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"40 years old and 40 million"
"When you are 40 years old, don't come to me if you don't have a net worth of 40 million, let alone be my student ..." This is an Weibo issued by Professor Dong Fan, director of the Real Estate Research Center of Beijing Normal University, on April 4, 201year, which is also his requirement for graduate students. Professor Dong Fan believes: "For people with high academic qualifications, wealth means struggle consciousness and sweat, and poverty means incompetence, laziness, shame and failure."
Write application: 1, value 2, success, etc.
Stop entertaining historical dramas.
20 11April1day, Li Jingsheng, director of the TV drama management department of the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television, delivered a speech at the 20 1 1 annual meeting of the China TV drama directors committee, saying that "time-travel drama" is becoming more and more popular, and the State Administration does not advocate showing history too casually, but the current flood of time-travel drama needs ". Jing Li also pointed out: "Recently, time-travel dramas have become more and more popular, but there are still many things to be discussed in terms of theme and expression. For example, as a' crossing drama', how to express history with a correct view of history? It is difficult to measure the current' time-traveling drama' by historical view, and the overall ideological connotation has not yet risen to the historical height of' view'. Novelty and bizarre techniques come one after another, and the characters are unrestrained, which is a bit too casual for the performance of history. "
Writing application: 1, respect for history 2, innovation, etc.
Tang Jun met a girl who kicked the pavilion.
On April 27th, 2065438+0/KLOC-0, Tang Jun, a "working emperor" who rarely appeared in public after the "Education Gate" incident, appeared in Nanjing Forestry University and gave a lecture with the theme "My success can be replicated". At the end of the lecture, a senior girl from Nanjing University unexpectedly rushed to the podium with the opening remarks of "I think Mr. Tang Jun's success can be replicated not only, but also" and questioned Tang Jun face to face with three questions: First, the origin of the American green card; Second, Tang Jun was asked to sign a copy of the diploma of Pacific Western University. Third, please ask Tang Jun to express his views on his company's "Zijin Mining Pollution Incident". This sudden scene surprised everyone present. Some people bluntly say that this female classmate is a hero of style, while others criticize her for being too reckless, disrespecting others and even trying to make a name for herself.
Writing applications: 1, impetuous education 2, questioning and criticizing, etc.
"Triple Gate" of the Forbidden City
First, "stealing the door"-the defense line was "shaken" and the exhibits in the Forbidden City were stolen.
On May 8, a theft occurred in the Forbidden City, and seven exhibits were stolen. 58 hours later, the case was solved and the suspect Shi was arrested. Although the police have tried their best to recover the exhibits, there are still three treasures that have not been recovered and many exhibits have been damaged.
Then there is the "typo gate"-the banner is misspelled and unreasonable.
On May 13, the Palace Museum presented a banner to the Beijing Municipal Public Security Bureau, thanking the police for quickly cracking down on the theft of exhibits in the Palace Museum. One of the banners reads "Shake the prosperity of the motherland and defend Tai 'an, Kyoto". Netizens questioned that "Shake" is a typo and the correct word should be "defend". In the face of doubts, the relevant person in charge of the Forbidden City said that the word "shake" was correct and heavy. "It's the same as the word" shake "in" shaking the mountain is easy to shake the People's Liberation Army ". "This statement has been criticized by linguists and netizens. After three days of silence, the Forbidden City finally apologized for the typo on the pennant presented to the Beijing Public Security Bureau.
Finally, the "clubhouse door".
Following the theft and typo, CCTV host Rui Chenggang broke the news in his Weibo that the Fu Jian Palace in the Forbidden City has been transformed into a private club specially built for the world's top billionaires, and 500 seats are sold worldwide in limited quantities. This "rumor that Fu Jian Palace has been converted into a luxury club" has aroused strong public concern. Although the Forbidden City clarified this, the public did not buy it. With the deepening of the investigation, the business behavior of an organization named "Beijing Forbidden City Palace Culture Development Co., Ltd." came into people's sight.
