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Humor is the greatest wisdom. Is Xu Xin the funniest person in table tennis?

Speaking of Xu Xin, he is the most humorous person in the national table tennis team. Every time in an interview or activity, Xu Xin will have frequent golden sentences, which is why he has the title of "Duan Zishou" in table tennis.

1, inspirational brother

20 19 On July 2nd, ITTF official website released the latest world ranking, with Xu Xin and Chen Meng ranking first for men and women respectively. For Xu Xin, this is the summit again after four years. Xu Xin himself laughed at himself: "53 months is very inspirational." The humorous statement that seems to be ridiculous is actually Xu Xin's confident attitude.

2. Congratulations to the runner-up.

In a final, Xu Xin made a mistake and won the runner-up. The host came up with a sentence: "Congratulations, Xu Xin." The reporter finally asked, "What's your comment on the game?" Xu Xin said: "It's the first time I heard that someone congratulated the runner-up!" The audience burst into laughter.

3. Hum, leave me alone

After a game, Xu Xin is packing his equipment. A beautiful reporter from China Sports Frontline came to interview. Xu Xin said, "Why didn't you interview me yesterday?" The beauty reporter was stunned: "You didn't call yesterday!" Xu Xin: "Don't talk to me if you don't fight?" The reporter was embarrassed, and Xu Xin was very serious, hehe.

I often do this kind of thing.

The reporter praised Xu Xin and said, "Everyone says you play fairy ball. Unlike table tennis, you play badminton, which is very tight. What do you think? " Xu Xin: "I don't think so. This kind of ball is rare in the competition, and it is not once or twice in the training ground. The outside world may marvel at this kind of ball, which is also a way to promote table tennis. Because I often do such things! " The reporter asked again, "Up to now, all your games have won 3-0." Xu Xin said, "Don't talk about it, we don't care about it."

5. Call for members

In an interview with a reporter, Xu Xin directly asked the reporter for membership: "You give me a monthly card for live TV broadcast and get me some members." What a pragmatic Xu Xin, haha.

6. The coach is wrong.

The combination of warm hearts is very popular with everyone. In the first game of the World Table Tennis Championships, Liu jokingly said, "Xu Xin, what would you think if we lost the first game?" Xu Xin said solemnly, "Is that possible? If we really lose, then our coach is really wrong! "

7. It's me every year

In the ITTF annual best ball selection, the reporter asked Xu Xin: "Do you have confidence in this year's selection? Can you be tried? " Xu Xin said: "If it is fair, I think it will be me every year."

Xu Xin's humor contains wisdom, confidence and certainty. Humor is like him, domineering is like him.