License plate collection vehicle sticker advertising language

1. Older female driver, take care! Don't kiss me, I'm afraid of repairing! Please pay attention to reversing at any time! When you see this line, your car is too close to me! If you can't drive blindly, squeeze me to hurry with you! 6. I'm haunted, pay attention! 7. Think of me as a red light! 8. Don't kiss me, my husband is in there! 9. Come on, mutually assured destruction! 10. I am very old in this world and very young in this world. I am still in poor health. Do not hit me! 1 1. If you think my ass is not dirty, just lick it! 12. Move the obstacle, please go around! 13. If you love me, chase me, but don't kiss me! 14. Older female drivers, take care! 15. The super melon appeared. 16. People are old and cars are new. Stay away from me. 17. Novice (female) 18. You are the master. 19. Don't climb, be careful! 20. Alto: Don't bully me, my brother is Audi. 2 1. 22. Female driver+running-in+first time = devil Prada. When you see this line, your car is too close to me. 24. If you can't drive blindly, squeeze me to go with you! 25. Sweating palms. 26. The old car is broken and needs running-in. 27. Taxi: Overhaul, welcome to overtake! 28. A little face is stuck: the middle face. 29. The new car is on the road, and there is a killer in it. 30. I once saw an aunt driving a car with a sign on the back: "Think of me as a red light." 3 1. I won't fail above the first gear, and I am proficient. 32. The brakes and the throttle are not clear, and everything is normal! 33. Don't look at me, look at the road! ! 34. You are in a hurry, you go first. 35. I am meat, and the car is a mill. Everyone calls us "meat buns". Delicious! Don't taste it! 36. After driving for two years, I touched the car for the first time! It’s up to you. Dare to surpass me! 38. Funny car stickers will not be hung for more than one gear: 1: The navigation route of the rookie is undecided. Funny index: ★ With the advent of the personalized era and the popularity of private cars, the "novice" label originally attached to the rear of the car has gradually become a personalized "novice navigation route is uncertain". Just like "all the people riding a white horse are not necessarily princes, but they may also be Tang Priest", although the novice driver has turned the turn signal, it does not mean that he will turn in that direction, perhaps in the opposite direction. Please refer to the actual driving direction for the specific route. Funny car sticker 2: Please pay attention to the funny index when the South China Tiger appears: ★★★★★ ★ "Zhou Tiger" incident, I believe there are still many people in China who don't know. Although the sentence "Please pay attention to shooting when the South China tiger appears" is suspected of imitating the car sticker "Please pay attention when the bear appears", its cold humor really makes people admire the inventor of this car sticker. Funny car sticker language 3: Otto Slow www.2wqq.com Funny Index: ★★★★★★ What a simple car sticker, but it takes a certain IQ to understand. It is estimated that this owner is either driving slowly or badly, which has nothing to do with "Altman" himself. Outlaw? The result is "Oh, very slow". Funny car sticker 4: Don't make me transform. Funny index: ★ The owner of this car sticker, www.2wqq.com, must be a big fan of Transformers. When he is fed up, someone will honk at him. It means, "Don't push me! Although I am a baritone, you will know who my big brother is after the transformation! " Funny car sticker 5: Mercedes-Benz+BMW funny index: ★★★★ Just look at these two brands and you will know how awesome they are! You say, what car is better than "Mercedes-Benz+BMW"? Humor lies in the "+"between Mercedes-Benz and BMW. Funny car sticker 6: V 16x4x4 Funny index: ★★★★ What cylinder engine is it? Dude, you either run too fast or fly too low. I wonder if this car can be used as a space shuttle. Ordinary fans can definitely be fooled. Funny car sticker 7: bumper car license funny index: ★★★★★ It is estimated that this car owner must like to play bumper cars in amusement parks when he was a doll, but it should be noted that the biggest difference between a real car and a bumper car is that one is to avoid being hit, and the other is purely to find a collision. Now that we all have bumper car licenses, what is there to be afraid of? I suggest you stay as far away from cars with this label as possible. 1. I may disagree with your post, but I firmly defend your right to post it. I may disagree with your bumper sticker, but I will defend to the death your right to put it on. I'd rather say: I don't have to lend you money, but I firmly defend your right to borrow money. Haha 2. Behind every successful man, there is a woman; Behind every failed man there are two women. Behind every successful man, there is a woman, and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. I just finished filling up, and now my car is worth 50 dollars. I just filled up my car with gasoline. Now it is worth $50.00. If you still know these words, I won't hit you hard. If you can see this, it means I didn't hit you hard enough. Most Americans have confidence ... which can be seen from the way they drive. Most Americans have faith ... you can see it from the way they drive. My IQ is negative! My IQ is negative! Innovative sentence: I don't talk to people with negative IQ. 7. If you haven't slept with Clinton, honk your horn. If you haven't slept with Clinton, just honk! Innovative sentence: If you don't honk the horn today, press it. 8. Don't follow me, I'm lost! Don't follow me, I'm lost! ! ! I didn't know anything yesterday, but today I know. I didn't know anything yesterday, but today I know. 10. Before I realized I was God, I was an atheist. 1 1. Laugh and the world laughs with you; You cried and the whole world laughed at you. Laugh and the world laughs with you; Cry and the world laughs at you. The sticker on my other car is very interesting. My other car sticker is very interesting. What's more-my brother is a Mercedes! 13. I'm hungry and fart in the fresh air. I'm so hungry. I'm farting and breathing fresh air. Can you still say: Is my fart fresher than yours? Hehe 14. Without people like you, the IQ of others would not be above average. If it is a person like you, no one will have an above-average IQ. 15. It is impossible to achieve the impossible without trying absurdity. You can't achieve it unless you try the impossible. It seems that there are often some absurd ideas, and you can become a great man by doing some absurd things. 16. Being stupid is your right, but it doesn't mean you should be stupid. But that doesn't mean you should be stupid. Ha, I have the right to be stupid, but I can also choose not to be stupid. 17. I was distracted. I'll be back in five minutes. I'm crazy. Be back in five minutes. I think it's best not to be distracted when driving if possible. Ask: Where did the man copy it? Answer: I found it online.