Some commentators have summarized this "triple door" as "aphasia and blindness, loss of things and loss of soul", which can be described as spicy.
Writing application: 1, responsibility 2, error correction, reflection, etc.
"Five Bars" Juvenile Officials
Huang Yibo is a junior one student in the first boarding school of Wuhan Normal University. In addition to the "Five Bars" team card hanging on his arm, he is also shrouded in many auras such as "Top 100 Excellent Teenagers in China" and "Top 10 Filial Piety Stars in Wuhan". Huang Yibo's parents once said in an interview that Huang Yibo "started watching News Network when he was two or three years old, and insisted on reading People's Daily and reference news every day when he was seven years old. He has published more than 0/00 articles in important national newspapers and periodicals, and used his own manuscript fee and pocket money earned by selling waste products to support and visit lonely old people". He also said, "More importantly, this child's views on political history are even beyond our understanding." These words make readers have to associate Huang Yibo with a "genius" teenager.
According to China Voice "Chaoguang News", a group of pictures about "Young Pioneers Wuhan Chief" suddenly became popular on the Internet. The teenager in the photo wore a red scarf and a "five bars" team card, and his expression was calm, which attracted the attention of many netizens. In this photo, Huang Yibo is wearing the "Five Bars" brand of Young Pioneers, with a serious expression, and carefully examines the documents in his hand. Some netizens commented that "it is too stylish", and some netizens commented that the child looks a bit "official" and his words are a bit "official".
Behind Wu Bangzi, there is always a pair of white eyes. A news video about Huang Yibo broadcast by Oriental TV shows that in several pictures of Huang Yibo studying hard in class, a classmate behind him pursed his lips and looked at him disdainfully.
Huang Yibo's blog was released on February 8th this year. So far, only one blog post and two photo albums have been published.
Writing application: 1, "official standard" education, example and instruction, etc.
swill-cooked dirty oil
Remove a large amount of dim, turbid and reddish paste from the sewer. These foul-smelling garbage are filtered, heated, precipitated and separated into clear "edible oil" and finally returned to people's dining tables through low-price sales. After the gutter oil incident was first disclosed by industry experts, it once caused controversy from all walks of life. In September this year, with the publication of a case successfully cracked by the Ministry of Public Security for four months, the industrial chain of fishing, crude refining, reselling, deep processing, wholesale and sales of waste oil was officially recognized. 65438+February 65438+March, the National Food Safety Risk Assessment Center, which has just been established for two months, issued a notice, saying that it is organizing research and demonstration on detection methods of gutter oil and collecting detection methods from the society.
Comments:
The reason for the gutter oil problem is first of all profit-driven. Some "dirty" operators illegally sell waste oil, and the profits returned are as high as ten times or even dozens of times, thus inducing some people to earn high profits from it without conscience. Secondly, the legislative system is not perfect. At present, China's criminal law does not provide corresponding punishment measures for the problem of gutter oil, and there is a problem of unclear boundary between "crime and non-crime" in different links of gutter oil incident. Third, the supervision is weak. As far as the regulation of waste oil is concerned, although the departments of industry and commerce, quality inspection, environmental protection, public security and food supervision all have the right to manage, who is the leading department is unclear and has been in a state of buck passing for a long time, resulting in inadequate law enforcement supervision and weak rectification efforts, which makes illegal operators take advantage of the loopholes.
On the one hand, it is important to prevent waste oil from returning to the table, emphasize process supervision and crack down on illegal activities. More importantly, we should learn from international experience, establish a waste oil recovery system, and use waste oil to produce bio-kerosene or bio-diesel. Considering that the cost of biodiesel is higher than that of illegal edible oil under the existing technical conditions, the government can provide some subsidies to buy edible oil at a price higher than that of illegal processing enterprises to support the recycling of edible oil. Compared with the huge investment in supervision, it is definitely cheaper for the government to subsidize biodiesel, and there is no need to spend huge manpower and material resources to study the identification and detection methods of waste oil.
My father is a national law.
