM which class are you in? He ran out anyway.

PLMM pointed to our classroom and said, that class!

I was very excited and said, are we in the same class? What, are you depressed too?

She said: Well, a new student in our class ran out during self-study, and I came out to look for him.

I smiled, but it seems that he still can’t sit still. Why are you looking for him? You are not his mother!

MM: There is no way, I am his class teacher!

I was confused at the time...

A minute later, I held back a sentence: Teacher, you look so young...

My father is a worker in a glass factory , have the habit of wearing gloves when working.

One day after the night shift, he took a taxi home. As the car passed through a small forest in the suburbs, a cool breeze came. Dad felt a little cold, so he took out his gloves from his pocket and put them on. The driver saw it in the rearview mirror and asked cautiously: "Brother, what are you doing?"

"Oh, it's nothing, I'm used to it. , I have to wear gloves every time I work, so that I will not cut myself or leave traces..."

A middle-aged man went to a local private hotel on a business trip. .

While dining the first night, the middle-aged man saw a few stains on the edge of the dish and was very worried.

He asked the hotel owner: "This dish doesn't look clean." The boss replied: "Don't worry, the mineral water will make it very clean."

Hearing With such an answer, the middle-aged man started eating with great peace of mind.

A week passed. The middle-aged man ate at the hotel every day and became familiar with a big dog in the hotel.

When the middle-aged man walked out of the door, the dog reluctantly caught up with him, clinging to him and refusing to let him leave.

The hotel owner saw it, walked up and patted the dog on the head, and said softly: "Let the guest go, mineral water."

The hunter was hunting and saw something on the tree. Two birds, raised a gun to shoot down one, and found that it was a hairless one. Just as he was wondering, another bird flew down and cursed the hunter: Damn it, I just coaxed her to take off her clothes, and you shot her down. . .

A certain restaurant keeps a parrot hanging at the door. When a guest arrives, he says: "Hello, welcome!" A regular customer thought: I'll come in quickly and see how you react. One day, he just "sneered" and ran away. After entering, the parrot said: "His grandma's! It scared me!!!"

A child in the delivery room laughed loudly after being born. The delivery nurse was very strange. They gathered around and observed that the child's fists were clenched and broken. After opening it, it was discovered that it was an abortion pill, and the child said: He wants to kill me? It’s not that easy!

At the end of the performance, the leader took the beautiful Mongolian actress’s hand and greeted her. Without letting go, she kept asking what her name was. The actress said excitedly: Malegebi (Damn it)

Stand higher and see farther; when the water is clear, there is nothing. Fish, if you are mean, you will be invincible! Go your own way and let others take a taxi. Let others find you.

What is depression? Someone hugged me, my wallet was stolen, my wife ran away with someone, the porridge left at home was sour, my eyes rolled, and I went to the hospital and the ambulance fell into a ditch!

Mooncake fell in love with Steamed Bun and pursued her desperately, but Steamed Bun refused to obey. Mooncake was sad: (Hong Kong accent) What is this for? Steamed Bun: My mother said, your stomach is full of spoiled intestines.

One day the hen flew up to the roof, and the owner angrily said, "Come down, if you don't come down I will kill all the roosters here and make your life worse than death." The hen laughed and said, "Finally we can go find the duck." "

An American, a Frenchman and a Chinese were walking in the desert. As they walked, they saw a bottle. After opening the cork, a man floated out. The man said: " I am a god and I can grant each of you three wishes!" The American was the first to say: "My first wish is for a lot of money. "The fairy said: "This is simple, it will satisfy you! Let's talk about the second wish. The American said: "I want a lot of money!" After the fairy fulfilled his wish, the American said his third wish: "Take me home." The god said: "No problem." "So the American returned to the United States with a lot of money. The fairy asked the French again. The French said: "I want a beautiful woman!" The fairy gave him the beautiful woman. The Frenchman said again: "I want a beautiful woman! I want a beautiful woman!" The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman. The Frenchman finally said: "Send me back to France. "After the fairy sent the Frenchman back home, he asked the Chinese what they wanted. The Chinese said: "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first. "The fairy gave it to him and asked him what his second wish was. The Chinese said: "Another bottle of Erguotou!" The fairy asked him what his third wish was. The Chinese said: "I miss the French and Americans. You get them all back. "The French and Americans were extremely popular, but they had no choice but to continue walking. As they walked, they saw another bottle. After opening the stopper, another person came out. The person said: "I am the fairy just now. Brother, my magic power is not as strong as his, so I can only fulfill two wishes for each of you. "The French and the Americans agreed that it would be better to let the Chinese talk first, lest they come back later. So the Chinese said: "Then let's have a bottle of Erguotou first. "The immortal fulfilled his wish. The French and Americans urged the Chinese to tell the second wish quickly. After drinking Erguotou, the Chinese said to the immortal calmly: "Okay