On June 20 1 1, the mother-in-law of Feng Shuanggui, the deputy county magistrate, died in a car accident. Liu Wen, a resident, lit firecrackers at the incident site according to local customs to exorcise evil spirits, which caused dissatisfaction among Feng Shuanggui's family. The night after the funeral of the deceased, Feng Shuanggui's wife, son and brother-in-law broke into Liu Wen's home and stabbed Liu Wen seriously. In the process of beating the victim, Feng Yuan, the second son of Shuanggui, repeatedly declared: "My father is the county magistrate, and in Yonghe my father is the national law ..." Since then, this quotation has become another second-generation vicious wounding incident after "My father is Li Gang".
Tiangong-1 and Shenzhou-8 successfully met.
Tiangong-1, the first space laboratory in China, was launched at 20 1 1, 2 1, 16 minutes and 0 seconds from Jiuquan Satellite Launch Center in China. 165438+ 10/day, Shenzhou-8 took off from Jiuquan Satellite Launch Center and began to chase Tiangong-1. 165438+1On October 3, Shenzhou-8 spacecraft and Tiangong-1 target aircraft automatically docked in an orbit 343 kilometers away from the Earth. 12 16 The Central Committee of China, the State Council and the Central Military Commission held a conference to celebrate the success of rendezvous and docking.
The incident of stopping the car to save the dog
At around noon on 2011April 15 12, a truck carrying 520 dogs to be slaughtered was stopped by animal protection volunteers near Zhangjiawan toll station of Jingha Expressway, and then volunteers "came to help". After investigation by the police and the animal health supervision department, the car holds a true and effective quarantine certificate. The Zhangjiawan police station said that the licenses and procedures for transporting dogs are complete and there is no reason to detain them. However, the volunteers still raised many questions and refused to let them go. At 1 1: 30 that night, the police said that volunteer behavior had affected normal business life and violated the law. At 0 o'clock today, some volunteers left the scene. ] By the early morning of 16, china charity federation's Shangshan Fund and Lecong Holdings were willing to pay 57,500 yuan each to acquire these dogs through negotiation. Subsequently, 520 dogs were sent to the base of the Small Animal Protection Association for resettlement, and some sick dogs were distributed to 10 pet hospitals for emergency treatment.
Why save the dog?
It is understandable that dog lovers and volunteers help dogs out of their affection for them. Loving dogs is a personal emotion, and not eating dog meat is also a personal freedom. The relationship between dogs and people has a long history, mainly in western countries. In many regional cultures, dogs are regarded as friends of human beings, and dogs as pets often have strong emotional ties with human beings. Because of such emotional factors, when I heard the news that "hundreds of dogs were smuggled and slaughtered", it was reasonable to make a decision to save the dogs.
Is eating dog meat a moral issue or a cultural issue?
Whether you love dogs or don't eat dog meat, it belongs to emotional tendency and value judgment, which can be applied to yourself, but it is out of line to impose on others. The controversy over eating dog meat is more influenced by cultural and social customs. Nomadic fishermen regard dogs as their companions. Taking Tibetans and Manchu as examples, many nomadic people think that eating dog meat is unacceptable. Countries such as South Korea, which eat dog meat more commonly, insist that dogs used for cooking are specially used and raised, and there is no difference with the meat of other raised animals such as pigs. In this incident, all the cars were loaded with local dogs as food, not pet dogs.
It is not true that eating dog meat is raised to the moral level, occupying the moral high ground and criticizing people who eat dog meat for inhumanity. Dog lovers can reduce the phenomenon of eating dog meat through public appeals, promoting legislation and paid redemption, but they can't force others to love dogs just because they love dogs.
Is it illegal to save a dog?
China's existing laws do not explicitly prohibit eating dog meat, and the investigation afterwards also proves that the owner, Mr. Hao, has the corresponding procedures and the quarantine certificate issued by Henan, and there is no violation of the law. Even if the owner's procedures are suspected of fraud, volunteers have no right to make a presumption of guilt and ask the owner to let the dog go, because this violates the owner's legal property rights. Forcibly stopping a car on the expressway may threaten the public's traffic safety.
Bamaomen
The 6-day-old baby can't defecate normally, and Shenzhen Children's Hospital recommends colostomy. The father of the child who studied medicine claimed that "the total cost was 6.5438+10,000 yuan" and then refused the operation. I went to a hospital in Guangzhou and only prescribed paraffin oil from 0.8 yuan, which relieved the child's symptoms. The huge contrast between the operating cost of 65,438+10,000 yuan and 80 cents has aroused great public concern about this matter, and netizens named it "Eight Maomen". Online is basically one-sided accusation of hospitals. Due to the "Bamaomen" incident, many children in Shenzhen Children's Hospital refused to have surgery, which led to the deterioration of their condition. On September 7, Shenzhen Children's Hospital held a press conference, saying that all diagnosis and treatment were in line with the diagnosis and treatment norms. 10 years 10 On October 20th, the child was diagnosed as Hirschsprung's disease in tongji hospital Pediatric Surgery and underwent surgery. At the end of 10, the parents of the children publicly apologized to the hospital, and the Shenzhen media, which first reported the incident, later apologized to the society.
Comments:
The "Bamaomen" incident caused public outcry, reflecting the public's strong concern and dissatisfaction with misdiagnosis, over-medical treatment and arbitrary charges. A background that must be faced squarely is that the current distrust between doctors and patients is pervasive, and the public's fierce reaction to the "Eight Hairs Gate" is an example. When honesty, harmony and trust are replaced by vigilance and doubt, it is not just individuals who suffer. When there is a lack of trust, everyone can become a victim. Rebuilding the trust between doctors and patients also requires the joint efforts of both doctors and patients.
The restraint and professionalism of the hospital, the public apology of patients' parents, the media's reflection on themselves, and the introspection and sobriety of all parties after the "Bamaomen" incident have made people see the hope of reshaping a good doctor-patient relationship. Doctors and patients should be friends, not enemies. Instead of falling into the lament of distrust, it is better to work hard for trust, which is the most effective way to dismantle the trust wall between doctors and patients.
What to remember and what to forget: Lin Zhibo
Economist Sun and dancer Zi Huajun are both members of the Fifth CPPCC and often get together. One day, Sun learned that Zi Huajun was a student of Chen Hansheng, a famous scholar, and he took the initiative to tell her, "Your teacher is my mentor. Under his influence, I participated in the revolution and became interested in economic issues, so I am very grateful to him. "
Later, Zi Huajun told chen hansheng about it, but Chen Lao said, "I don't remember." Zi Huajun thought that the old man was old and his memory was vague. He said reproachfully, "The great economist called you a guide, but you forgot him!" " Without trembling, Chen Lao said seriously, "I only try to remember what I did wrong-I'm afraid of repeating the same mistakes."
As for doing the right thing, it is natural and should be, and I can't remember so much. Sun's road and achievements are the result of his own efforts, and I have no credit for them. "
Remember yourself and don't forget the kindness of others; A person will not remember the good things he has done, but will only try to remember the wrong things he has done. This kind of feeling and realm is unusual.
Jiang, author of Insisting on Personal Dignity
A student of Wu Guanzhong once organized an exhibition of paintings for some famous painters at that time. The exhibition was a great success, but Wu Guanzhong didn't seem to be "ungrateful" and criticized the students: "I appreciate your work, but there are some things I don't like. For example, to introduce guests, you should first introduce officials at all levels, and then introduce artists attending the meeting: officials sit in the front row and artists sit in the back row. This is an art exhibition, not an executive meeting. The protagonist is an artist, not an administrative leader! Although this is a formal problem, it exposes the official standard thinking. "
The students refused to accept it and argued, "Other exhibitions are arranged in this way." Wu Guanzhong said solemnly with a straight face, "You are right. This is the atmosphere now. The administrative level is more important than the artistic level. This is the performance of some artists conformity. I hope you young people can stick to your independent personality, don't give up on yourself, and don't sell yourself short! " The students bowed their heads in thought.
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