,It’s okay, just go away. "An American, a Japanese, and a Chinese were exploring in the jungle. As a result, they were all captured by a cannibal tribe. But the tribal chief said: "I am in a good mood today and will not eat you, but you will all have to suffer a hundred blows. But before you get stuck, you can have one wish come true. "The American was the one who got hit first. He said: "Before I get hit, put a cushion on my butt. "After the mat, the boards fell like raindrops; at first, 70 boards were okay, but after 70 boards, the cushions were smashed, and then the boards were bloody... After the beating, the Americans left feeling their buttocks. After seeing this, the Japanese asked for 10 A mattress. After 1, 2, 3...100, the Japanese stood up, patted their butts, and said it was fine; then they boasted about their ability to imitate and recreate, and wanted to sit back and watch the Chinese. What a show. The Chinese slowly lay down and said leisurely: "Come on, put the Japanese on my back." "...

Snake, ant, spider, and centipede were playing mahjong at home. After 8 rounds, the cigarettes were finished. Everyone discussed who should buy the cigarettes. The snake said: I have no feet, I won't go, Let the ant go. The ant said: The spider has eight legs, which are more than mine. Let the spider go.

The spider said: No matter how many legs I have, I can't compare to the centipede. Let the centipede go. The centipede was helpless and thought: There is no way, who let me have more legs? So Centipede went out to buy cigarettes... More than an hour later, Centipede didn't come back. Two hours later, Centipede didn't come back to buy cigarettes. So everyone asked Spider to go out and take a look. As soon as Spider went out, he saw Centipede sitting at the door. Spider was very angry and asked: Why don't you go? Everyone is waiting. Centipede was also anxious and said: Nonsense! You have to wait until I put on my shoes! !

Let people see his smile

Our math teacher loves to laugh, and we especially love to let people see his smile.

One day, in a math class, the math teacher grinned, pointed at his smile, and said:

"Students, please use an idiom to describe my smile. !"

At this time, a classmate below blurted out: "Smiling Jiuquan!"

He will not fail the exam

He will be given a great job. Also,

we must first steal his chat tool,

block his Weibo, take away his computer,

take away his mobile phone, making him anxious and bored,

p>

You can only focus on studying so as not to fail!

I am a popsicle

The sausage felt very cold after being locked in the refrigerator, and then he looked at the other one next to him and felt a little relieved,

said : "Look at you frozen like this, your whole body is covered with ice!"

Nagen said: "I'm sorry, I'm a popsicle."

You are the bad guy

I once went home for a vacation. I took the train back to save money. It was almost midnight when we arrived at our destination. We had no choice but to take a taxi home.

He stopped a taxi and asked the price. The driver said it would be ten yuan. I said I would only give eight yuan, and finally we agreed on eight yuan.

Before getting in the car, I weakly asked, "Are you a bad guy?" The driver looked at me and calmly replied, "You are the bad guy... Just give me the taxi so late." Eight yuan..."

My son said: "Many people are publishing books now, can you also publish one?" I shook my head and said: "Your father and I don't have much ink. I'm afraid this matter will be difficult to handle." My husband said to me in a contrived way: "Why do you say we don't have 'ink'? We have published a book together a few years ago!" My son was surprised: "You also published it jointly. "Publication?" My husband said drunkenly, "We jointly published a marriage certificate!"

The principal and the English teacher visited a middle school in France. The principal spoke in the auditorium, and the English teacher translated.

Principal: "Dear teachers and classmates!"

English teacher: "ladies and gentlemen!"

Principal: "Ladies and gentlemen!" ! ”

English teacher-_-! After thinking for a moment, he said: "Good morning!"

Principal: "Good morning!"

English teacher:... =="Han

Where's Xiao Ming? I have an exam tomorrow, but I was watching TV at night

Xiao Ming’s mother asked worriedly: Have you finished reading all the books? There is an exam tomorrow

Xiao Ming answered readily: Mom , I finished reading it.

Xiao Ming’s mother happily praised Xiao Ming: Good boy, you will do well in the exam tomorrow.

Xiao Ming cried and said: Mom, I mean, 'Mom, I see, it's over'.

One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruits.

He announced: "Children, after picking the fruits, we will gather together. Wash and eat together after washing. "

All the children ran to pick fruits.

As soon as the gathering time came, all the children gathered.

Teacher: "Xiaohua, you pick the fruits. To what? ”

Xiaohua: “I am washing apples because I picked apples.

Teacher: "Where are you, Xiaomei?" ”

Xiaomei: “I am washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes. ”

Teacher: “The children are all great! What about you, Amin? ”

A Ming: “I am washing my cloth shoes because I stepped in poop.” ”